She's hot, french, and her name is Alizée....

[wildfire]

...but not quite our alizée... :(

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I guess this could also be called "what if Alizée was still unmarried and without a kid" :blink:

[user472884]

LIES!!!!!!!

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!!

seriously though, she doesn't hold a candle.

There's Elton John, and there's elton in my math class that smells his facial sweat