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Forrplay
09-09-2009, 04:51 AM
As an Alizée fan I frequently find myself running through a bunch of "What if?" situations in my head and thought that it would make for quit an interesting thread topic, so if you would like to add your own "What if" situations or comment on other ones feel free. :D

Okay so my first "What if?" situation is:

Q: "What if" you bumped into Alizée on the streets and you both dropped your iPods and they became mixed up (if you don't have an Ipod play along anyways) so you ended up with hers and she had yours, what do you think yours and her response would be to the realization of having the other person's iPod and each others style of music?

A: In my case I think that I would be in awe at first that I'm actually holding Alizée's iPod and then I would chase her down (and probably get tackled by security mind you) to make the switch, now if she saw my taste in music I'm sure she would have varied reactions because like her I love the Gorrilaz and Madonna but I also have some pretty other ranged music from Dethklok to Alice in Chains and Avenged Sevenfold to Rush.

If anyone else has any please post them I'm interested in what you have to say:D

wasabi622
09-09-2009, 09:35 AM
ha! she'd either love me or think im a loser.

for on my ipod, my top couple dozen played songs are all Alizee, followed by Simple Plan, Hinder, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga.

:D

Criss_pl
09-09-2009, 10:00 AM
I think that opening thread "What if" could be dangerous:p
But on my 7-years old mp3 player(only 512mb:)), which I'm using now, I have only Alizée songs. So she can probably think that: I'm obsessed on her point and run away, in case that I could make something bad to her (but I don't, of course)

puffyrock2
09-09-2009, 03:48 PM
ha! she'd either love me or think im a loser.

for on my ipod, my top couple dozen played songs are all Alizee, followed by Simple Plan, Hinder, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga.

:D

When i actually used my iPod, my couple dozen top played songs were by Aizee, Buckethead, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Kiss, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Queen and The Rolling Stones.

TheBarrett
09-09-2009, 06:59 PM
I'd probably hate most of what she listens to, and like a few songs in between. :p

She'd probably be confused at what I listen to, and probably hate most of it as well. When she can be thrashing to one song, soothing herself to smooth jazz in a second, and then finishing full circle with "It's Fantastic" or something. :p

Fall
09-09-2009, 07:09 PM
I know you asked to play along but if she took my Zune and i ended up with the ipod i would kill myself :p. I could never ask for mine back, i would have to wash my hands a thousand times to touch it after she has :wub:. And since its her ipod i would never forgive myself for taking it :).

But player rivalry aside, i would go crazy at first and sorta follow her as i scroll through her music collection to see if she has any of her own songs, maybe even ones from her new album :eek:. But soon enough, if she hadnt by now noticed that La Isla Bonita went from english to english with the most amazingly wonderful French accent, as i had been following her i would catch up and return it :). Besides her music, i only have full albums from Michael Jackson. It appears i am the only MJ fan here so far :( (and therefore the only one who can do any real dancing :p). The rest are just a song or two from several artists, no big collection.

TheBarrett
09-09-2009, 07:17 PM
I know you asked to play along but if she took my Zune and i ended up with the ipod i would kill myself :p. I could never ask for mine back, i would have to wash my hands a thousand times to touch it after she has :wub:. And since its her ipod i would never forgive myself for taking it :).

But player rivalry aside, i would go crazy at first and sorta follow her as i scroll through her music collection to see if she has any of her own songs, maybe even ones from her new album :eek:. But soon enough, if she hadnt by now noticed that La Isla Bonita went from english to english with the most amazingly wonderful French accent, as i had been following her i would catch up and return it :). Besides her music, i only have full albums from Michael Jackson. It appears i am the only MJ fan here so far :( (and therefore the only one who can do any real dancing :p). The rest are just a song or two from several artists, no big collection.

It appears that you are.
You should know me and Puffs are pretty super cool bear fans deep inside. :)

FireCanine
09-10-2009, 02:08 AM
What if Alizée was searching some videos on youtube and she accidently clicked to hear one of my original songs and then she liked my original song and wanted to do a cover of one of my original songs?

user472884
09-10-2009, 05:22 AM
what if
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/1.png

was actually...

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Alizee/spearsbald.jpg

GASP!

what if instead of Alizée America, this was Johan America (crap I hope that was right)

GASP!

or the biggest one of all

what if Alizée did get into the dancing category of "Graines de Star"?

Criss_pl
09-10-2009, 01:03 PM
Exactly that question I was afraid of:confused:
I think that opening thread "What if" could be dangerous:p




or the biggest one of all

what if Alizée did get into the dancing category of "Graines de Star"?
I was wondering myself about that all the time.
Probably she could don't advance very high in dance competition and would be forgotten. She wouldn't be seen by MF/LB, don't record Moi... Lolita, we wouldn't be her fans, because we wouldn't know her, and this forum wouldn't exist and this topic wouldn't be started and we wouldn't wonder about that.
She would be happy student of Computer Science at École Polytechnique, enjoy her life with dance and her friends:)
But this only exist in parallel universe, not in our. We are happy fans of marvellous singer Alizée.

user472884
09-10-2009, 06:54 PM
if anybody here happens to discover the secrets of time travel don't ever go back beyond 05'. If you even scratch your self your one skin flake could freakin' cause California to break off and float to chill with the aussies and polar bears would start tap dancing.

TheBarrett
09-10-2009, 06:59 PM
if anybody here happens to discover the secrets of time travel don't ever go back beyond 05'. If you even scratch your self your one skin flake could freakin' cause California to break off and float to chill with the aussies and polar bears would start tap dancing.

Time cannot be "rewritten" :p
When you go back, what you do there IS the action that will allow the present day you know to exist. Because it was part of the timeline itself that you go back and do those things. ;)

It's confusing. :p

Fall
09-10-2009, 07:08 PM
It appears that you are.
You should know me and Puffs are pretty super cool bear fans deep inside. :)

*sniff, sniff* weally? :)

user472884
09-10-2009, 07:37 PM
Time cannot be "rewritten" :p
When you go back, what you do there IS the action that will allow the present day you know to exist. Because it was part of the timeline itself that you go back and do those things. ;)

It's confusing. :p

do you happen to watch Lost?

that's exactly the same.

Van
09-11-2009, 09:30 AM
if anybody here happens to discover the secrets of time travel don't ever go back beyond 05'. If you even scratch your self your one skin flake could freakin' cause California to break off and float to chill with the aussies and polar bears would start tap dancing.
I wouldn't mind this. :D

Vorock
09-11-2009, 03:45 PM
As an Alizée fan I frequently find myself running through a bunch of "What if?" situations in my head and thought that it would make for quit an interesting thread topic, so if you would like to add your own "What if" situations or comment on other ones feel free. :D

Okay so my first "What if?" situation is:

Q: "What if" you bumped into Alizée on the streets and you both dropped your iPods and they became mixed up (if you don't have an Ipod play along anyways) so you ended up with hers and she had yours, what do you think yours and her response would be to the realization of having the other person's iPod and each others style of music?

A: In my case I think that I would be in awe at first that I'm actually holding Alizée's iPod and then I would chase her down (and probably get tackled by security mind you) to make the switch, now if she saw my taste in music I'm sure she would have varied reactions because like her I love the Gorrilaz and Madonna but I also have some pretty other ranged music from Dethklok to Alice in Chains and Avenged Sevenfold to Rush.

If anyone else has any please post them I'm interested in what you have to say:D
I don't have an iPod but if I did all I would listen to is Alizée.



what if Alizée did get into the dancing category of "Graines de Star"?
Good question. Too hard for me to figure out :cool:.

Pjoo
09-12-2009, 09:18 AM
She would be happy student of Computer Science at École Polytechnique, enjoy her life with dance and her friends:)

Do you happen to remeber where she mentioned she likes computer science?

Tomtentp
09-12-2009, 10:02 AM
...
Q: "What if" you bumped into Alizée on the streets and you both dropped your iPods and they became mixed up (if you don't have an Ipod play along anyways) so you ended up with hers and she had yours, what do you think yours and her response would be to the realization of having the other person's iPod and each others style of music?

...


What?
My precious iPhone for a limited iPod?
How would I then be able to search the net for Alizée stuff 24/7 ????

For the question she'd probably listen to my experimantal ambient brainf*ck electronical music and then run off screaming :)

Time cannot be "rewritten" :p
When you go back, what you do there IS the action that will allow the present day you know to exist. Because it was part of the timeline itself that you go back and do those things. ;)

It's confusing. :p

Time traveling isn't possible in the first place, but I can addmit that the consequences would be rather interesting.

user472884
09-12-2009, 05:04 PM
Time traveling isn't possible in the first place, but I can addmit that the consequences would be rather interesting.

but what if time travel was discovered and somebody went back in time and screwed everything up and then somebody else sent back a terminator to fix that and we have been in a war of time every since, and whenever something in the past is changed we in the "present" experience weird occorances of stuff changing in the middle of life. I mean that really has to put a daÓ fear, bhí mé ar cheann de na rudaí VU déjà arís. Cibé sin, ba chóir dom a choimeád ach texting Gandhi mo homies agus caeser Julius.

wasabi622
09-12-2009, 05:06 PM
but what if time travel was discovered and somebody went back in time and screwed everything up and then somebody else sent back a terminator to fix that and we have been in a war of time every since, and whenever something in the past is changed we in the "present" experience weird occorances of stuff changing in the middle of life. I mean that really has to put a daÓ fear, bhí mé ar cheann de na rudaí VU déjà arís. Cibé sin, ba chóir dom a choimeád ach texting Gandhi mo homies agus caeser Julius.

what the heck just happened here?!

Van
09-13-2009, 06:57 AM
what the heck just happened here?!I believe history just got screwed over. :p

Vorock
09-13-2009, 07:48 AM
but what if time travel was discovered and somebody went back in time and screwed everything up and then somebody else sent back a terminator to fix that and we have been in a war of time every since, and whenever something in the past is changed we in the "present" experience weird occorances of stuff changing in the middle of life. I mean that really has to put a daÓ fear, bhí mé ar cheann de na rudaí VU déjà arís. Cibé sin, ba chóir dom a choimeád ach texting Gandhi mo homies agus caeser Julius.
You're right.
You are very very right.

Tomtentp
09-13-2009, 08:37 AM
I think we just experienced the friday afternoon effect :p

Pjoo
09-13-2009, 09:24 AM
Time traveling isn't possible in the first place, but I can addmit that the consequences would be rather interesting.

Wormholes, Alcubierre drive, Cosmic strings, Black holes, Faster-than-light-travel?
It might very well be possible, but it cannot be known with our current knowledge of the universe , so you cannot really state it's not possible. Atleast not without mentioning God. Spacetime, causality, etc. are really complex things, you really cannot rule out time travel because of the paradoxes.

TheBarrett
09-13-2009, 03:36 PM
I divided by 0.
Prepare to die.
All of you.

Tomtentp
09-13-2009, 04:27 PM
Wormholes, Alcubierre drive, Cosmic strings, Black holes, Faster-than-light-travel?
It might very well be possible, but it cannot be known with our current knowledge of the universe , so you cannot really state it's not possible. Atleast not without mentioning God. Spacetime, causality, etc. are really complex things, you really cannot rule out time travel because of the paradoxes.

CAN TOO!!!!!!! :cool:

wasabi622
09-13-2009, 08:38 PM
I divided by 0.
Prepare to die.
All of you.

I'm sorry. But a certain Mr. Chuck Norris has already beaten you to that. :p

user472884
09-14-2009, 12:07 AM
I'm sorry. But a certain Mr. Chuck Norris has already beaten you to that. :p

yea, I believe Mr. Norris divided 0 by 0 and discovered the recipe for canned whoopass

TheBarrett
09-14-2009, 12:10 AM
yea, I believe Mr. Norris divided 0 by 0 and discovered the recipe for canned whoopass

Too bad he is pale in comparison to Mr. Lee, who found the last number of pi.

pepelepew
09-14-2009, 01:57 AM
Too bad he is pale in comparison to Mr. Lee, who found the last number of pi.Pi are round, cornbread are square.:D

user472884
09-14-2009, 02:37 AM
Too bad he is pale in comparison to Mr. Lee, who found the last number of pi.

Mr. Norris already did that.... he calculated the last digit of pi with the dismembered limbs that he roundhoused off of his victims...

TheBarrett
09-14-2009, 06:54 PM
Mr. Norris already did that.... he calculated the last digit of pi with the dismembered limbs that he roundhoused off of his victims...

Mr. Norris only took credit for all the things Mr. Lee did, only after his beard had grown, which would have never happened if Mr. Lee had stayed alive. As Mr. Norris would have been bald from his fear of Mr. Lee. :p

user472884
09-14-2009, 06:59 PM
Mr. Norris only took credit for all the things Mr. Lee did, only after his beard had grown, which would have never happened if Mr. Lee had stayed alive. As Mr. Norris would have been bald from his fear of Mr. Lee. :p

Mr. Norris was asked about Bruce Lee once by an interviewer. After the question was read, Mr. Norris chuckled and winked his left eye. I believe it was on July 20th, 1973.

TheBarrett
09-14-2009, 07:55 PM
Mr. Norris was asked about Bruce Lee once by an interviewer. After the question was read, Mr. Norris chuckled and winked his left eye. I believe it was on July 20th, 1973.

Your lack of analyzable facts amuses historians.
On July 20th 1973, Bruce Lee was inserted in spiritual form into a virgin who would later give birth to a man named Panom Yeerum, otherwise known as Tony Jaa.

wasabi622
09-14-2009, 09:42 PM
what if Alizee decided to go back to the lolita look? would ya'll be content with it, or no?

Fall
09-14-2009, 09:56 PM
what if Alizee decided to go back to the lolita look? would ya'll be content with it, or no?

Well as long as it was her decision then yes :). But if she was forced to return to it for more record sales, I would support her as much as possible but i would feel sorry that she had to, and i would kinda be mad at myself for not supporting her current style more :(.

user472884
09-14-2009, 10:11 PM
what if Alizee decided to go back to the lolita look? would ya'll be content with it, or no?

*with a very sly and enthusiastic smile creeping up on his face*

I wouldn't complain :)


Would be very interesting, but I wont complain

wasabi622
09-15-2009, 12:11 AM
as hawt and such as it would be, and i too would be quite excited.. she's what, 25 years old now? kinda old to be a lolita ain't it?

TheBarrett
09-15-2009, 12:14 AM
as hawt and such as it would be, and i too would be quite excited.. she's what, 25 years old now? kinda old to be a lolita ain't it?

I draw the line at 30.
Hyori's still showing what she's got at 30 so why not Lili? :p

wasabi622
09-15-2009, 12:20 AM
I draw the line at 30.
Hyori's still showing what she's got at 30 so why not Lili? :p

30?! im fine with up to... say 36ish? i draw the line at 38ish.

i guess im a bit into older woman? :p

besides, Alizee will look like she's 20 when she's 30! she looks like 19 right now.. but then again, im horrible at telling ages, so maybe its just me. :p

user472884
09-15-2009, 02:42 AM
if Madonna can tromp out half naked at freakin' 76 years old our Lovely Alizée can sure as hell throw on the Lolita dress again.

- heres a what if (towards those who read the book)
What if Lolita had survived childbirth? OMG

Criss_pl
09-15-2009, 11:52 AM
- heres a what if (towards those who read the book)
What if Lolita had survived childbirth? OMG
She would have hard life, but finally she would be happy:)

I like Alizée always; as Lolita and as her present look, I prefer her present look, because it seems to me more Her, more Alizée, than Lolita look.

Alizée as Lolita again for me wouldn't work now, not because of her age, she is still young (what is 25 years compared to whole life). But Lolita era has ended as in book; Lolita look didn't survived childbirth of Alizée daughter.
She broke off with that image, created her own, which is 100% her; not MF/LB. And that's why I like her own image:p

wasabi622
09-15-2009, 08:34 PM
i think itd be like.. a guility pleasure.

guilty because then i feel like im liking the Myelene Alizee more than the Alizee Alizee.. but pleasure, cuz Alizee just looks so freaking good like that! :wub:

TheBarrett
09-15-2009, 08:36 PM
i think itd be like.. a guility pleasure.

guilty because then i feel like im liking the Myelene Alizee more than the Alizee Alizee.. but pleasure, cuz Alizee just looks so freaking good like that! :wub:

Technically no image is ever truly anyone's.
Alizée's "Current" image is influenced from many other people.
Her old image is influenced from Mylène, where in turn took her influence from others as well.
Considering origin of a style is hard to determine and often never able to be done, the presentation of a style plays the role.

Old Alizée was still Alizée because she was the one presenting the style, New Alizée is still Alizée because she's still presenting the style. ;)

Fyrel
09-20-2009, 06:12 AM
Technically no image is ever truly anyone's.
Alizée's "Current" image is influenced from many other people.
Her old image is influenced from Mylène, where in turn took her influence from others as well.
Considering origin of a style is hard to determine and often never able to be done, the presentation of a style plays the role.

Old Alizée was still Alizée because she was the one presenting the style, New Alizée is still Alizée because she's still presenting the style. ;)

Well if you take the Name/adjective in front of Alizée and took it as implying the influence of style it makes sense....

...I need sleep.