Fav Movie Quotes

[alizee lover]

The funniest and best quotes i use in an every day basis are from these movies.

Super Bad
Stepbrothers
The hang over
The 40 year old virgin

"Cops ma back, ma back"
"I literally thought he was going to rape me"
"why do they call them ruffies if you end up on the ground they should call them groundies or rappies"

What quotes do you know from these movies that crack you up.

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The funniest and best quotes i use in an every day basis are from these movies.

Super Bad
Stepbrothers
The hang over
The 40 year old virgin

"Cops ma back, ma back"
"I literally thought he was going to rape me"
"why do they call them ruffies if you end up on the ground they should call them groundies or rappies"
"i don't want to hit on drunk bitches"

What quotes do you know from these movies that crack you up.

It HAS to be from one of the above movies? I'm sorry to say, but i only really saw "The 40 Year Old Virgin", and let's just say i didn't enjoy it very much. Not my kind of humor to say the least.

My favorite movie quote of all time has got to be this one though:

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That line just oozes "badass", and so does Roddy Piper - the perfect combination :)

[TheBarrett]

Basically anything from the Dirty Harry series and Inglourious Basterds.
Monty Python quotes, Arnold quotes, and stereotypical bald action hero one liners are my favorites. :)

[Junkmale]

Not 'movie' quotes but i find myself quoting from TV series 'My So-Called Life' frequently.

Fave of the moment is 'Love life? I don't even have a like life'.

or on a more topical theme-

'Why does everybody have to keep talking about religion? It's Christmas!'

[UniCom]

One of my faves cuz there's more than meets the eye.:D

"I am Optimus Prime and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting."

[Alex]

My favorite film quotes:

Bourne Ultimatium
"if you were sitting at your office we would be having this conversation face to face"

Lord of the Rings- The Two Towers
"so it begins"

Master and Commander: The far Side of the World
" For England, for home, and for the prize! "

The Dark Knight
"You know, you remind me of my father. "
"It's not about money... it's about sending a message"

Scarface
"say hello to my little friend"

[wasabi622]

From demolition man:

sandra bullocks character says: you've finally matched your meat! you've really licked his ass!

what she ment to say was "you've finally met your match! you've really kicked his ass!"

:p



From Back to the Future II:

Marty: Doc, you're not going to believe this! We have to go back to 1955!
Doc: I don't believe it!

:p

[The Gate Keeper]

"Excuse me I have to go return some video tapes"
I use that quote often to keep my friends on their toes;)

[Tchaikovsky]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

[ALS]

Great lines by two Valley Girls in the Night of the Comet.

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The comment about the hat.

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And Blazing Saddles the most UN PC movie probably ever made.

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[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

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[Future Raptor Ace]

40 Year Old Virgin

"it felt like a bag of sand"

and many various quotes from Borat and Bruno that are too dirty to post

[Jurre]

"No! Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned [...] Try not . Do, or do not. There is no try."

- Yoda

[UniCom]

Anyone want to guess where these are from:
“Freeze, Mother B******s”
“Hello, Mr. Anderson”
“A L V I N!!!!”
“Gojira!”
“Run, Forrest, Run!”
“Anck-su-Namun!”
“It was Beauty killed the Beast.”
“What the hell are you doing out here, Fred. If you’re real, you better tell me right now.”

[wasabi622]

"I did not understand what the old man was saying.."
-Borat when he was with the feminists

LOLZ!!!

[Srbski-kralj]

get intzo tze choper :). HArd trying to do an Arnold and making it sound farely decent typing lol.

[alizee lover]

Anyone want to guess where these are from:
“Freeze, Mother B******s”
“Hello, Mr. Anderson”
“A L V I N!!!!”
“Gojira!”
“Run, Forrest, Run!”
“Anck-su-Namun!”
“It was Beauty killed the Beast.”
“What the hell are you doing out here, Fred. If you’re real, you better tell me right now.”

I think the last one has to do with I am legend.:D
Really funny quote!:D

Edit:

40 Year Old Virgin

"it felt like a bag of sand"

and many various quotes from Borat and Bruno that are too dirty to post

Thats freaking halarious i remember dat one! (a bag of sand) :D

[garry.handsome]

hasta la vista baby :D

terminator :D

[djwise]

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that was a pretty good movie. and i love that scene.

my favorite movie quote?? hmm, i have a good amount (most of them from the Godfather, lol). I guess I'll go with this one though: "Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever." - Michael Corleone

Oh oh! Or this one!! "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" - The Joker (Batman 1989)

[user472884]

Léon
"I didn't cut the shit!"

Pretty much every line of Friday and Next Friday

French Kiss
"J'en ai marre!"

Borat
"If I give you a good price, will you please put in this pussy magnet?"

Le Placard
"You know, when you're in the shower with a buddy and you're soaping his..."

Hors de Prix
"Ten more seconds"