New French Aerial defense system!

[Scruffydog777]

I was reading some of the news items on the news service Reuters today, when I noticed an article that the French military have developed a new weapons system that they decided to name the Alizée. This isn't the first time they have named something along the same lines. Back in the 50s, they named a carrier base anti-submarine plane Alizé, I've attached a picture of it below. This new system is revolutionary. Rather than try and destroy incoming aerial threats, once it detects them, it merely tries to deflect them electronicaly or if that fails then physicaly. Even though deflecting it can still cause damage to areas around the intended target, that is far better in time of war than to having the actual target destroyed. I also attached a video clip of the Alizée in action.

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[Customer1]

Bro that is awesome I totally wasn't expecting that. This really made my day and so does your other videos.
Very nice work.

[edgar93]

seems like Jung, FRA and Barrett already saw this coming :eek:

Alizée would've shot down a German fighter plane by pointing her finger in the air and saying bang! To bad her country already lost the war before she could do it. FRA

France always surrenders because their soldiers want to go back home and watch Alizée. T

France may win their next war because they have Alizée as their new secret weapon! FRA

I just love that article :wub:

[Dark Engine]

Well that was hilarious. We were discussing the Vietnam conflict in Airmen Leadership class today. Didn't take long for us to start bashing the French military. I've already started working on extraction plans for Alizée should France ever get invaded again. ;)

[pepelepew]

If all had the opportunity to witness the magic of Alizee they would gladly lay down their weapons. There would be no need for countermeasures. Very funny Scruffydog. Keep up the good work!:)

[rcs]

Yep, I've said it here that Lili could stop wars. "Mesmerized soilders! Lay down your weapons. Bow, a kiss Lili's feet!" Oops, wrong thing to say, it's a mad scramble for the front lines. :p

[Bigdan]

In another industry, Renault put on the market this Twingo Alizée in 1997...


http://www.pifauto.com/images/28639_1522UU8uhtFhg0YA.jpg

[outlaw]

in the face of enemy missles instead of duck and cover it'd b more like "ooo! :eek:and aaah!:cool:" as alizee saves ur lucky asses. lmao

[AlizéeDuSiècle]

Alizee solves war with singing

[AlizéeDuSiècle]

Lol well it could be true

[Future Raptor Ace]

Well that was hilarious. We were discussing the Vietnam conflict in Airmen Leadership class today. Didn't take long for us to start bashing the French military. I've already started working on extraction plans for Alizée should France ever get invaded again. ;)
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^you and me both my fellow airmen

nice joke scruffy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RyNGe-Nckw
how long did it take u to make this video 5 seconds lol
you should upload this to the Alizee uncyclopedia page
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Alizee

[Idéaliser]

lmao very nicely made, gave me a nice chuckle :)

[Rev]

lmao very nicely made, gave me a nice chuckle :)

IBID. I enjoyed that. :)