How Far Would You Go For Alizee? [Archive]

tbailey

03-31-2008, 04:00 AM

ok, so here are some hypothetical ("hypos") situations that might indicate how far we would go for Alizee

what's to be assumed is that when i say "be with Alizee" that means a full fledged relationship (including everything your heart desires)

And that things are relatively happy (Alizee is happy, you're friends, you make each other laugh, you trust each other, good communication...etc.)

and also that she is single from the get-go (no jeremy and no child)

so how about this:

Hypo 1

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you first have to spend 10 years in a federal prison? Here, though, there is no chance of being killed nor suffering sexual battery while in prison.

Hypo 2

Be with Alizee or be the quarterback of a really good NFL team (and therefore really rich, play a sport you might enjoy, be really famous, and enjoy any other perk you can think of)?

Hypo 3

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you live in Siberia with her alone in a very secluded cottage. This means, though, that you can never see your family again, no TV, no video games, no friends, no music...etc)

Hypo 4

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you just won 20 million in the lottery and that you have to give away the 20 million to support a political campaign you oppose (nothing like the Nazi party but like if you're a democrat giving the money to republicans and vice versa)?

Hypo 5

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you're her servant: have to walk her dogs (3am daily if requested), you clean the house while see kicks back watching her favorite show, you have to do her laundry, cut the grass daily, clean the pool (and never enjoy swimming in it) take care of the house while she goes skiing in the Swiss Alps...etc.

so which one, if any, indicates how far you would go?

can you think of any more hypos that show how far you would go?

bt_bird_90

03-31-2008, 04:25 AM

Hypo 1: I wouldn't want her with a convict. After 10 years in a cell I don't know if I'd come out entirely sane.

Hypo 2: Wouldn't care for that lifestyle anyway.

Hypo 3: Why would I wanna keep the poor gal away from her family?

Hypo 4: Win and loose leaves me in the same boat I'm in now. I could, walk to the bank, take out a loan, hold the cash, and give it back for the same effect.

How extreme is this opposing party? I don't see 20 million going Democrat or Republican really offsetting the world, if I handed 20 million to the Puppy Slaughterers of America Party I'd feel bad.

Hypo 5: Stalker much?

I don't want her, I want a better man to be with her.

Silly pants. :p

Tchaikovsky

03-31-2008, 05:24 AM

I don't want her, I want a better man to be with her.

Are you implying that Jeremy isn't a good enough man to be with Alizée?

bt_bird_90

03-31-2008, 05:27 AM

bt_bird_90 isn't a good enough man to be with Alizée - implied, stated, and posted

forgot_86

03-31-2008, 05:38 AM

Seems pretty crazy to me, but since Alizée is married, none of the hypos work for me. But to meet her in person, I would go very very far, thats for sure;)
But the thought of spending my life with her......is just too great! I'd die a happy man:D damn, jeremy:mad: lol

Tchaikovsky

03-31-2008, 05:47 AM

I would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more.

HYBRIDMIDNIGHT

03-31-2008, 06:20 AM

I would jump in front of a bullet 4 her

NeverMore

03-31-2008, 07:20 AM

I would probably do almost anything for her, but only if she were happy, because if she weren't happy that would just kill me.

and how about this. You could be with her and you both were as happy as can be, she wanted nothing more than to be with you but you were blind

C-4

03-31-2008, 07:44 AM

Not to knock your hypos, but they are too far out to even consider.
Let me say that I would want to be Alizée's lover/husband, whatever you call it, if she wanted it to be that way. If we got along that well that she wanted to have me exclusively, then I wouldn't have to go to prison, give away money to a political system that sucks, be a quarterback, or anything else. I also do not think Alizée is the type that would ask such impossible things of the one she loved.
Sorry, but I believe that she has already made her choice, and appears happy, so I am happy for her happiness.

Ellesime

03-31-2008, 07:53 AM

When i first saw this, i was thinking what would you do for a klondike bar

All the things you listed are a bit extreme. If i wanted to meet her i dont think many people would really go that far. but you never know

NeverMore

03-31-2008, 07:55 AM

MMMmm klondike bar,

chazkimies

03-31-2008, 08:46 AM

all the hypos sounds crazy!

i just wanna meet her in person and mission accomplished:rolleyes:
well if there's a car approaching and going to hit her i'll save her for good.lol:p

Renegade

03-31-2008, 09:08 AM

I would risk my great job to meet her.........o wait I'm already doing that.
To answer this question the farthest I would go is probably selling my car or house because if you think about it if I have a relationship with her I can just live with her and also before my parents died they made a bank account strictly to buy me a house just in case somthing happend to the one I'm living in right now. But, I'd never go to prison or live in seclusion for that matter.

Respect To All
Peace Out:cool:
PS Some punk in Paris stole my digital camera with all the pictures I took here:mad:

NeverMore

03-31-2008, 09:12 AM

PS Some punk in Paris stole my digital camera with all the pictures I took here:mad:

Ahhh man that sucks, I was looking forward to some pics from your trip :(

Bigdan

03-31-2008, 09:14 AM

Hypo 1

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you first have to spend 10 years in a federal prison? Here, though, there is no chance of being killed nor suffering sexual assault while in prison.

Well... i'm not loving her that much...:(

Hypo 2

Be with Alizee or be the quarterback of a really good NFL team (and therefore really rich, play a sport you might enjoy, be really famous, and enjoy any other perk you can think of)?

Easy choice ! Be with Alizée ! ( I don"t care about NFL !!):D

Hypo 3

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you live in Siberia with her alone in a very secluded cottage. This means, though, that you can never see your family again, no TV, no video games, no friends, no music...etc)

Well, I suppose that Siberia is not so cold... when your with Alizée... ;)

Hypo 4

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you just won 20 million in the lottery and that you have to give away the 20 million to support a political campaign you oppose?

That's a strange one. I don't care about giving money I just won... but supporting the polical parti I usually fight... wow... that's wrong.

Hypo 5

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you're her servant: have to walk her dogs (3am daily if requested), you clean the house while see kicks back watching her favorite show, you have to do her laundry, cut the grass daily, clean the pool (and never enjoy swimming in it) take care of the house while she goes skiing in the Swiss Alps...etc.

Let's play master and servant !! :D
I could love this one ...:o

Nicolas

03-31-2008, 09:33 AM

I would choose situation number 3 because it's all I want!
Live with her all my life it's a dream!

:D

It's a bit crazy but....

:D

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii113/uzumaki_nicolas/SignatureJenAiMarre.jpg
Express yourself!!

Spaltl

03-31-2008, 10:33 AM

I would choose hypo 2 and 4 :D

forgot_86

03-31-2008, 11:09 AM

PS Some punk in Paris stole my digital camera with all the pictures I took here:mad:

Dang, that relly sucks. Aww Ren, I wish I can have a look at those pics:(

OGRE

03-31-2008, 11:28 AM

Although these exercises are sometimes fun to contemplate, keep in mind that a unilateral relationship born out of a one-sided sacrifice seldom leads to happiness, and more often leads to much worse. This is true not just in our celebrity infatuation, but also in our day to day lives.

How far would I go for Alizée? I vote for forgoing any radical departure of norm and to keep the relationship on a respectfully anonymous fan/celebrity level. Note Alizée benefits most from our COLLECTIVE hearts and spirits as fans. Although great is the desire to thrust our individuality above the COLLECTIVE through some great sacrifice, such an act will inevitable meet with disaster.

Stay cool. Be a fan.
:)

Deepwaters

03-31-2008, 11:34 AM

LOL. Some of these threads just kill me. :D

None of those conditions have any connection with reality. I suppose you're being offered this by the Devil or something? As with all deals with the Devil, the prize ends up being ruined by the conditions.

I'll say first up that I don't even know, at this juncture, whether or not I would want to "be with" Alizée (in a romantic sense -- I would definitely like to have her as a friend, though). Not saying necessarily that I wouldn't, either, but without having actually met her how could I know? What I feel for her, more than anything else, is gratitude, for having saved my sanity and quite possibly my life. Is that enough for a romantic commitment? No, although it's a good start.

But if I did, here's how I'd see your questions.

1. I'm already old enough to be her father. Not sure how many good years I have left beyond those 10! So, no on this one.

2. I hate football. I can't stand jocks. I love physical activity, but the mind-set of professional athletics is a complete turn-off. I would never want to be a professional athlete. So the Devil wouldn't offer me this deal anyway, it's too easy a choice.

Now -- If it were, that I can be with Alizée OR be a best-selling author, that's different. I would not sacrifice my dreams to get any lover, period. I would not ask her to give up her art for me, and no way would I give up mine for her, either.

3. Classic poisoned offer. She is tied to Corsica. She needs, ideally, to live there, but at minimum be close enough to visit often. I could stand living in Siberia, but it would be bad for her, and would ruin our relationship. No on this one, too.

4. Since I have a feeling my politics are pretty similar to hers, if she ever found out about this . . . better not. ;)

5. Hmm . . . How much is she going to pay me? Maybe we can work something out. :D

Here's a more serious consideration if you want to think about how far you would or wouldn't go.

Would you be willing to have Alizée as a lover on the understanding that she would be gone a large percentage of the time, doing pop-star things around the world, and that you would miss her a lot?

Would it be acceptable that she is adored, lusted after, and the object of passionate love by large numbers of other men, who do crazy things to show their affection and get her attention? Would that make you feel jealous?

Would you want a lover who would plunge you into a mad celebrity lifestyle, having to deal with reporters and papparazzi, being recognized everywhere you go, having no anonymity and no privacy except what you ensure through measures you never have to take now?

Could you deal with a lover who is rich and famous, or would the fact that you could not support the lifestyle you have with her on your own make you feel insecure and inferior?

These are the realistic "how far would you go" questions.

GianGian

03-31-2008, 11:47 AM

I would not do any of these things.

SilentFox

03-31-2008, 11:53 AM

I would not do any of these things.

What would you do then there GianGian?

forgot_86

03-31-2008, 11:54 AM

Here's a more serious consideration if you want to think about how far you would or wouldn't go.

Would you be willing to have Alizée as a lover on the understanding that she would be gone a large percentage of the time, doing pop-star things around the world, and that you would miss her a lot?

Would it be acceptable that she is adored, lusted after, and the object of passionate love by large numbers of other men, who do crazy things to show their affection and get her attention? Would that make you feel jealous?

Would you want a lover who would plunge you into a mad celebrity lifestyle, having to deal with reporters and papparazzi, being recognized everywhere you go, having no anonymity and no privacy except what you ensure through measures you never have to take now?

Could you deal with a lover who is rich and famous, or would the fact that you could not support the lifestyle you have with her on your own make you feel insecure and inferior?

These are the realistic "how far would you go" questions.

You blow me off Deep. Well said there and I have to say that I agree with you. Those realistic questions made me think twice actually....... and I don't think I can cope with all that, as if it can happen:o

Maybe I should agree with Ogre too, to be a fan is the best. Alizee is too good for me anyway

Runner Simon

03-31-2008, 12:15 PM

I don't think this is how far would you go for Alizée. I mean, Alizée doesn't gain much out of being in siberia in a cottage. IT would rather be how far would you go to meet Allzée.

But how far I would go for Alizée is to give my own life for hers. But I would do that for anyone, so it's really not a big deal.

Euphoria

03-31-2008, 12:29 PM

This whole thread is creepy.

凸PHANTASIA凸

03-31-2008, 12:42 PM

ㄴI agree this thread is creepy

Why don't you guys just kidnap her? (joking ^^)

ciarac77

03-31-2008, 01:32 PM

How far would I go for Alizée? Well since I'm not interested in a "full-fledged" relationship with her or anything, it's as simple as if I had the money to, I would buy a plane ticket and go see her in concert. Or get a tattoo of her on my back. I can't decide.

Amigo!

03-31-2008, 02:00 PM

Or get a tattoo of her on my back.

It's been done :cool:

:D

puffyrock2

03-31-2008, 03:19 PM

I'd do any of them except situations 1 and 3. Ten years in prison is too extreme and living in total seclusion may result in insanity for the both of us. I'd certainly pass up any amount of money to be with her and i'm apathetic as far as politics go, so i'm OK with the other 3.

Cooney

03-31-2008, 04:35 PM

I would kill for her if she asked it, and I would die for her without a second thought, 'nuff said.

Problem here is, I don't think any of the hypotheticals presented in the OP would make her happy, and isn't that the ultimate goal?

bt_bird_90

03-31-2008, 04:46 PM

Runner Simon

03-31-2008, 05:12 PM

darth_tiberius

03-31-2008, 05:14 PM

Deepwaters

03-31-2008, 05:27 PM

ooh, ooh, I got one!
Hypo 666: Would you want ruin the momentum of everything Alizée has going for her right now, make her unhappy, put a roadblock on her career, create tension in her professional and home life, split her from her husband/producer, and take away the father of her little girl for your own selfish fanboy fantasies of "having" her?

I believe the unspoken premise here is that their marriage has already split or is ready to. Otherwise, nothing's going to happen anyway. If a relationship is happy and solid, you can't break it up from the outside.

Everyone has a right to say no, and commitment to an existing relationship is a good reason to say no. But it's a reason for them to say no, not for you to. If a married woman wants to leave her husband for me, I'll make a decision based on whether I want to be with her or not. Her marriage is her responsibility, not mine.

HelixSix

03-31-2008, 05:32 PM

Wow guys this is not a realistic thread, this is about how far we'd go based on our feelings for her.

lefty12357

03-31-2008, 06:00 PM

Renegade

03-31-2008, 06:31 PM

Since I believe I could be, and would like to be friends with Alizée, I would do for her what I would do for any good friend. As far as to "be with" Alizée, it's too far removed from reality, she's happily married and I don't even think about it. I would have to know her personally and she would have to be available and interested in me before I would entertain the notion. I am well aware that she is attractive and sexy, and I’m not immune to her desirability. But she's still a person to me, not an object.

That's the best way to put it.
Seriously though think about it, does any of us here on this forum really have of chance of being with Alizee....sometimes you have to put your fantasies aside and look at reality.
I'm not gonna lie I would like (scratch that) Love to be with Alizee but I know it's not going to happen, she's one of the biggest stars in all of France and what am I a 23 year old from Indiana that works in a tattoo parlor and has one of the weirdest names in history
Jericho (laugh I don't care). I know I posted earlier on how of I would sell my house and my car but that's all good fun. Seriously though I wouldn't sell my house or my car to be with her (unless she's not married that's a different story.) but she is married and loves her husband with all her heart and I wouldn't want to break that between 2 great people.

Respect To All
Peace Out:cool:

ciarac77

03-31-2008, 08:39 PM

It's been done :cool:

:D

Ah, nuts. :rolleyes:

Well, I guess I have no choice then.

OGRE

03-31-2008, 09:16 PM

Would you be willing to have Alizée as a lover on the understanding that she would be gone a large percentage of the time, doing pop-star things around the world, and that you would miss her a lot?

Yes.

Would it be acceptable that she is adored, lusted after, and the object of passionate love by large numbers of other men, who do crazy things to show their affection and get her attention?

Yes.

Would that make you feel jealous?

No.

Would you want a lover who would plunge you into a mad celebrity lifestyle, having to deal with reporters and papparazzi, being recognized everywhere you go, having no anonymity and no privacy except what you ensure through measures you never have to take now?

Wouldn't mind it.

Could you deal with a lover who is rich and famous

Yes.

...would the fact that you could not support the lifestyle you have with her on your own make you feel insecure and inferior?

No.

Paulina

03-31-2008, 09:52 PM

I'd bake her a cake. That's as far as I'd go.

GianGian

03-31-2008, 10:12 PM

What would you do then there GianGian?

Well, the same things I would do for any girl that interests me...I feel I am not so fanatic as most people here...I think she is cute, and I like her songs, that is all.

Deepwaters

03-31-2008, 10:49 PM

That's the spirit, Ogre. :D

I honestly am not sure what my answers to some of my questions would be. I'm with Lefty here. I would very much like to have her for a friend. And I'm having fun writing my new novel, which has a character inspired by her. And so on. I think it would be fun to talk with her, although between my poor French and her poor English it would result in much amusement. Maybe we could help each other become genuinely bilingual. And I'd have a number of questions whose answers I would keep to myself. (I'll keep the questions to myself, as well, unless she gives me a chance to ask them.)

As for being her lover, while she's delightfully easy on the eyes and seems very sweet, I just can't seriously consider that about someone I've never actually met, and who lives on the other side of the world. That question just doesn't arise at this point. She might be too young for me, too jealous, or too rich and famous. Or not. Who knows? As of now, certainly not I.

I put those questions up mainly to point out that a lot of people aren't looking past the pleasant exterior to consider what life with Alizée would actually be like. A little reflection would lead a lot of our panting adolescents to decide she's better admired from a distance, and that will be good for the equilibrium of all concerned.

lefty12357

03-31-2008, 11:04 PM

And I'm with you, Deep. I find her inspiring, and that is a connection I find the most intriguing to explore at this point.

Par mon paupieres

04-01-2008, 08:30 AM

Wise words , Lefty and Deep.I'm in agreement with both of you.For while I too am not blind to Alizee's beauty it was through her music that I was first drawn to her.This continues to be the case as I adore the current album and it is her growth as an artist that intrigues me more than any feelings , imagined or otherwise , that I could have for her as an individual.

The quality of my French allows me the luxury to believe we could be friends.However to entertain this as a realistic notion for somebody I have never , and probably , will never meet in a situation where friendship was possible can not be sustained.

There is definitely a transcendent quality about Alizee that does inspire this kind of debate but I guess it is up to the individual as to where they place the emphasis for their connection to her.

As for "being with her" , leaving aside her husband and child , I don't think MY wife would be too happy about that either ;) (Fortunately she is now a confirmed convert:))

rcs

04-01-2008, 10:18 AM

I think it's crazy to go around the globe to see a great musician, but that's as far as I'll go (as a fan). And I'm crazy enough to do just that. :p

Amigo!

04-01-2008, 11:21 AM

I think it's crazy to go around the globe to see a great musician, but that's as far as I'll go (as a fan). And I'm crazy enough to do just that. :p

Well... You get the chance to see Lili :wub: and a reason to travel the world ;)

Youpidou1

04-01-2008, 12:12 PM

I would jump in front of a bullet 4 her

Hence why there are 3 words under my username, either "Alizée's Secret Service" or "Alizée's Body Guard" it varies on each week lol. But I would rather be her body guard than anything else.

tbailey

04-01-2008, 02:22 PM

Hypo 1

Hell, yes. Without a shadow of a doubt

Hypo 2

Being with Alizee or being the New England Patriots QB is a 50/50 decision.

Hypo 3

That's fine

Hypo 4

Hell no!

Hypo 5

Upon consideration.........yes. As long as I can have a job and get out of the house sometimes.

Here's the response i was looking for (of course not to the exclusion of any others :D)

these hypos are just for fun and of course far fetched! :D

a fantasy world - more of a thinking exercise than anything else

and as for Alizee not being happy with you b/c you're either not "good enough for her" or b/c she would live in Siberia away from her family and friends is going beyond the hypo

the hypo states that in a full fledge relationship you would both be happy with each other even if you're not "good enough for her" or if she lived in Siberia :)

and also, i should have stated this, she wouldn't be leaving her husband and child - it's as if she were single from the get go - my fault

and some have stated this these hypos are extreme - well of course they are: they are designed to push you to the limit!

as for me i would seriously consider hypo 1 b/c in jail you can read all the time, cultivate yourself intellectually, even perhaps write papers, lift weights a lot, and so on. Without the prospect of getting killed or some type of battery it isn't so much of a bad prospect (as far as i know)

for hypo 2 definitely be with Alizee - don't care that much about football

for hypo 3 well maybe - have to think about this one. Upon further consideration perhaps but still would be hesitant

hypo 4 - probably not b/c 20 million to a political party that i oppose would be really bad news (although giving 20 million to a political party would be techincally illegal in the U.S. - the limit i think is 5,000 per person)

hypo 5 - probably yes b/c i wouldn't mind being her servant, she can be my master :D

ciarac77

04-01-2008, 02:31 PM

as for me i would seriously consider hypo 1 b/c in jail you can read all the time, lift weights a lot, and so on. Without the prospect of get killed or some type of battery it isn't so much of a bad prospect

Not to start a fight or anything, but I'm not sure if that's such a good thing that prison isn't so much of a bad prospect. For the U.S. as a whole, that is, not just you in this hypothetical situation.

ggin

04-01-2008, 02:43 PM

Also, ponder this...

In prison you probably wouldn't have free access to Alizée's music & videos or this forum, etc., if at all. Plus, I don't think they would let you out to go see her in concert or get an autograph. 10 years would be a long time without any Alizée! :eek:

ciarac77

04-01-2008, 02:55 PM

Some prisons pay for overweight men to get breast augmentations so I wouldn't put it past them.

tbailey

04-01-2008, 03:44 PM

Not to start a fight or anything, but I'm not sure if that's such a good thing that prison isn't so much of a bad prospect. For the U.S. as a whole, that is, not just you in this hypothetical situation.

well prison as not so much of a bad prospect for me and not the general population if that's you are referring to - jail in general should be something that is a deterrent to criminal behavior but in this hypo and our situation that's not really relevant

well that is a good point but as stated w/o the prospect of death or serious battery jail may be not that bad especially if you have something to look foward too i.e. a life long relationship with Alizee :D

also you could make friends and even join a gang if you want :p

and i could read books literally all day and lift weights - that's not too bad for me ;)

tbailey

04-01-2008, 03:48 PM

Some prisons pay for overweight men to get breast augmentations so I wouldn't put it past them.

what? i'm not too sure about that

my tax dollars going to give breast augmentations to men in jail
that's just out of line :p

ciarac77

04-01-2008, 04:14 PM

well prison as not so much of a bad prospect for me and not the general population if that's you are referring to - jail in general should be something that is a deterent to criminal behavior

but i could read books literally all day and lift weights - that's not too bad for me ;)

The fact that those things are reason enough for you to even pretend to want to go to jail proves that it really isn't that much of a deterrent to criminal behavior.

what? i'm not too sure about that

my tax dollars going to give breast augmentations to men in jail
that's just out of line :p

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/06/02/BAGHA6V7I31.DTL

Oh, and I'm happy to let everyone get back on topic whenever they want. Sorry.

tbailey

04-01-2008, 05:37 PM

The fact that those things are reason enough for you to even pretend to want to go to jail proves that it really isn't that much of a deterrent to criminal behavior.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/06/02/BAGHA6V7I31.DTL

Oh, and I'm happy to let everyone get back on topic whenever they want. Sorry.

but the hypo never said that i would commit a crime only that i would go to jail - so the whole thing about being deterred from committing a crime really doesn't make sense in this situation :D

sorry i can be stubborn especially when i get into friendly arguments with ciarac ;)

okay just read your article - isc (i stand corrected)

just hope that the breast reduction (and not augmentations as you stated earlier) is for extreme medical conditions i.e. to save one's back from going out from the extreme weight of the frontal region

but even then i'm still upset about it

ciarac77

04-01-2008, 05:52 PM

Eh, my bad. Anything done in that region is questionable when paid for by the prison, especially when there are activities like lifting weights and exercise that can correct whatever health problems big man-boobs might cause, such as bad backs.

And again, it wasn't directed at your "hypo" necessarily, but just a general observation of incarceration period that your statement sparked, and how people aren't treated as prisoners in some cases at all with all the "fun" things they get to do. Some people are in there regardless of committing a crime, anyway, so it still does fit. That would be a judicial issue, though. That's more your turf, right?

daniel1985

04-01-2008, 06:49 PM

I'd bake her a cake. That's as far as I'd go.

LMAO :p

Yes indeed, I too would bake her a cake.

A chocolate one.

With sprinkles on top.

Hooray for Alizee.

Tchaikovsky

04-03-2008, 02:09 AM

What would you do for Alizée? Would you stand on one leg?

Would you act like a monkey?

Would you...would you kill a man?

tbailey

04-03-2008, 02:31 AM

What would you do for Alizée? Would you stand on one leg?

Would you act like a monkey?

Would you...would you kill a man?

wait - are those hypos?

come on - you can do better than that

jung_adore_ALIZEE

04-23-2008, 08:13 PM

Hypo 1

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you first have to spend 10 years in a federal prison? Here, though, there is no chance of being killed nor suffering sexual battery while in prison.

answer-ummmmm...... YEAH!!!!!!!

Hypo 2

Be with Alizee or be the quarterback of a really good NFL team (and therefore really rich, play a sport you might enjoy, be really famous, and enjoy any other perk you can think of)?

Answer-be with Alizee duh

Hypo 3

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you live in Siberia with her alone in a very secluded cottage. This means, though, that you can never see your family again, no TV, no video games, no friends, no music...etc)

answer-why wouldn't I

Hypo 4

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you just won 20 million in the lottery and that you have to give away the 20 million to support a political campaign you oppose (nothing like the Nazi party but like if you're a democrat giving the money to republicans and vice versa)?

answer-OH YEAH!!!!!

Hypo 5

Be with Alizee but on the condition that you're her servant: have to walk her dogs (3am daily if requested), you clean the house while see kicks back watching her favorite show, you have to do her laundry, cut the grass daily, clean the pool (and never enjoy swimming in it) take care of the house while she goes skiing in the Swiss Alps...etc.

answer- why not