funny alizee quotes

[Future Raptor Ace]

these are funny, they are on wiki
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aliz%C3%A9e
my favorites are
"I can fix a car, wrestle a bear, throw champaigne in your face mister, you will not stop me. I am going to take an army tank and take over the bank of England. This will be my finest hour and only an atomic bomb can stop me. I am going to get bussssssy on all yo asses. Watch the watch. In Totalitaria it's always six o'clock punk and by my watch it's five fifty nine"

"I don't want to tell it (the most romantic thing anybody has done to her). It's a secret. It was my ex-boyfriend, the new one will not be happy to hear it!"

and finally my all time favorite

" I once fought a man for the last beefburger at a food kitchen. I would have kicked his homeless @$&, but he had a samuri sword and took the burger and my money - fat b*t*h."wonder if thats really her, either way mad funny

[Tchaikovsky]

" I once fought a man for the last beefburger at a food kitchen. I would have kicked his homeless @$&, but he had a samuri sword and took the burger and my money - fat b*t*h."wonder if thats really her, either way mad funny

I don't know. It doesn't really sound like Alizee imo.:confused:

[Ben]

The middle one is real. The other two, lol, of course not. This is why you can't trust Wiki! :p

[Future Raptor Ace]

lol, idk. Your probably right though snatcher. Your the guy who met her right, at the mega store?
any ways did u see the im not 20 one
"Certain magazines who have recently published photos of me accused me of intentionally showing my underwear. That's absolutely false! So, to shut up the gossip, at the end of my song "J'ai pas 20 ans," I lifted up my skirt out of provocation. Having said that, I was wearing boxers!"

[chrelion]

All you have to do is check the history on this to see the article's being vandalized. Known vandal on Wikipedia, too -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:212.250.189.121

[chazkimies]

...now that my dream is fulfilled, that I'm singing and I do what I love, I dream of running away and traveling around the world

i'll go with her!:D

[deanej]

I removed the two false quotes. Let's hope the vandal doesn't come back.

[wasabi622]

lol, idk. Your probably right though snatcher. Your the guy who met her right, at the mega store?
any ways did u see the im not 20 one
"Certain magazines who have recently published photos of me accused me of intentionally showing my underwear. That's absolutely false! So, to shut up the gossip, at the end of my song "J'ai pas 20 ans," I lifted up my skirt out of provocation. Having said that, I was wearing boxers!"

holy frick!:eek:

um.. video evidence anywhere?

[user472884]

i'll second that

[TheBarrett]

holy frick!:eek:

um.. video evidence anywhere?

You are proving yourself to be quite the necromancer, where have you gained such skills? :p

[wasabi622]

my dear barrett, it just comes naturally to me.

what can i say?

in all seriousness though.. its sunday morning(in college time. :p), everyone's still asleep, and im putting off my work out for a few.. hours. :p

[TheBarrett]

my dear barrett, it just comes naturally to me.

what can i say?

in all seriousness though.. its sunday morning(in college time. :p), everyone's still asleep, and im putting off my work out for a few.. hours. :p

Then that means you can stick around and enlighten me with your wisdom. :p

[Criss_pl]

How we should call it... Archeology? :p Don't even joke that you haven't seen that vid:)
And for me it's Sunday/Monday night:p

[wasabi622]

How we should call it... Archeology? :p Don't even joke that you haven't seen that vid:)
And for me it's Sunday/Monday night:p

uh-oh. is this another precious nugget of Alizee footage that i've missed out on?! how is this happening?!:blink:

[ALS]

uh-oh. is this another precious nugget of Alizee footage that i've missed out on?! how is this happening?!:blink:

That is because you came fashionably late to the Party.:p

[wasabi622]

That is because you came fashionably late to the Party.:p

ehhh... i try as hard as i can to compensate for it. :p

[TheBarrett]

ehhh... i try as hard as i can to compensate for it. :p

This party never had a beginning, so therefore it never will have an end. :p

[Fyrel]

I swear your guy's discussions get weirder every time I check up on you....should I be worried? :p

[TheBarrett]

I swear your guy's discussions get weirder every time I check up on you....should I be worried? :p

I love you too.
Gosh I need to sleep.
Should've never had that horrid Norris piss.

[Criss_pl]

ehhh... i try as hard as i can to compensate for it. :p
As I said before, you are spending too much time on writing posts:), you should explore old topics, all possible videos and other sites:) then you will know much more:)

[wasabi622]

As I said before, you are spending too much time on writing posts:), you should explore old topics, all possible videos and other sites:) then you will know much more:)

HA! you're telling me! im always digging through the old threads and such. hence being called a necromancer by the barrett. :p

[TheBarrett]

HA! you're telling me! im always digging through the old threads and such. hence being called a necromancer by the barrett. :p

I also call that a good thing.
Necromancers are capable of such powerful things. :)