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RadioactiveMan
01-03-2007, 07:12 PM
She'd be the PS3. It's just about that sexy. I haven't played any games yet, but I've had more fun looking at the console's menu than playing any video game. :wub:

HibyPrime
01-03-2007, 07:14 PM
It's just about that sexy.

Apparently you have yet to see this video (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7523963850407719328&q=sex)

RadioactiveMan
01-03-2007, 07:20 PM
I have a Wii too. :p

bt_bird_90
01-03-2007, 07:59 PM
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1297/fearfishjax9.jpg

Sir Wood
01-03-2007, 08:27 PM
Apparently you have yet to see this video (http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=7523963850407719328&q=sex)
Hahaha Hiby, I ran across that video earlier today!

RMJ
01-03-2007, 08:35 PM
Why would she want to be some console ?

bt_bird_90
01-03-2007, 08:38 PM
Why would she want to be some console ?
good question

but we all know Alizée is more like the PS9?:confused:
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General Patton
01-03-2007, 09:51 PM
She'd be the PS3. It's just about that sexy. I haven't played any games yet, but I've had more fun looking at the console's menu than playing any video game. :wub:
....No she wouldn't be a PS3....
And...since when is a system sexy?
Anyways PS3 sucks, 360 is such a better deal so IF Alizee was a system..(I have no idea how this came up...:confused: ) she would be a 360.

And 360's dashboard is A LOT better then the crappy PS3 dashboard...but that doesn't really matter.

SupaKrupa
01-04-2007, 02:09 AM
bt_bird, that was awesome hehe. "Telepathic personal music"... Can't wait! :p

In other news, when it comes to consoles... I don't bother.

rwd716
01-04-2007, 05:49 AM
gogo PS9!!!!!

neoteny
01-04-2007, 11:15 AM
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1297/fearfishjax9.jpg

that was a perfect comparison! yess, id prefer my pretty little 360. but deep down...inside my heart...a playstation will always have its place. :wub: could i be any more corny. and right now, Alizee is favored on a PC more so than anything else!

nurvonic
01-04-2007, 02:34 PM
XBox 360 all the way!!

General Patton
01-04-2007, 09:33 PM
XBox 360 all the way!!
Nur you just went way WAY up in my book! :D

PS9! LOL I can imagine some killer saying as he's led to jail: "BUT MY PS9 WAS ON I SWEAR IT WAS ON!"

nurvonic
01-04-2007, 09:47 PM
Nur you just went way WAY up in my book! :D


thanks man, that makes me feel...special:blink:

nate714
01-04-2007, 11:36 PM
comparing alizee to a box..... umm no :)

Urb4n
01-05-2007, 03:40 AM
Alizee, would so be a Wii. Bright, fun, active, and entertaining.

HibyPrime
01-05-2007, 04:55 AM
I'd say shes more like a ps2.

Released in early 2000, and we've been waiting for something original for almost 3 years..

Not to mention the broken promises/rumors on the 3rd system/album (respectively).

rwd716
01-05-2007, 05:50 AM
:blink: o snap!

SupaKrupa
01-05-2007, 06:00 AM
Hahaha wow! What an awesome analogy. Too true.

neoteny
01-05-2007, 10:35 AM
im getting my gluteus maximus pulverized on gears of war online. all these guys are assholes man! theyre so mean to me...one of 'em called me a "stupid newbie". i told him to get on his knees and...well ya know.

comparing alizee to a box..... umm no :)

comparing Alizee to a "box"...imo yes. its not just a box, duder. its a very sophisticated special box with powers to hypnotize! and it's slender in shape. hehe. and...its got a beautiful face. speaking of which, i got something to show you guys. i think you'll like it. LOL

RadioactiveMan
01-05-2007, 11:53 AM
Actually, I might have to rethink the PS3 thing based on the fact that it's the size of three Wiis. It's a lot bigger than our darling superstar.

nate714
01-05-2007, 12:31 PM
hiby's PS2 analysis actually makes sense, as far as dates go I guess. but alot of us didn't discover alizee until 2005 or 2006, so not everyone can really relate the waiting period.

plus, some people just don't buy consoles lol. I just play split-screen at friends houses, video games just aren't fun to me without my best friends. :)

DJ_Greg
01-05-2007, 03:54 PM
I always knew we'd see a video game console face-off thread eventually.

ZOMG ps3 iz teh suxxorz!!!!!111 lawl

*Swap "ps3" for whichever console "suxxorz" for you (I mean "u")

DJ_Greg
01-05-2007, 03:58 PM
I'd say shes more like a ps2.

Released in early 2000, and we've been waiting for something original for almost 3 years..

Not to mention the broken promises/rumors on the 3rd system/album (respectively).

Hahaha, good call.

neoteny
01-05-2007, 06:03 PM
ZOMG ps3 iz teh suxxorz!!!!!111 lawl

Et tu, Brute?

DJ_Greg
01-05-2007, 11:36 PM
Et tu, Brute?

Were you referring to the leet speak or the PS3 comment? The former was just sarcasm. As for PS3, see the hidden text (;)), as well as this handy Greg's History of Video Game Console Ownership chart:

Nintendo
Super Nintendo
PC games
Playstation (near the end of its era)
PC games
Playstation 2 (for about a year now)



If it was neither of those things, then I have no idea what you're talking about.

JCC
01-05-2007, 11:39 PM
...she'd be my PSP! So i could take Alizee anywhere and everywhere i want! Need a quick LiLi fix, pop in a vid or tune...and i'm good2go! :D :wub:

RadioactiveMan
01-06-2007, 12:38 AM
I have a few Alizée videos on my PS3 now since I moved them from my PSP. I also put a picture of her on it but didn't add any more after I couldn't figure out how to set them as the background.

dman8
01-06-2007, 12:43 AM
hehe, she is the background on my Xbox 360

bt_bird_90
01-06-2007, 01:32 AM
Console wars could the death of Alizée America, but I'm glad to see everyone is playing nice thus far. :D

neoteny
01-06-2007, 12:40 PM
Were you referring to the leet speak or the PS3 comment?

i was just referring the PS3 comment. its doesnt matter, i'd still like to own a PS3, but comparing Alizee to something obese i found funny to think about. then again maybe it isnt about the size rather about the specs found on the inside of PS3. or dates. whatever. what the hell theyre both pretty powerful computers. 360 baby! do i make you randy?!

and speaking of your "leet speak", do you consider yourself a hacker.
oh yeah. lol. about that comment again. i made a subtle hint about you speaking Greek. haha.

nurvonic
01-06-2007, 07:45 PM
here's what neoteny was talking about. my Xbox 360!! isnt she pretty?


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RadioactiveMan
01-06-2007, 08:02 PM
Not as pretty as that sig you have, nurvonic. :wub:

DJ_Greg
01-06-2007, 08:12 PM
i was just referring the PS3 comment. its doesnt matter, i'd still like to own a PS3, but comparing Alizee to something obese i found funny to think about. then again maybe it isnt about the size rather about the specs found on the inside of PS3. or dates. whatever. what the hell theyre both pretty powerful computers. 360 baby! do i make you randy?!

and speaking of your "leet speak", do you consider yourself a hacker.
oh yeah. lol. about that comment again. i made a subtle hint about you speaking Greek. haha.

PS3 was just the first thing that came to mind, mostly because it's :cool: to bash it lately. Any system that has Final Fantasy games is OK in my book!


Oh, and Latin, bro...Latin.

bt_bird_90
01-06-2007, 08:32 PM
http://www.unlimitedgamer.net/19/final-fantasy-13-on-xbox-360/
http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3150934
http://xbox360.qj.net/Rumor-Final-Fantasy-XIII-for-Xbox-360-/pg/49/aid/42443
:(

neoteny
01-06-2007, 08:37 PM
Oh, and Latin, bro...Latin.

i absolutely knew you were gonna correct me!!! LOL

yes latin not greek. brute...

DJ_Greg
01-06-2007, 08:39 PM
Ya know, actually I edited that part in afterward. I didn't want aFrenchie to come in here and correct both of us. ;)

neoteny
01-06-2007, 08:39 PM
here's what neoteny was talking about. my Xbox 360!! isnt she pretty?

you couldn't just wait a little while longer could you? and yes...that is pretty.

nurvonic
01-07-2007, 12:25 AM
Not as pretty as that sig you have, nurvonic. :wub:

my sig is fine, but the xbox just kills :p . i got some more game faces lined up, most of them Alizee and a couple with Audrey Tatou