Hispanic Women do the JEAM!

[User22]

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Found this on Melle Alizee Bis facebook profile that someone posted....very funny:D

[johnsons34]

I've seen other girls do Alizee dance, nobody was nearly as good as Alizee, but one girl who posted her videos recently was aweosome (she also has the same haircut as Alizee). I think some of you might know who I'm talking about, but I forgot her username...

I love Jen Ai Marre dance so much.

[Merci Alizée]

I've seen other girls do Alizee dance, nobody was nearly as good as Alizee, but one girl who posted her videos recently was aweosome (she also has the same haircut as Alizee). I think some of you might know who I'm talking about, but I forgot her username...

Yes, I know that girl. She did both JEAM and JVPA and she really did it well.

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Are you talking about this?

[User22]

Yes, I know that girl. She did both JEAM and JVPA and she really did it well.

Are you talking about this?

Putting this in the "Will she JEAM again?" thread just to show how weird it would be if Alizee did it again in the JEAM suit haha. Thanks for showing that:D

[Merci Alizée]

Putting this in the "Will she JEAM again?" thread just to show how weird it would be if Alizee did it again in the JEAM suit haha. Thanks for showing that:D

You never know that. It might not be weird.

[User22]

You never know that. It might not be weird.

If she did the shorter dress for JEAM i wouldn't mind:D but no it would ruin the golden days...

[Merci Alizée]

If she did the shorter dress for JEAM i wouldn't mind:D but no it would ruin the golden days...

I have always avoided those shorter dress JEAM performances(that might be weird to others), but yeah, it may ruin golden days.

[paintballpdh19]

Yes, I know that girl. She did both JEAM and JVPA and she really did it well.

*vid

Are you talking about this?

this is good but... there will only EVER be one lady that is able to pull it off!:wub:

[User22]

this is good but... there will only EVER be one lady that is able to pull it off!:wub:

Totally agreed:wub: our amazing woman just has this amazing thing when she does that amazing dance haha

[paintballpdh19]

Totally agreed:wub: our amazing woman just has this amazing thing when she does that amazing dance haha

and there is no way on earth that anyone could replicate it. :wub::wub:

[wasabi622]

lulz. Kudos for her for both singing and dancing!

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[User22]

Other women doing JEAM should be banned in every country...

[user472884]

Yes, I know that girl. She did both JEAM and JVPA and she really did it well.

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Are you talking about this?

Wow. FerAunger has THE coolest girlfriend in the entire world. It pains me to say it, but Mr. Chuck Norris doesn't even come close to her.

Also, holy crap that was accurate... not that hacknslash shit those other chicks try to sneak by with.


lulz. Kudos for her for both singing and dancing!

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

ISN'T THAT CRAP ILLEGAL? SOMEONE SOMEWHERE MADE MONEY OFF THAT BY DELIBERATELY COPYING SOMEONE ELSE IN A NON SATIRIC MANOR OR WITHOUT INTENTIONS OF SPOOFING?

http://www.carltonassociatesinc.com/images/No%20Art%20050425e.jpg

[Zeerre]

Other women doing JEAM should be banned in every country...

I don't know, the video posted earlier on the thread was actually quite good...

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Wow. FerAunger has THE coolest girlfriend in the entire world. It pains me to say it, but Mr. Chuck Norris doesn't even come close to her.

Yeah, she's a keeper.

[user472884]

Seriously, if there was a 'Coolest Girlfriend/Wife' contest held every year, she would win every single year, forever. She'd collect first prize even hundreds of years after she passes, simply because no-one else could come close

[Zeerre]

Seriously, if there was a 'Coolest Girlfriend/Wife' contest held every year, she would win every single year, forever. She'd collect first prize even hundreds of years after she passes, simply because no-one else could come close

Let's not forget that Alizée is also a wife, but yeah besides Alizée, she's the 'Coolest Girlfriend/Wife.' I mean anyone that takes time to learn both JEAM's and JPVA's choreography, sings Moi... Lolita (quite well by the way), and is cute to boot, definitely deserves the title of 'Coolest Girlfriend/Wife.' Heck, she even has Alizée's current hairstyle.

[Alex]

She is indeed talented, she has also done a very good version of the JPVA dance:

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[Uroboros]

She is indeed talented, she has also done a very good version of the JPVA dance:

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Oh my God! That was amazing! :eek:
I already had watched she doing JEAM, but her version of JPVA is even more incredible than her JEAM!

[user472884]

Let's not forget that Alizée is also a wife, but yeah besides Alizée, she's the 'Coolest Girlfriend/Wife.' I mean anyone that takes time to learn both JEAM's and JPVA's choreography, sings Moi... Lolita (quite well by the way), and is cute to boot, definitely deserves the title of 'Coolest Girlfriend/Wife.' Heck, she even has Alizée's current hairstyle.

Good point sir, but let me make a counter;

FerAunger's lady is mortal, making her the Coolest Girlfriend *of mortal women*

Her Grace and Beauty is immortal, if you'll remember correctly. How else does she not look a day older than JEAM?

[Zeerre]

Good point sir, but let me make a counter;

FerAunger's lady is mortal

Or is she?

*DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNN* (http://www.dramabutton.com/)

[Lerxst]

The interesting thing about this video is that the girl's hairstyle is similar to Alizee's current UEDS hairstyle. So, if you allow your mind to suspend reality for a bit, you could almost watch this video and imagine it is UEDS Alizee doing the JEAM dance. :eek:

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[Zeerre]

The interesting thing about this video is that the girl's hairstyle is similar to Alizee's current UEDS hairstyle. So, if you allow your mind to suspend reality for a bit, you could almost watch this video and imagine it is UEDS Alizee doing the JEAM dance. :eek:

That's what I did when I watched the video, if you focus hard enough you can almost see a physical resemblance, other than the hairstyle.

[Lerxst]

That's what I did when I watched the video, if you focus hard enough you can almost see a physical resemblance, other than the hairstyle.

The only thing that sucks is that the stupid video is sideways (wtf?)
Does anybody know if that's fixable?

[Zeerre]

The only thing that sucks is that the stupid video is sideways (wtf?)
Does anybody know if that's fixable?

There's this version that's correctly positioned, but there are huge black bars at the sides, I don't know which is the lesser of two evils.

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[User22]

I got it to work for maybe 2 secs but then my brain was being dumb and zoned out:( It worked and was pretty cool though, except the fact that that isn't really Alizee:(

[user472884]

The only thing that sucks is that the stupid video is sideways (wtf?)
Does anybody know if that's fixable?

Yeah

http://i814.photobucket.com/albums/zz66/JalentheAlizeefan/DSC_0218.jpg

but on a serious note, I believe there is some key stroke combination that changes the orientation of the screen

Edit:

bonus points to whoever can accurately guess what location that map there is of.

(hint) I know more about this place than anywhere else on earth.

[User22]

but on a serious note, I believe there is some key stroke combination that changes the orientation of the screen
bonus points to whoever can accurately guess what location that map there is of.
(hint) I know more about this place than anywhere else on earth.

Everyone knows that its Ctrl+Alt+Right Arrow Key=Scree right orientation.

[user472884]

Everyone knows that its Ctrl+Alt+Right Arrow Key=Scree right orientation.

der

just like all automatic rifles are made of NaCl

(why else would they call it an assault rifle?)

[User22]

der

just like all automatic rifles are made of NaCl

(why else would they call it an assault rifle?)

Umm...I don't get the rifle joke...

[Zeerre]

Umm...I don't get the rifle joke...

NaCl = Sodium chloride = Salt

der

just like all automatic rifles are made of NaCl

(why else would they call it an assault rifle?)

[mercenaries16]

anyone here have seen the tabata jalil JAM dance ?? its not so good but she eis sexy :P

[User22]

anyone here have seen the tabata jalil JAM dance ?? its not so good but she eis sexy :P

Sorry I don't want to post that one up just cause I cringe when I see her do the so called "JEAM". Sorry but no one else can obviously do the JEAM better than Alizee. And tabata jalil isn't exactly my view of "sexy"....ugh:eek:

[mercenaries16]

[QUOTE=Aaronius31;174922]Sorry I don't want to post that one up just cause I cringe when I see her do the so called "JEAM". Sorry but no one else can obviously do the JEAM better than Alizee. And tabata jalil isn't exactly my view of "sexy"....ugh:eek:[/Q



its not that bad the woman moves like a fish out of water but i think i see worst you simply cant compare with alizee you now its alizee its simply the best of the best but gave the little girl an oportunity she is a little bit sexy

[Zeerre]

Sorry I don't want to post that one up just cause I cringe when I see her do the so called "JEAM". Sorry but no one else can obviously do the JEAM better than Alizee. And tabata jalil isn't exactly my view of "sexy"....ugh:eek:

Same here, I tried watching twice, but I can't never watch it all the way through, it's just so... ugh. *shivers*

[User22]

its not that bad the woman moves like a fish out of water but i think i see worst you simply cant compare with alizee you now its alizee its simply the best of the best but gave the little girl an oportunity she is a little bit sexy

I need to go get my daily injection of JEAM now, brb.haha:D

[mercenaries16]

I need to go get my daily injection of JEAM now, brb.haha:D


me too the question is wich video i will see i mean alizee do like 1,000, 000 JEAM videos and i cant decide wich i will see today for you guys wich is the best alizee JEAM video ever ?

[Zeerre]

me too the question is wich video i will see i mean alizee do like 1,000, 000 JEAM videos and i cant decide wich i will see today for you guys wich is the best alizee JEAM video ever ?

Mmmhh... That's a hard question... Top of the Pops - France
Perhaps?

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[User22]

Nah Zeeree its the classic one, uhh forgot what program she did it on:o

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[AlizéeInspired]

me too the question is wich video i will see i mean alizee do like 1,000, 000 JEAM videos and i cant decide wich i will see today for you guys wich is the best alizee JEAM video ever ?

Mmmhh... That's a hard question... Top of the Pops - France
Perhaps?

For me, it's this one. The one I discovered her with :wub:.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVOnECfu_Bc&feature=related

[mercenaries16]

Nah Zeeree its the classic one, uhh forgot what program she did it on:o

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i think the m6 one i became a fan after that video :P

[User22]

i think the m6 one i became a fan after that video :P

Yah but this one, man she just moves like no other woman has moved before. I was feeling electric currents just watching it, and when it had to buffer because Youtube can't handle her awesomeness, all I said was "I'm Fed Up!!!".:D:D:D

[mercenaries16]

Yah but this one, man she just moves like no other woman has moved before. I was feeling electric currents just watching it, and when it had to buffer because Youtube can't handle her awesomeness, all I said was "I'm Fed Up!!!".:D:D:D

i know damn GOD please make more alizees and a couple extras for me :P why god only make one ? ........ i was thinking did god make alizee ?

[User22]

i know damn GOD please make more alizees and a couple extras for me :P why god only make one ? ........ i was thinking did god make alizee ?

No, Alizee has existed since the start of time. She will never die, especially in the hearts of us mortals:wub:

[user472884]

Through a collaboration of CERN scientists, Stephen Hawking, Steve Wozniak, and Q, they've come up with a paradox; an unexplainable loop of infiniteness that can't and won't ever be understood.

The closest that our weak, human minds can understand is the reduced form of their findings.

"Therefore, Alizée"

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P.S... When I was watching those JEAM videos, the only thing (else) I could think about was IKEA, which is odd because (even though the concept of IKEA is perhaps one of the best creations in mankind's existence) I haven't been there in years.