Your first TWo sentences.

[WhiteShadow]

Ok so heres a fun one...

Lets say you have the very slim and unbelievable event of meeting Alizee.
She walks up to you (probably making sure your ok after you fainted).
What are the first two sentences you will say to her? First TWO! only two!

Mine would be:
1. Hmmm you just met the biggest Alizee fan in america (or one of).
2. Ive compared you to cheese when questioned @_@,and i love youpidou btw.

And after she stares at me with confusion i would probably just get a autograph..maybe show her my ipod. It has every single album and TONS of pictures of her..i think she would laugh. :)

[bt_bird_90]

" 'Sup."
" 'Smee, bird."

[WhiteShadow]

Ya right bird ^^ youd be stuttering to much.
and bird i forgot to say but no run on sentences...sheesh

[bt_bird_90]

Those are two separate complete thoughts and that's not stuttering, it's precisely what I mean to say, she could take it from there.

[WhiteShadow]

i know i was kidding lol..run on sentence..as in (to many words in one sentence)..

[SupaKrupa]

"Do you come with the car?"
"Oh you, kekekeke! (a little girl's laugh)"

[Uméesha]

"Alizee!:rolleyes: What are you going to do next?":cool:
"You Know what am going to do!":wub:

[Killian]

Mmmmm... Probably:

" Why Jéremy?"

"No, really, why Jéremy?"

[chrelion]

"Thank you."
"Don't change."

o.O;

[marik]

Mmmmm... Prpabbly:

" Why Jéremy?"

"No, really, why Jéremy?"


yeah y Jérry?


heres mine!:


hi how are ya? im a fan of yours the biggest fan!!


id like to have a dinner to ya please!



now she accept to have dinner to me and we have a good converstaion with each other and the i ask for her Cellphone number and she gave me! :wub:Marik:wub:

[Uméesha]

yeah y Jérry?

heres mine!:
hi how are ya? im a fan of yours the biggest fan!!
id like to have a dinner to ya please!

now she accept to have dinner to me and we have a good converstaion with each other and the i ask for her Cellphone number and she gave me! :wub:Marik:wub:

nice two sentences marik! are u sure you will meet alizee?

[marik]

Mmmmm... Prpabbly:

" Why Jéremy?"

"No, really, why Jéremy?"

nice two sentences marik! are u sure you will meet alizee?

maybe in future Umesh!:) hope so!

[Zack -Alizee Lover-]

1.Hi alizée, don't pay attention to bird he is mentaly retarded :rolleyes:
2. Wanna go out tonight?

[Deepwaters]

It would depend on the circumstances but the most likely things are:

1. "Bonjour (-soir), mon enchanteresse!"

2. [something appropriate to what she says]

Zack, you want to leave asking her out until later in the conversation. Timing is everything. ;)

[Uméesha]

1.Hi alizée, don't pay attention to bird he is mentaly retarded :rolleyes:
Hey zack will alizee be able to recognize bird?

[Zack -Alizee Lover-]

Hey zack will alizee be able to recognize bird?

Of course, i mean it's bird...
" 'Sup."
" 'Smee, bird."

Zack, you want to leave asking her out until later in the conversation. Timing is everything.
If i do so, she will probably say something like "Well i better get going", it's better if i invite her to do something before she actually leaves just like that.

[JCC]

My two?...hmmm, this is tough! Probably...

Uh, duhh..ummm, uhhh, ummmm..
&
DOH, duh, DOH!

LOL...id be too tongue tied to say anything :(

[Deepwaters]

We all have our meet-Lili fantasies, right? Here's one of my more bizarre ones:

I'm on the beach in Ajaccio. I'm done swimming and dolphin-summoning for a while and am lying on the beach meditating/catchin' rays, maybe with my hat over my face, and Anny-Lee toddles over and starts to shovel sand all over me. The outraged maman notices the little rascal's misbehavior (like mother like daughter) and runs over yelling at her to stop. So my first two sentences might be:

"Le non, ne s'inquiètent pas ! J'étais ainsi tranquillité qu'elle a pensée que j'étais mort et décidé de m'enterrer."

("No, don't worry about it! I was so quiet she thought I was dead and decided to bury me.")

See, it just depends on the circumstances! :D

[Jess]

1) Je t’aime Alizée.
2) Peux je vous embrasse sur la joue?

And if she says no.......

3) Alors, pouvoir j'embrasse vos pieds?

After a couple of gigles, she would probably say ok to the first request.

I'm not a big fan of autographs, although I wouldn't mine hers. But after having the oportunity of meeting her in person though, I would much rather have taken her natural scent along with whatever shampoo or perfume she's wearing...... I would treasure this forever. :wub:

[Cooney]

Depends where I met her. If in the US, probably:

Bonjour, et bienvenue encore aux États-Unis. Je n'imaginais jamais que je vous rencontre içi !

(Hello, and welcome back to the states. I never imagined I would meet you here!)

In France, or abroad in general:

Excusez-moi, je ne veux pas vous déranger, mais je veux vous remercie pour tout que vous avez fait. Vous m'inspirez bien!

(Excuse me, I don't want to bother you, but I want to thank you for everything you've done. You really inspire me!)

[riva2model64]

sentence 1: . . . . . . . . ....err. .
sentence 2: . . . . . ....uh. . . . .

[Tye]

After squealing like a little girl and over coming the shock I would probably say something like:

1.You are such a wonderfully magnificent person, and have inspired me in so many wonderful ways.

2. Can I get a picture and maybe a kiss on the cheeck?

The kiss is unlikely, but she might would be all right with the picture.

Two sentences just are not enough to say what I would love to say. I would love to be able to carry on a conversation with her in some beautiful café. Maybe I will run into her in a café when I move to France, and for some reason she will have a conversation with me.

Maybe I should get a job with the press. Then like a knight defending her honor I will kick the guy's ass who caused this:
http://moi-alizee.us/forums/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=33462&g2_serialNumber=1&g2_GALLERYSID=32901fd39e13299eb376228e5f9b16ac

And win Lili's heart with my bravery.:)

[jeroh]

hi , whats time it is?

thanks

[OGRE]

1. Ooops, sorry....I normally don't drool like this.
2. Leaving so soon?

[Fish]

Hm... probably something on how beautiful she is, and then something corny in pseudo-french.

[Matrix]

Well in my lousy french I would say
1. bonjour Alizee! salut hello or hi


2. comment ca va? how are you? i think , je mappelle Matrix- my name is Matrix

then i would ask to get a picture with her or sign an autograph

[JCC]

1. Ooops, sorry....I normally don't drool like this.
2. Leaving so soon?

HAHA...i'd probably do that, too. I don't know how to even comprehend Alizee standing in front if me w/in speaking distance. I'd freeze :rolleyes:

[Uméesha]

hi , whats time it is?

thanks

you have a good time jeroh, dont worry:D

[Matrix]

Let's get real here... most of us here don't speak french... so, what would you do spontaneously if Alizee surprised you?

You see, you don't speak french so you would be like.. bonjour and that's it and smile and be shellshocked and helplessly reaching out for an interpreter :eek:

We can only hope that Alizee speaks english a little better than what she did before and we speak french a littler better than what we did before, lol :)

[Uméesha]

you got the point matrix! yes, we are know little bit of french but... if alizee speaks in french with us.... no matter what we will do next, so before meeting alizee, prepare for the french, if not... alizee should learn english:D

[isabella]

First i gonna think: must i say something in english or french? then i forget my french because i'm in shock or something:p
then i think: is it alizée? maybe she don't like it when i come to her.
then:

1.ehh..alizée?
2 may i please have a autograph or may i take a photo with you and me?

and then my eyes close and i fall on the street.
i wake up in my hotel and paris and think: what's happened?

[Joey_adore_Jung]

well truth be told i'd go.

" k can you pinch me i really need to check if i'm not dreaming"
"Edit: homina, homina, homina,homina."

after those to setences, i'd faint. and then faint again.

[Tye]

First i gonna think: must i say something in english or french? then i forget my french because i'm in shock or something:p
then i think: is it alizée? maybe she don't like it when i come to her.
then:

1.ehh..alizée?
2 may i please have a autograph or may i take a photo with you and me?

and then my eyes close and i fall on the street.
i wake up in my hotel and paris and think: what's happened?

And Lili would be setting beside you applying ice to your head where it hit the street, and she would smile and ask "Ça va", and you would pass out again.:)

[isabella]

And Lili would be setting beside you applying ice to your head where it hit the street, and she would smile and ask "Ça va", and you would pass out again.


lol!i hope so!

[B_M_E]

"so you're that Alizée people go crazy about huh?"

"you know divorce is part of people's everyday life ;) "

[Tye]

"so you're that Alizée people go crazy about huh?"

"you know divorce is part of people's everyday life ;) "

Lili is happy though as far as we know with Jeremy so I would rather her stay with him.
Although, could you imagine what would happen if we ever found out that Lili was miserable, and Jeremy was not a nice guy after all who liked to hit women. I bet there would be a mob of angry fan's after him, me included.:)

[B_M_E]

Lili is happy though as far as we know with Jeremy so I would rather her stay with him.
Although, could you imagine what would happen if we ever found out that Lili was miserable, and Jeremy was not a nice guy after all who liked to hit women. I bet there would be a mob of angry fan's after him, me included.:)

I'm right behind you on that ;) yeah she does seem happy with Jeremy, at least that is the image she is showing us.

[Alizee_is_Scottish!]

"Yes it really is me, and no you can't have a smooch."

"I recognise you - do you owe me money or something?"

I like to play it cool............

[Deepwaters]

Although, could you imagine what would happen if we ever found out that Lili was miserable, and Jeremy was not a nice guy after all who liked to hit women.

She'd have dumped him years ago if that were true.

[Tye]

She'd have dumped him years ago if that were true.

Some women will live in an abusive relationship out of fear. There have been some abused women who no one knew she was being abused until she was beaten to death or someone else spealed the information. Abuse is very mentally effecting on women. Some will live in it believing that what the husband is doing is ok. Abusive men will threaten to hurt the kids alot of times if the wife tells someone or if she threatens to leave.

I don't believe Jeremy would ever hurt Lili or Anny-Lee, but just because a women stays in a relationship doesn't mean it is a good relationship. Once again though I would never expect Jeremy to hurt Lili, and I am sure she could put up one heck of a fight if he ever did.

[Deepwaters]

I don't believe Jeremy would ever hurt Lili or Anny-Lee, but just because a women stays in a relationship doesn't mean it is a good relationship.

In this case it does, or at least a non-abusive one. She has a strong support network of friends and family, and could if nothing else easily have gone home to her parents in Corsica to escape. Since she's still living in Paris, there's no abuse going on.

Mind you, if I'm wrong, he's dragon food. :mad:

But I'm not wrong, I'm sure. :)

[atra201]

words escape me right now and i think they will escape me when the time comes

[Tye]

In this case it does, or at least a non-abusive one. She has a strong support network of friends and family, and could if nothing else easily have gone home to her parents in Corsica to escape. Since she's still living in Paris, there's no abuse going on.

Mind you, if I'm wrong, he's dragon food. :mad:

But I'm not wrong, I'm sure. :)


He wouldn't just be dragon food. He would be faced with a mob like nothing he could imagine. I would find a way over there, and make sure he remembered who I was. By the time I got done with him he would be begging for jail.

[Jess]

Let's get real here... most of us here don't speak french... so, what would you do spontaneously if Alizee surprised you?

You see, you don't speak french so you would be like.. bonjour and that's it and smile and be shellshocked and helplessly reaching out for an interpreter :eek:

We can only hope that Alizee speaks english a little better than what she did before and we speak french a littler better than what we did before, lol :)

Getting back to the subject, I think your probably right on this one Matrix. ;)

[rcs]

I'd like to ask Lili questions, but instead I'd probably ask by waving a camera and pen at her hoping for her approval for pic and sig.:p

If she spoke english, I'd ask her if she knows about Alizee America and if she could do something special for the site like post a pic of her and me.:)

[Uméesha]

I'd like to ask Lili questions, but instead I'd probably ask by waving a camera and pen at her hoping for her approval for pic and sig.:p

If she spoke english, I'd ask her if she knows about Alizee America and if she could do something special for the site like post a pic of her and me.:)

good idea man!....:D, do you think alizee finished learning English so soon? if she learnt enlish, she definitely register in Alizee America with different name...

[Tye]

good idea man!....:D, do you think alizee finished learning English so soon? if she learnt enlish, she definitely register in Alizee America with different name...

She said she didn't really want to do that because an IP address can be tracked.

[Killian]

She said she didn't really want to do that because an IP address can be tracked.

When did she say that? Plus there are already French members here, I think a few there are even from Paris (I know Piblokto is), so how would that be a problem?

[Joey_adore_Jung]

good idea man!....:D, do you think alizee finished learning English so soon? if she learnt enlish, she definitely register in Alizee America with different name...

which means :blink: that she has been watching us this entire time. :blink: Whoa that just makes me feel paranoid.......

[Tye]

When did she say that? Plus there are already French members here, I think a few there are even from Paris (I know Piblokto is), so how would that be a problem?

I read it or saw it in some interview when I first got here. My memory might be playing tricks on me though.

[fsquared]

which means :blink: that she has been watching us this entire time. :blink: Whoa that just makes me feel paranoid.......

I think we've been through almost all conceivable views on that point in this thread...

http://moi-alizee.us/forums/showthread.php?t=253

[Joey_adore_Jung]

oh i forgot about that thread oi, still i just get paranoid when i think somebody is watching and those goes out to all the guests browsing all these threads. though guests don't really bother me, it's the fact that if by any chance i insulted Alizée it is like OHH DAMN.

[Uméesha]

which means :blink: that she has been watching us this entire time. :blink: Whoa that just makes me feel paranoid.......

i think so.... after the release of third album, alizee's next task will be messaging to the fans from her official website.. may be she will be registering in alizee america too! with different name, such that nobody could recognize her!

[Tye]

i think so.... after the release of third album, alizee's next task will be messaging to the fans from her official website.. may be she will be registering in alizee america too! with different name, such that nobody could recognize her!

If you found out it was Lili would you tell everyone and scare her off, or keep it to yourself? I believe I would keep it a secret so she could stay and have fun without being bothered.

[fsquared]

If you found out it was Lili would you tell everyone and scare her off, or keep it to yourself? I believe I would keep it a secret so she could stay and have fun without being bothered.

Definitely keep it a secret. Let her have her fun, if that's what she wants. :D

[CFHollister]

(In French, if at all possible):
1. Alizée, thank you for being you and sharing part of yourself with a world that has been made brighter and more beautiful in the process.
2. Without even knowing me, you have done so much for me in your own way (I can't even begin to tell you); is there anything, now, that I can do for you?

That is if by some miracle I retain my verbal ability. More likely:
1. Alizée!...:eek:
2. :blink: :wub:


BTW: You said "sentences," not "independent clauses." What one could do with a cunning (or at least prolific) use of semicolons. ;) :p

If you found out it was Lili would you tell everyone and scare her off, or keep it to yourself? I believe I would keep it a secret so she could stay and have fun without being bothered.

Keep it a secret.

[Uméesha]

If you found out it was Lili would you tell everyone and scare her off, or keep it to yourself? I believe I would keep it a secret so she could stay and have fun without being bothered.

everybody does the same, they will keep them secret... if lili is messaging with individual person! If i find lili is messaging me, i will keep it as a top secret:D, btw i have some secret language of alizee.... if alizee messages to me or anybody i will clearly recognize that is her(lili):D.... this is too top secret!

[rcs]

Lili messaging me???

Ha...I wish, but if it happened:eek:

Yeah, Umesh is right. Keep it a secret...don't know how long that will last:blink:

[fsquared]

everybody does the same, they will keep them secret... if lili is messaging with individual person! If i find lili is messaging me, i will keep it as a top secret:D, btw i have some secret language of alizee.... if alizee messages to me or anybody i will clearly recognize that is her(lili):D.... this is too top secret!

I guess your secret language is a ... secret, but wouldn't it have to be prearranged somehow? :confused:

[Uméesha]

Lili messaging me???

Ha...I wish, but if it happened:eek:

Yeah, Umesh is right. Keep it a secret...don't know how long that will last:blink:

lets see, if she registers in AA... :) i will definitely find it out but before that mods and admin will find:D , i think so...;)

[Deepwaters]

We're not into that again, are we? This is the wrong thread for it. :)

Although -- it's entirely possible that many of you have already spoken two sentences to Alizée, without even realizing it. ;)

And yes, OF COURSE keep it a secret!

[atra201]

which means :blink: that she has been watching us this entire time. :blink: Whoa that just makes me feel paranoid.......
she definetly checks out a forum at least
you ask me how i know ?
well after much depate about that photobucket accout and finally proving it's lili's the account
the account was changed to private instead of the previous state of public
which ispired me to change my account's to private (don't want you to see my load of crap)

[fsquared]

she definetly checks out a forum at least
you ask me how i know ?
well after much depate about that photobucket accout and finally proving it's lili's the account
the account was changed to private instead of the previous state of public
which ispired me to change my account's to private (don't want you to see my load of crap)

Well, sure...she probably started getting gazillion random friend requests on MySpace, went WTF, went over to AFC, found that dozens of people had changed their avatars to a pic in her photobucket account, and decided to close it up.

[Tye]

Lili messaging me???

Ha...I wish, but if it happened:eek:

Yeah, Umesh is right. Keep it a secret...don't know how long that will last:blink:

I didn't mean would you keep it a secret if Lili was secretly messaging you. I meant what would you do if you found out that Lili was on the site, and knew who she was, and she didn't even know you knew it was her.

But Deepwaters is right. Let's get back on topic.