CRAZIEST Alizee Rumor, ever!

[MesGourmandises]

Haha.

Has anyone ever heard of the rumor that Alizee is really the 'secret' daughter of Mylene Farmer and Laurent Boutonnat? I said to myself, hah! Please.

But then I thought, well I've never seen her mother before, nor her father... and then I came across a photo of Mylene Farmer that looks AMAZINGLY like Alizee. So then I thought, ...hmm could it be true? Nahh but this photo's pretty creepy when you consider the rumor.

http://israbox.com/uploads/posts/2007-10/1191785185_cover.jpg - does this look like it depicts the possible genectic link between Mylene Farmer and Alizee? Haha, weird..

[nurvonic]

thats the craziest?

they gotta do better than that.

[espire]

Mylène and Laurent aren't married, nor do they have such a relationship to anyone's knowledge. As well, we have pictures of both of Alizée's parents. I don't think there's too much resemblance in the photo, either.

Not only is this rumour based on nothing, it's rather silly as well.

[lefty12357]

Alizée with her parents and brother.

http://moi-alizee.us/forums/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=39190&g2_serialNumber=1&g2_GALLERYSID=9c47faa030493967bfff7852195640a4Aliz ée with her parents and brother.

[Deepwaters]

Alizée with her parents and brother.

http://moi-alizee.us/forums/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=39190&g2_serialNumber=1&g2_GALLERYSID=9c47faa030493967bfff7852195640a4Aliz ée with her parents and brother.

Let me think. She was, what, 13-14 in that picture? That would make Johann 9-10, looks about right. Her father is 49 now, so he would have been 39-40 at that time. My, he certainly went gray since then!

I don't know how old her mother is, but she's hot. ;)

[MesGourmandises]

Let me think. She was, what, 13-14 in that picture? That would make Johann 9-10, looks about right. Her father is 49 now, so he would have been 39-40 at that time. My, he certainly went gray since then!

I don't know how old her mother is, but she's hot. ;)

Wow, the only attractive person there is the little Alizette :) that i see there. Mother.. um no.., sorry Johann, and father.. well thats anther no.

I don't see any amazing genes coming from these parents.

Can you say "Immaculate Conception"? God let his bottled potency of beauty out when he unscrewed the cap to get a little taste... and that supposed mother of alizee is the Mary of the 20th century.

[lefty12357]

Let me think. She was, what, 13-14 in that picture? That would make Johann 9-10, looks about right. Her father is 49 now, so he would have been 39-40 at that time. My, he certainly went gray since then!

I don't know how old her mother is, but she's hot. ;)

Actually the picture is from 1995, she was 10 or 11. Of course the picture is from when she won the contest for her design for the plane's paint job.

[dreamer]

That rumour is crazy alright.:rolleyes:

[Just a Guest]

Actually, Lili is a result of a secret genetic experiment in a Parisian Lab in the
80's. It got outta hand, and she was adopted by Mr. & Mrs. average on some
remote island in the Mediterranian, to keep her out of the media.

As we all know, that failed as well.

Sad story :(

[ALS]

Haven't you ever heard that beautiful people have ugly kids and ugly
people have great looking kids. Ever seen Liv Tyler.

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Liv_Tyler.jpg


Now look at her father Steve. See what I mean. No wonder her mother lied about who her father was.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/sakutak/03-1.jpg

[cocoroa]

naa that`s nonesnse

is just a rumor

but pretty carzy rumor

[Deepwaters]

Actually the picture is from 1995, she was 10 or 11.

LOL OK, we now know that I suck at judging the age of pre-teens. That would make Johann 5 or 6, Joseph 36-37, and now that I think of it I believe Alizée said her mother was 23 years older than herself, so that would make her 33-34.

MG, we already know that you and I differ in re Mdme. Jacotey. I think she is a BABE. Or anyway, was one in her 30s, I haven't seen a recent picture.

And if you look at the bone structure of her face, you can see the resemblance to Alizée. Also in the coloring of course. Those are her real parents. Mylène and Laurent were the parents to her career, but not her flesh.

There are more recent pictures of both Joseph and Johann on Joseph's MySpace page and official site. Start here:

http://www.myspace.com/jacotey

I think Johann is a very good looking young dude, and Joseph, although much grayer than I am ;), is also a very handsome gentleman. So Her Grace comes by it all honestly.

Edit: Anny-Lee is a cute kid, too. :)

[Youpidou1]

Her father is a photographer, how can someone make a rumor anything remotely like that. Alizée Jacotey and Father Joesph Jacotey.

[Jess]

Haven't you ever heard that beautiful people have ugly kids and ugly
people have great looking kids. Ever seen Liv Tyler.

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Liv_Tyler.jpg


Now look at her father Steve. See what I mean. No wonder her mother lied about who her father was.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/sakutak/03-1.jpg

Dude Steven Tyler is like a hundred years old... what do expect. :D

[RadioactiveMan]

http://israbox.com/uploads/posts/2007-10/1191785185_cover.jpg - does this look like it depicts the possible genectic link between Mylene Farmer and Alizee? Haha, weird..

Woa! More like the secret daughter of Mylene and Seal!

[shu]

i hear french women dont shave their underarms is that true? no offense

[ALS]

Jess, I was making a joke since people were criticizing her parents.
Please don't take it seriously. :p

[bb17]

Well here's another so-called rumor.

I'm the father of Alizee's daughter :D

[MesGourmandises]

Well here's another so-called rumor.

I'm the father of Alizee's daughter :D

Are you drugged up!? I surely know I am the father... wait the minus means that she's pregnant right? hehe

[painbringer]

Haven't you ever heard that beautiful people have ugly kids and ugly
people have great looking kids. Ever seen Liv Tyler.

http://www.facade.com/celebrity/photo/Liv_Tyler.jpg


Now look at her father Steve. See what I mean. No wonder her mother lied about who her father was.

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h255/sakutak/03-1.jpg

lol lol lol

[Andres87]

For me this was the craziest rumour/news/article, saying that alizee had an accidentwhen i first read this article, my heart almost stoped. This articles can make people go dead.
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/5276/voici01bw4.th.jpg (http://img525.imageshack.us/my.php?image=voici01bw4.jpg)

[Yaceman]

I think Stephen Tyler is sexy in his PJ's. Besides Liv Tyler only got big when she did her star roll in LotR and lets face it, shes pretty much a dorks dream girl. Similar comparison is the all to famous Princess Leah in Episode 6. I mean they're both really attractive but just because they're in a sci-fi is what bumped up their stature.

About the 'rumor', I dont think a shy person like a Alizee was bought up by anyone but her mother and father with genuine-celebritylacking-love. To think those two hoes raised her is slightly funny.

Peace

[ajaccio corsica]

hi
it's obvious that she looks like her mother, her father isn't a professional photographer, it's just a hobby
actually he works at the local healthcare insurance agency
cheers

[Renegade]

there was a rumor on youtube where she actually died:eek:

[Youpidou1]

there was a rumor on youtube where she actually died:eek:

It would be all over here if that really happened. Which would lead me to believe that the person who made the video has no life or just wants attention. I probably saw the video and just cursed the guy who made it out.

[SilentFox]

It would be all over here if that really happened. Which would lead me to believe that the person who made the video has no life or just wants attention. I probably saw the video and just cursed the guy who made it out.

Yea..i got a feeling on who the person who made it was...:mad:

[Renegade]

who:confused:

[Deepwaters]

hi
it's obvious that she looks like her mother, her father isn't a professional photographer, it's just a hobby
actually he works at the local healthcare insurance agency
cheers

I agree she looks like her mother. What's more, she DOESN'T look like Mylène at all! Mylène has that prominent, almost Roman nose, and a very different look to her eyes. Hers is a rather more unusual beauty than Alizée's.

Joseph Jacotey may not be a professional photographer, but he's good enough at it to be one if he wanted to, and I told him so. His work is incredible. He's been doing it for 35 years and it really shows.

[Youpidou1]

I think so too.

[espire]

Deepwaters, M. Jacotey may have professional-level ouvres, but to go professional you need to have the quantity as well as the quality. Not everybody can find inspiration at any time just by looking for it. You can be an amateur and be far better than a professional. The only real difference is the title (and the income -- from nothing to a lot).

Of course, I stand here about to be corrected by you, no doubt. I really should stop expressing my points of view around you ;)

[Deepwaters]

Well, there's some reason or other that he chooses not to do it. If I were to venture a guess, it would be that photography is something he loves, and he doesn't want to make it a job. I will disagree that there's any reason he couldn't, though.

I suppose I could relate to it by remembering my brief venture into advertising copywriting years ago -- blech! On that basis, perhaps I can understand.

[fsquared]

Yeah, I mean maybe he likes his current job and perhaps it, you know, pays the bills well. People can be excellent at and very dedicated to their hobbies without making them their professions.

[Yaceman]

It would be all over here if that really happened. Which would lead me to believe that the person who made the video has no life or just wants attention. I probably saw the video and just cursed the guy who made it out.

Even when she does die, she wont be dead...
If you want to know what im talkin about learn from Mr. Presley or Mr. shakur
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[SaintÀlizee]

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Found this thread from some googling, and it interested me enough to post this, despite how old it is. I think when she was younger, she looked like her Father (from the few pics of him I can compare her to), but these two pics of Alizee and her Mother merged along side of each other... you can tell they're truly Mother and Daughter. Anyone in agreement? Maybe It's just me. Smh... how does she look anything like MF?

[Aayush]

Hmm a little.....the nose of Alizée is what differentiate her, from her mother big time.

[Deepwaters]

Michelle also has a stronger chin and sharper, more defined facial features generally. They're both beautiful women, though, and certainly you can see the family resemblance.

Jo published a big series of photos of Michelle on his Facebook page recently. It was the first time I'd seen pictures of her except for old ones like that, or the limited study he published earlier. She's stunning. Absolutely gorgeous. In fantastic shape for a woman in her 40s, and just exquisite. If she's any indication, Alizée is going to keep her beauty for many, many years.

[severianb]

Michelle also has a stronger chin and sharper, more defined facial features generally. They're both beautiful women, though, and certainly you can see the family resemblance.

Jo published a big series of photos of Michelle on his Facebook page recently. It was the first time I'd seen pictures of her except for old ones like that, or the limited study he published earlier. She's stunning. Absolutely gorgeous. In fantastic shape for a woman in her 40s, and just exquisite. If she's any indication, Alizée is going to keep her beauty for many, many years.

Agreed. Her looks didn't come from nowhere. (Although I have known stunningly beautiful women with ugly parents)
And yes, Alizee will keep her current looks for many years. I find it a bit creepy when fans pine for her Lolita-era looks. Isn't that sort of like saying, "I prefer 15 year old girls to mature women." ??? I personally find her *wardrobe* to be a bit too conservative these days, but I understand that's what she needs to do in order to eventually change her image. My male mind finds it to be a almost criminal waste of sexy, though. :D

[User22]

Agreed. Her looks didn't come from nowhere. (Although I have known stunningly beautiful women with ugly parents)
And yes, Alizee will keep her current looks for many years. I find it a bit creepy when fans pine for her Lolita-era looks. Isn't that sort of like saying, "I prefer 15 year old girls to mature women." ??? I personally find her *wardrobe* to be a bit too conservative these days, but I understand that's what she needs to do in order to eventually change her image. My male mind finds it to be a almost criminal waste of sexy, though. :D

Where did the "agree" button go on here:confused: But yes at least she will keep her beauty for many years:wub:

[Bigdan]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/7316/mylyoung.jpg (http://img179.imageshack.us/i/mylyoung.jpg/)

Here is Mylène in 1984... The year she's suppose to give birth to you know who... :rolleyes:

Pretty hard to imagine...

[FanDeAliFee]

Haha... Has anyone ever heard of the rumor that Alizee is really the 'secret' daughter of Mylene Farmer and Laurent Boutonnat?

Were such nonsense true, it would make poor Alizée the proverbial "Farmer's daughter," of whom countless generations of off-color jokes have reported... oh my!