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Sting
10-09-2010, 06:05 PM
Stop thinking so much and just enjoy yourself. Don't you have anything better to do than to post meaningless threads like these? Do you want a pat on the back or something? Seems like you're trying hard to fish for compliments here.

user472884
10-10-2010, 12:39 AM
what's that over there?

a little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men

here's to lookin' at you, kid

HAHAHAAHAHHAH he's looking for a turbo man! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

penis penis penis penis penis penis bababooie penis penis penis penis

I am Lok'shtarvmi, high chieftain of the Ooondoovooloos

Fèvier
10-17-2010, 11:44 PM
perfect..!!!!

FUCK SPAMMERS!!!!!!! :mad:

wasabi622
10-17-2010, 11:56 PM
FUCK SPAMMERS!!!!!!! :mad:

Hahaa, if only they could hear your rage and back off.. :p

User22
10-18-2010, 12:16 AM
Hahaa, if only they could hear your rage and back off.. :p

How was he a spammer? I thought spammers were people that advertise things in places....

wasabi622
10-18-2010, 12:20 AM
How was he a spammer? I thought spammers were people that advertise things in places....

Yup, go to his profile. He's promoting some concierge thingy.

User22
10-18-2010, 12:28 AM
Yup, go to his profile. He's promoting some concierge thingy.

ahhh i see. I guess his advertising worked since you guys checked out his profile and advertisment hahaha:p

DrSmith
10-18-2010, 12:30 AM
FUCK SPAMMERS!!!!!!! :mad:

At least this spammer knows something about Alizée.

perfect..!!!!

:rolleyes:

Tom
10-18-2010, 03:16 AM
The spammers are good because they make it look like we have twice as many members as we really have. :p

Zeerre
10-18-2010, 03:29 AM
This spammer was just being lazy, at least all the previous ones posted complete sentences.:p

User22
10-18-2010, 04:10 PM
This spammer was just being lazy, at least all the previous ones posted complete sentences.:p

...spamming is so pointless and doesn't work... I dont see the point to it.

But yah... Im waiting for some new Alizee pictures!!!

wasabi622
10-18-2010, 07:13 PM
The spammers are good because they make it look like we have twice as many members as we really have. :p

hahahaa, way to look at the positive side of things! :p

wasabi622
10-18-2010, 08:44 PM
hello...


thanks...

Why hello useless spammer!

no thank you. :)

User22
10-18-2010, 08:53 PM
Why hello useless spammer!

no thank you. :)

All of a sudden a ton of spammers are popping up! That means people are finding our forum much easier than they used to!!! Promotions are working:D

wasabi622
10-18-2010, 08:57 PM
All of a sudden a ton of spammers are popping up! That means people are finding our forum much easier than they used to!!! Promotions are working:D

I know right?? What's up with the sudden increase in spammers? :confused:

User22
10-18-2010, 10:01 PM
I know right?? What's up with the sudden increase in spammers? :confused:

I think it's due to our amazing promoters:D And the AlizeeAmericaVideos youtube channel that attracts a lot...

Zeerre
10-19-2010, 12:36 AM
Promotions are working:D

LOL It's a sad day when we measure the success of the promotions by the number of spammers.

wasabi622
10-19-2010, 12:44 AM
LOL It's a sad day when we measure the success of the promotions by the number of spammers.

Hm.. we measure our promotion success.. by the amount of other people coming here to promote their own ideas.. something seems oddly misplaced here. :p

User22
10-19-2010, 09:44 AM
I think we got moved to the off-topic thread...cause I don't remember posting here hahah.

Brent
10-24-2010, 08:46 PM
Hm.. we measure our promotion success.. by the amount of other people coming here to promote their own ideas.. something seems oddly misplaced here. :p

was kind of drifting around. this has never been more true. but its funny. :P

wasabi622
10-24-2010, 09:54 PM
If you're serious about moving all off topic comments to this here thread.. I guarantee that this will be the biggest thread to ever exist in this forum. :cool::p

user472884
10-24-2010, 10:10 PM
"we entered a contest!"
"yeah, we lost!"

Ten points to whoever can correctly identify the reference.

Mon Maquis
10-24-2010, 10:13 PM
Muppets...

wasabi622
10-24-2010, 10:15 PM
How about this one:

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

user472884
10-24-2010, 10:17 PM
Ten points for Maquis, and no one else.

Människöpesten
10-24-2010, 10:20 PM
"fuck yeah i got rape banner"

Mon Maquis
10-24-2010, 10:28 PM
How about this one:

"Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hill folk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

Firefly, The best show ever...

wasabi622
10-24-2010, 10:29 PM
Firefly, The best show ever...

Kudos to you sir! I love that show!! So disappointed when it got canceled after ONE season.. :(

Mon Maquis
10-24-2010, 10:31 PM
I liked Witchblade too.

wasabi622
10-24-2010, 10:33 PM
I liked Witchblade too.

I am not familiar with Witchblade.. is that Joss Wheadon as well? :confused:

Mon Maquis
10-24-2010, 10:34 PM
No, but it did have the feel of his shows. It was a great show. Went off the air too soon too.

Victor
11-02-2010, 06:25 PM
And for the guys with piercings, it just comes off to me as them trying too hard to be noticed.

lol cmon bro. you know the reason we wear these tight fly shirts is to get the attention i know i do and it works.

i dun want to say this but be real homie the truth is we are ripped and not afraid to show it. i got you beat tho dont deny that either haha

duece

Sting
11-07-2010, 02:36 PM
i used to care and loved putting my comments. now after all that has happened i do not care anymore.

you're such a drama queen. what actually happened? some words were exchanged? lol. and if you didn't care, you wouldn't post a comment ABOUT "not caring." lmao...

Karlalizee
11-07-2010, 03:28 PM
you're such a drama queen. what actually happened? some words were exchanged? lol. and if you didn't care, you wouldn't post a comment ABOUT "not caring." lmao...

i just want to say thank you sting. i have been struggling if i should remain a member in this forum or not. you have harrassed me for the last time. i have erased all of my albums and will not post or visit this site again.

i want to say good-bye to all of the people who have been nice to me since i first arrived. azhiri, i pray for you in here. i started here because a gf of mine got me started and she is gone because of creeps like sting and/or whatever profile he uses.

please do not waste your time or energy getting rid of sting because he will just come back as someone else.

sting or bbk or whatever...fuck off you creep! it is guys like you who causes girls to feel unwelcomed in here. you are so ignorant that i will bet that you are moving your lips as you read this. you come in here like you are the shit but in real life you are nothing but a mouse of man whose only gf is his right hand and even then your hand makes you wear a paperbag over your head. the only thing about you that makes me happy is that, someday, you will die.

Sting
11-07-2010, 03:31 PM
i just want to say thank you sting. i have been struggling if i should remain a member in this forum or not. you have harrassed me for the last time. i have erased all of my albums and will not post or visit this site again.

i want to say good-bye to all of the people who have been nice to me since i first arrived. azhiri, i pray for you in here. i started here because a gf of mine got me started and she is gone because of creeps like sting and/or whatever profile he uses.

please do not waste your time or energy getting rid of sting because he will just come back as someone else.

sting or bbk or whatever...fuck off you creep! it is guys like you who causes girls to feel unwelcomed in here. you are so ignorant that i will bet that you are moving your lips as you read this. you come in here like you are the shit but in real life you are nothing but a mouse of man whose only gf is his right hand and even then your hand makes you wear a paperbag over your head. the only thing about you that makes me happy is that, someday, you will die.


LOL! Amazing how WORDS can do this to a grown woman. Judging by the context in which you used the word, I don't think you even know what the word "ignorant" means. If I move my lips as I read, how does that = lack of knowledge? I'm actually very well informed. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that you're the one who is ignorant, seeing as how you would let a few words drive you off a forum that you would normally frequent. That just shows how weak minded you really are.

You won't be missed.

Azhiri
11-07-2010, 06:14 PM
LOL! Amazing how WORDS can do this to a grown woman. Judging by the context in which you used the word, I don't think you even know what the word "ignorant" means. If I move my lips as I read, how does that = lack of knowledge? I'm actually very well informed. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that you're the one who is ignorant, seeing as how you would let a few words drive you off a forum that you would normally frequent. That just shows how weak minded you really are.

You won't be missed.

Karla - You are one of the sweetest people on this forum and I'm really sad to see you go, but if this guy is the problem I really don't blame you. Thanks for all your kind words and thoughts, I will definitely miss you. <3333

Sting. I don't get why you choose to harrass people on this forum, especially Karla. Nevermind how a grown-up reacts to your words - why is a grown man (or so I assume) even saying those things? You have continually harrassed members of this forum and I'm getting tired of seeing people leave because of it. Besides.. why here? There are so many other forums where I'm sure people "deserve" your hurtful words, but AAm?

All I can do is ask you to stop. Yes, this is a public forum and you're free to do as you please, but just stop. We don't want or need that here, thank you.

severianb
11-07-2010, 06:18 PM
Ok, we were talking about things that scare off newbs earlier. This is a prime example. These last few posts need to be deleted, and this "Sting" fellow needs an IP Ban.

Moderators, do your damn job, or jerks like this will kill this place.

Marquis<3Alizée
11-07-2010, 07:31 PM
Wow the last two comments need to be removed from here....(weres lefty when you need him haha) Well anyways Sting you really had no rights at all saying anything to Karlalizee you couldve kept all that to yourself and nothing would of happen!

Människöpesten
11-08-2010, 07:58 PM
you're such a drama queen. what actually happened? some words were exchanged? lol. and if you didn't care, you wouldn't post a comment ABOUT "not caring." lmao...

-.- really dude? really? this is what i get to come back to? uncool bro. we'll miss you karla. we never really spoke, but yeah. that's some shit. best of luck.

User22
11-08-2010, 08:08 PM
I say we just move on from this whole Sting/bbk/NOOB!! thing...

rj.bagby
11-09-2010, 12:21 AM
i just want to say thank you sting. i have been struggling if i should remain a member in this forum or not. you have harrassed me for the last time. i have erased all of my albums and will not post or visit this site again.

i want to say good-bye to all of the people who have been nice to me since i first arrived. azhiri, i pray for you in here. i started here because a gf of mine got me started and she is gone because of creeps like sting and/or whatever profile he uses.

please do not waste your time or energy getting rid of sting because he will just come back as someone else.

sting or bbk or whatever...fuck off you creep! it is guys like you who causes girls to feel unwelcomed in here. you are so ignorant that i will bet that you are moving your lips as you read this. you come in here like you are the shit but in real life you are nothing but a mouse of man whose only gf is his right hand and even then your hand makes you wear a paperbag over your head. the only thing about you that makes me happy is that, someday, you will die.

I really hate to see you leave here. You are one of the most decent people here on this site and I loved to read your comments. It's a shame that some people have to act like they do. I had hoped the mods would stop things like this happening. You are a star yourself and will be missed.

AceTone
11-09-2010, 08:42 PM
i just want to say thank you sting. i have been struggling if i should remain a member in this forum or not. you have harrassed me for the last time. i have erased all of my albums and will not post or visit this site again.

i want to say good-bye to all of the people who have been nice to me since i first arrived. azhiri, i pray for you in here. i started here because a gf of mine got me started and she is gone because of creeps like sting and/or whatever profile he uses.

please do not waste your time or energy getting rid of sting because he will just come back as someone else.

sting or bbk or whatever...fuck off you creep! it is guys like you who causes girls to feel unwelcomed in here. you are so ignorant that i will bet that you are moving your lips as you read this. you come in here like you are the shit but in real life you are nothing but a mouse of man whose only gf is his right hand and even then your hand makes you wear a paperbag over your head. the only thing about you that makes me happy is that, someday, you will die.

Ouch, that's gotta sting.

:p

But really, instead of asking what happened, could someone tell me if any posts were deleted here? Maybe that's why I'm missing details.

Bigdan
11-09-2010, 08:48 PM
Are you crazy ?


This is a community. We are supposed to share our love for Lily. Not to fight like dogs. Stop that.:mad:

Aayush
11-09-2010, 09:32 PM
But really, instead of asking what happened, could someone tell me if any posts were deleted here? Maybe that's why I'm missing details.

Same here :(

I don't know much about Karlalizee but it was sad to see her departure from this forum and that too due to a forum member itself. If i can know the details behind her departure then i'll be more cleared. Anyone ?

user472884
11-09-2010, 10:24 PM
Please don't leave Karla, you're my most favorite Karla in the world!

Don't take anything Sphinctor says to heart... this IS the internet, and if it's taught me anything,

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyby7pa0J81qzxzwwo1_500.gif

User22
11-13-2010, 12:00 AM
I think if people dont know what happened then it is better left that way. ..

NEXT SUBJECT... Alizée:wub:

wasabi622
11-13-2010, 01:40 AM
So.. Karla's gone now too?

Who is this sting/bbk person? Are they the same person with multiple accounts? I thought if you banned someone, it was done via IP address? Either way though, very sad to come back to the forum and see that someone who has been here for a while gone..

user472884
11-13-2010, 07:52 PM
you could cheer her up (and maybe yourself) by subscribing to her site

[site name removed] if I remember correctly

wasabi622
11-14-2010, 02:23 AM
you could cheer her up (and maybe yourself) by subscribing to her site

[site name removed] if I remember correctly

I see what you did there.

user472884
11-14-2010, 02:41 AM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/13/75378-TrollFace.png

DrSmith
11-14-2010, 03:01 AM
I won't tolerate that type of gauche humour, gentlemen. There are still women here.

Azhiri
11-14-2010, 03:05 AM
I won't tolerate that type of gauche humour, gentlemen. There are still women here.

There are? :confused:

wasabi622
11-14-2010, 03:09 AM
There are? :confused:

It was a typo, he meant "woman". :p

user472884
11-14-2010, 03:44 AM
I'm pretty sure Azhiri is the last wimmin here, actually

Azhiri
11-14-2010, 04:03 AM
Akshumally, I think Sandy, Rob's girlfriend, posts on AAm occasionally.. but not much so I guess she doesn't count? :(

user472884
11-14-2010, 04:18 AM
If I don't know who they are, they don't exist.

Thus, you are wimminz 1 of 1

Brent
11-14-2010, 08:31 AM
What do you guys mean? I'm here.

DrSmith
11-14-2010, 03:50 PM
What do you guys mean? I'm here.

Are you a laaadyyy?

User22
11-14-2010, 03:54 PM
What do you guys mean? I'm here.

I know for sure you are lying...I mean...uhh...do I:confused::confused::o:o

Plaz
11-14-2010, 05:11 PM
nah brents my woman <3333333

Brent
11-15-2010, 04:17 AM
lol. i fail trolled.

user472884
11-15-2010, 01:36 PM
I can teach you, if you want. I'm an excellent troll.

Fèvier
11-15-2010, 04:21 PM
^really? I thought Männi was the neighborhood friendly troll?

user472884
11-15-2010, 04:41 PM
This town be big enough fer the two of us

User22
11-15-2010, 06:37 PM
This town be big enough fer the two of us

LillyTown can house a lot of trolls:D

Brent
11-15-2010, 06:42 PM
LillyTown can house a lot of trolls:D

you mean AF. ^^

User22
11-15-2010, 06:50 PM
you mean AF. ^^

....umm no sorry:p

We all live in Lillytown:rolleyes: All Lilly fans live in Lillytown silly:rolleyes:

user472884
11-15-2010, 07:42 PM
and the public transportation is TERRIBLE

Brent
11-15-2010, 09:27 PM
i was trying to make an AF bash. but aaronius downgraded me.

is it you orion? ^^

user472884
11-16-2010, 12:48 AM
uh..... no?

User22
11-16-2010, 12:55 AM
is it you orion? ^^

Man Brent...get some sleep and then ask the question again and say what you are refering to hahaha. Cause I am lost and I think Jalen is too :p

wasabi622
11-16-2010, 02:05 AM
lol.. wtf is going on here? Who's this Orion, and why is transportation bad?

DrSmith
11-16-2010, 02:24 AM
Orion is the hunter, and transportation in Lilly Town is bad because you have to travel everywhere by ferry.

(Because ferry sounds like faerie.) *explains joke because it wasn't very good*

user472884
11-16-2010, 02:26 AM
I was referring to the ONE tram, that's always packed with tourists trying to visit Lilly Town.

I'd figure a resident of there would know that

DrSmith
11-16-2010, 02:29 AM
I walk everywhere. >.>

wasabi622
11-16-2010, 02:31 AM
Orion is the hunter, and transportation in Lilly Town is bad because you have to travel everywhere by ferry.

(Because ferry sounds like faerie.) *explains joke because it wasn't very good*

Hahaa, I see what ya did there. :)

I was referring to the ONE tram, that's always packed with tourists trying to visit Lilly Town.

I'd figure a resident of there would know that

Oh I'm sorry Jalen, I'm not a mere citizen there, but the residential witch doctor*, so I always ride around on my magic pile of bones. I don't use them petty public transportation.


*reference to being a necromancer

Azhiri
11-16-2010, 02:56 AM
I prefer "heliports". :)

DrSmith
11-16-2010, 03:01 AM
Ooooh! Crossing the hemisphere, riding the light.

Brent
11-16-2010, 03:02 AM
haha, i'm from AF. i've been there since 2006. the only reason barrett, plaz... well tbh i dont know everyone but in the end it ended up being 10+ of us coming here... anyhow like i was saying the only reason i'm here is because orion who is the general mod at AF banned me. the other day riccardo asked me if i would help with the english... ive been banned for a year. i really got banned over SNSD tbh. but the reason orion had said he banned me is because barrett and i logged on his ex-gf's account (yes rl gf not e-gf). it was sloppy.

speaking of the crew we had established here wheres wise and tern? i recall barrett, me, plaz, wise, tern, jung and some others.

anyhow, that probably didnt clear anything up. but to those of you newer/or older lurkers whos like who the hell is this guy. yeah. thats how this went about.

wasabi622
11-16-2010, 03:06 AM
speaking of the crew we had established here wheres wise and tern? i recall barrett, me, plaz, wise, tern, jung and some others.

anyhow, that probably didnt clear anything up. but to those of you newer/or older lurkers whos like who the hell is this guy. yeah. thats how this went about.

Most of them have left here. They've moved towards SNSD. I don't remember which forum, but I think it was Soshified.

Azhiri
11-16-2010, 03:07 AM
Ooooh! Crossing the hemisphere, riding the light.

Back before the dawn. :D

Brent
11-16-2010, 03:07 AM
yeah i know, i still post at soshified too. but they arent really too active there either. i think we all just read the news. i think everyone just speaks on msn now.

User22
11-16-2010, 10:26 AM
speaking of the crew we had established here wheres wise and tern? i recall barrett, me, plaz, wise, tern, jung and some others.

anyhow, that probably didnt clear anything up. but to those of you newer/or older lurkers whos like who the hell is this guy. yeah. thats how this went about.

DJwise moved on to SNSD but actually visited back a week or 2 ago. Barrett went out in style by posting some amazing posts about his time spent here;he went the SNSD route. You stick around here:D Tern dissapeared when the fog came in, actually he didn't dissapear quicker than DJ and Barrett. And then Jung sticks around but hasn't been seen for the last 2 weeks or so...and then Plaz sits in the Chatbox with the cool kids.

DrSmith
11-21-2010, 05:10 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to get this YouTube player to look pink.

un

deux

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Plaz
11-21-2010, 05:59 PM
i just keep it sexy and rated x

user472884
11-22-2010, 04:17 AM
I think it's time for a signature update

Edit:

I associate clocks with Mall Tycoon

Människöpesten
11-22-2010, 07:55 AM
yo dawg, i heard you like to ride, so we put a ride in your ride so you can ride while you ride.

user472884
11-22-2010, 01:33 PM
yo dawg, i heard you like to ride, so we put a ride in your ride so you can ride while you ride.

fucking awesome

DrSmith
11-22-2010, 05:01 PM
http://finefilter.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/yoyo.jpg

user472884
11-30-2010, 04:44 AM
I think it'd be cool to have identical twins, dunno why.

it just would

Edit:

dude... ana faris is 34? I thought she was like 20 something

AlizéeInspired
11-30-2010, 04:15 PM
I think it'd be cool to have identical twins, dunno why.

Because they'd be the coolest!

I too wouldn't mind having identical twins. There's a chance I could have them too :D ...Sorry wife

user472884
12-01-2010, 07:21 AM
Because of my obsession with symmetry, I'd want one set of twins with a boy and a girl, and a second set of a boy and a girl.

In that case I'd want them to be fraternal, otherwise I might have manly looking daughters or girly looking boys

Or for identical twins (which I'd prefer, sounds like fun) have one set be boys and the other be girls.

but overall I want my chil'ren to have at least one other same-gendered sibling, and for all of them to be of a similar age

Edit:

"Fixing a Hole" makes me so happy I forget the rest of the world.

Edit:

I just saw one of the coolest things ever... I was filling my lighter and must've spilt some fluid on my hand, because when I lit it my whole hand went up in a giant flame.

Azhiri
12-01-2010, 07:41 AM
Because of my obsession with symmetry, I'd want one set of twins with a boy and a girl, and a second set of a boy and a girl.


I just want two kids, doesn't matter which gender combination, who are just about the same age. One of my biggest wishes has always been to have a sibling close or the same as my age but it just didn't work out that way :rolleyes:

user472884
12-01-2010, 07:44 AM
One of my biggest wishes has always been to have a sibling close or the same as my age but it just didn't work out that way :rolleyes:

me too.

my brother is 14 and mildly autistic (he's pretty much in his own world)

and my sister is 10, female, and goes through life as if there's a camera on her (yeah....... no explanation needed)

Azhiri
12-01-2010, 07:53 AM
my brother is 14 and mildly autistic (he's pretty much in his own world)

Get outta here, my little sister is autistic too. She's also kind of detached and has affected motor skills and slight learning disability.

That's a phase every little girl goes through, she should grow out of it when she's around twelve-ish. :p

user472884
12-01-2010, 07:59 AM
yeah, my brother has issues with learning (he's 14 and doing 5th grade work... but holy crap I feel bad, because I help him with his math homework and I have to use formulas that I learned last year) and issues with being social.

and my sister has been that way since she was 7, and if anything she's getting more annoying.

User22
12-01-2010, 10:58 PM
What is the topic again?

Fèvier
12-01-2010, 11:19 PM
What is the topic again?

Not sure but I think it has something to do with Alizée. :p

user472884
12-03-2010, 09:40 AM
- 7:20
Assassination from behind
Red marker across neck
Incognito, stealth

+800

- 7:28
Aerial assassination (jumped from 1/5 from the bottom of the stairs)
Marker across back of neck
Aerial irl

+650

AlizéeInspired
12-03-2010, 02:24 PM
- 7:20
Assassination from behind
Red marker across neck
Incognito, stealth

+800

- 7:28
Aerial assassination (jumped from 1/5 from the bottom of the stairs)
Marker across back of neck
Aerial irl

+650

Haha. Do work Jalen!

user472884
12-03-2010, 04:10 PM
AlizéeInspired, meet my school.

School, meet AlizéeInspired

My favorite kill of the day was when I was in art, went through the back office to the next door art room, and got a barber-style neck slice on Zach.

AlizéeInspired
12-03-2010, 04:21 PM
Hello school.

Hahaha! Sneak attack on Zach. Take that foo'!!!

I once made a bunch of cardboard ninja stars in art once. Lots of sweet kills. Got several people quite a ways down the hall amongst traffic. It was awesome. Plus, it gave something for the damn janitors to do after school lol. And to think some people were getting pissed at me for the ninja stars, haha. They really deserved a sharpie.

user472884
12-04-2010, 01:34 AM
I assassinated him 9 times today.

I consider today successful.

user472884
12-07-2010, 05:47 AM
So for the last month, my ap lang & comp class was supposed to read a book (from a list that included The Color Purple, High Fidelity, Reservation Blues, etc) and analyze what it "said about the human condition".

So out of apathy and spite of being told to read something, I asked if I could "read" Lolita (a.k.a. remember from the dozen times I've read it so far).

Awesome decision. I have to write a quasi-essay by 8 (today) (4 now), and the questions are SO FREAKING EASY

DrSmith
12-08-2010, 11:22 PM
<strike>You're both b&</strike>

(Now taken out of context.)

User22
12-08-2010, 11:36 PM
You're both b&

Wrong thread mah man :p

Tom
12-09-2010, 02:59 AM
Wrong thread mah man :p

It was in the correct thread in my opinion & to the new guy, what of this (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=189656&postcount=2685) didn't you understand?

user472884
12-09-2010, 04:59 PM
that (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=189656&postcount=2685) is an epic post, so says the High Council of Epicness

French - Final (but it's going to be so ridiculously easy I'm not even counting it as a final)
AP Government - Final (not difficult)
AP Lang & Comp - No final (only discussing the books we read, I just hope a plane crash doesn't interrupt it)
Physics - Final (okay, pretty nervous about this one)
College Honors Algebra - Final (ditto)
Art - Psshhhfffhhh
Photography - psshshdfssdfsdfs AAm time.

User22
12-09-2010, 05:39 PM
It was in the correct thread in my opinion & to the new guy

It got moved here since it was in the wrong thread...

Tom
12-09-2010, 06:19 PM
It got moved here since it was in the wrong thread...

My post wasn't moved here, it was posted in here after yours had been moved here.
Anyway, it was in the right thread (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=191608&postcount=708) but at the same time in the wrong thread (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6114)!
Do you know what I mean? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417741/quotes?qt0961496)

Oh and what's this (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=191660&postcount=87)? :D
2 times in 1 minute? You didn't bold the first one (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=191659&postcount=3274) so I bet you really wrote it without thinking. :p

User22
12-09-2010, 06:46 PM
My post wasn't moved here, it was posted in here after yours had been moved here.
Anyway, it was in the right thread (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=191608&postcount=708) but at the same time in the wrong thread (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6114)!
Do you know what I mean? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417741/quotes?qt0961496)

No entiendo tu ingles :p

Oh and what's this (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=191660&postcount=87)? :D
2 times in 1 minute? You didn't bold the first one (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=191659&postcount=3274) so I bet you really wrote it without thinking. :p

Darn it I was trying to bold it every time I wrote it....but that one slipped past me :D

user472884
12-09-2010, 06:50 PM
No entiendo tu inglés


there, I fixed it for you, cool guy

User22
12-09-2010, 06:51 PM
there, I fixed it for you, cool guy

Alizee=Alizée

Tom
12-09-2010, 06:57 PM
No entiendo tu ingles :p

1. Don't talk to me in a language I don't know.
2. I know my English is bad but thanks for the reminder.
3. I'm not surprised it didn't make sense to you.
4. :) (To lighten up the mood)

User22
12-09-2010, 07:02 PM
1. Don't talk to me in a language I don't know.
2. I know my English is bad but thanks for the reminder.

Your english isn't bad at all. I just didn't understand because I am tired and don't feel like thinking :)

Tom
12-09-2010, 07:09 PM
Your english isn't bad at all. I just didn't understand because I am tired and don't feel like thinking :)

Sorry, I have this problem... I take everything literally.

Now be a nice little Aaron and vote bellow. And YOU should vote too. :cool:

Wow! My first 'Vote for Alizée at RadioAtlantis' advertisement. I hope it's not considered as spam. :eek:

User22
12-09-2010, 07:11 PM
I can't wait to vote! Thanks for the links!

user472884
12-09-2010, 07:13 PM
Alizee=Alizée

NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO COME RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK?

k then.

Tom
12-09-2010, 07:13 PM
^lol win

I can't wait to vote! Thanks for the links!

Stooooop it!!!

What are you even waiting for? Just do it! And so should YOU.

Ok, now it's spam.

user472884
12-09-2010, 07:14 PM
Ok, now it's spam.

May I remind you of the thread name?

User22
12-09-2010, 07:16 PM
NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T DO YOU JUST WANT ME TO COME RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK?

k then.

Stooooop it!!![/SIZE]


http://www.mp3lyrics.org/a/alizee/alizee_6.Jpg

user472884
12-09-2010, 07:18 PM
...

we're aight now

User22
12-09-2010, 07:20 PM
...

we're aight now

I knew that would make them forget they were mad at me...

user472884
12-09-2010, 07:22 PM
not forgotten, only set aside for now

DrSmith
12-09-2010, 07:24 PM
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/a/alizee/alizee_6.Jpg

/r/ing a HQ version of this pic without the text on it.

User22
12-09-2010, 07:28 PM
/r/ing a HQ version of this pic without the text on it.

http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5995

;) Best place to do it....there's a very good chance someone will have it....but I don't think I do....

user472884
12-09-2010, 07:38 PM
Today is the one year anniversary of my last day in California.

Excuse me while I go get 4 crunch wraps to celebrate

User22
12-09-2010, 07:42 PM
Today is the one year anniversary of my last day in California.

Excuse me while I go get 4 crunch wraps to celebrate

And i thought i ate alot...

Plaz
12-09-2010, 07:45 PM
i just finished rollin a 1gram blunt of tahoe og <3

tracyk859
12-12-2010, 10:29 PM
Thanks for the post. Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.

DrSmith
12-12-2010, 10:30 PM
Piss off, Spammy!

user472884
12-12-2010, 10:37 PM
Thanks for the post. Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs719.snc4/63932_1445912478558_1555546860_30944226_686344_n.j pg

AlizéeInspired
12-12-2010, 10:39 PM
Lol. At least he posted in the most appropriate thread for him.

user472884
12-12-2010, 10:43 PM
I know who I'm going to test my blade lock on first.....

Tom
12-13-2010, 12:33 AM
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs719.snc4/63932_1445912478558_1555546860_30944226_686344_n.j pg

You can introduce yourself here: http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=707

user472884
12-13-2010, 01:18 AM
You can introduce yourself here: http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=707

I'll give you a minute to go back and find your mistake.

Tom
12-13-2010, 01:28 AM
I was talking to the dog.

user472884
12-13-2010, 01:35 AM
I see.________

AlizéeInspired
12-13-2010, 05:55 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ckhasegf2wA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0 xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ckhasegf2wA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0 xcd311b&autoplay=1&loop=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckhasegf2wA&feature=grec_index

user472884
12-13-2010, 06:05 PM
I'm not exactly a big fan of Hitler, but that video is one of my favorite videos in all of internetland

DrSmith
12-13-2010, 06:10 PM
He rides a llama with a peace-sign on it, how can you not be a fan of that?

AlizéeInspired
12-13-2010, 06:14 PM
He also has a very tasteful metrosexual sense of style. :p

user472884
12-13-2010, 06:24 PM
whenever I see or hear "metrosexual", I think of Thomas the train with blonde highlights and tight jeans

Azhiri
12-13-2010, 06:25 PM
I think of John Mayer.

I hate John Mayer

user472884
12-13-2010, 06:26 PM
again, I don't know who that is.

Azhiri
12-13-2010, 06:29 PM
John Mayer is this guy.

http://awmusic.ca/1/photos/johnmayer.jpg

I assume that this picture is all that is needed.

user472884
12-14-2010, 09:34 AM
The Zach Braff hair and faggy tattoos enrage me.

I don't know whether to award you a point for being even more like me, or deduct a point for giving me one more reason to be angry all the time.

-----------------

I'm really loving this whole "one conversation over five threads" thing.... it's like the movie Jumper

Edit:

I really don't like to look for the easiest route, but in this case I kinda had to... writing this down for my own reference at a location that I won't forget

French - pshhh
AP Gov - must get at least 93% on final to bring grade up to A
AP Lang - no final
Physics - must get at least 69% on final to bring grade up to B
College Honors Algebra - must get at least 92% on final to bring up to B
art + photography - pshhh

Edit:

pssst.... don't look now, but the chick next to me only has one eye brow

user472884
12-14-2010, 07:33 PM
no, not unibrow

Only one eyebrow, over the left eye

user472884
12-14-2010, 09:13 PM
I want to go to the renaissance faire right now

really bad

wear my modified Link costume

eat my weight in rotisserie chicken (I ate a whole chicken once at a faire, it was awesome)

AlizéeInspired
12-14-2010, 09:16 PM
http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/4937/black-link.jpg

user472884
12-14-2010, 09:33 PM
yes, something like that

Karlalizee
12-14-2010, 10:57 PM
try this.....
type this: take a dirty picture for me.
translate it from english to french.
take that response and then translate it back from french to english.
please do not give away the answer. let everyone enjoy. :cool:

user472884
12-14-2010, 11:09 PM
try this.....
type this: take a dirty picture for me.
translate it from english to french.
take that response and then translate it back from french to english.
please do not give away the answer. let everyone enjoy. :cool:

I briefly smiled due to this.

MYGOGT
12-14-2010, 11:20 PM
The laugh of the day, thank you.

user472884
12-15-2010, 01:27 AM
It's very tempting, but desperate times call for desperate measures...

To take, or not to take, the dead'n'berries

http://www.wired.com/images/article/magazine/1511/st_nyquil_f.jpg

Azhiri
12-15-2010, 07:57 PM
DON'T DO IT.
Nyquil is the worst thing ever.

user472884
12-15-2010, 09:31 PM
;ljkasdf;lksdf;jkljkldsjklsdjksdf;lkjsd;lkjsdf;lkj asdf;lkjsdf;lkjasdf;lkjsdf

Azhiri
12-15-2010, 09:53 PM
WAT lllllllllllllllllllllllllll

user472884
12-16-2010, 01:06 AM
hm hm hm hmhm hmhm hm hm hm hmhmhmhm hmhmHMhmhmhmhmhmhmhm

^
Axel F

Edit:

finally finished my stupid scratchboard thing... it's pretty difficult when you can't see or breathe

glad I didn't make him look TOO retarded

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/DSC_2002-1.jpg

AlizéeInspired
12-16-2010, 01:09 AM
You should feel good about that piece. Thousands of times better than some of the crap I seen people produce in my art classes in high school.

user472884
12-16-2010, 01:48 AM
I very truly fucked up the neck

AlizéeInspired
12-16-2010, 01:55 AM
Lol. It is a bit off but I think the fact that the suit is harder to make look 3-dimensional makes the neck look much worse than what it really is.

user472884
12-16-2010, 02:23 AM
I'll fix the tip of the nose tomorrow so it doesn't look like such a shear gradient

I'm very proud of myself for the ears and right eye. They were the only things I were really worried about. Kinda got the angle of the left eyelid wrong

AlizéeInspired
12-16-2010, 02:39 AM
Yes, the ears are excellent. I wouldn't worry too much about the eyelid. The touch-up of the nose should really top it off quite nicely though. If you really had some time though, I'd suggest putting the American flag behind him. Brownie points with the teacher by telling him/her when you're turning it in how you decided to go the extra mile because of your patriotism for your country. Or some bullshit like that :rolleyes:

user472884
12-16-2010, 03:22 AM
turning it in how you decided to go the extra mile because of your patriotism for your country. Or some bullshit like that :rolleyes:

Coming from the kid who refuses to salute the flag? yeah...

I tried to fix it but I fucked up the right eye and made it look lazy

and for no reason I fucked up the right highlight of the neck with some extra scratches

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs750.ash1/164160_1449517648685_1555546860_30950194_5804827_n .jpg

AlizéeInspired
12-16-2010, 03:55 AM
Lol. Well, at least you've still got the ears.

Coming from the kid who refuses to salute the flag? yeah...

Yeah, I'm not a big fan either. But it would throw 'em off, making them think you had some overnight inspiration and change of heart or something... Nah, ya know what, forget I even mentioned it.

user472884
12-16-2010, 05:37 AM
Lol. Well, at least you've still got the ears.

And that's all that matters.


And the flag salute, everything it represents, and everything it attempts to accomplish is evil.

The hypocrisy is outstanding as well. I got shit from someone at my old school once about how I wasn't patriotic enough and how people like me are "ruining the country"

I then performed the Bellamy salute and the original text

*for those of you who don't know what the Bellamy salute is, it was used until the early 1940's, where it was quickly forgotten, brushed under the rug, and answered with "what? we never did that! are you crazy?"..... I really don't see why they'd get rid of it, especially in 1941*
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6c/Pledge_salue.jpg

Tom
12-16-2010, 08:37 AM
When I was making this post (http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/showpost.php?p=192950&postcount=2158), I thought of this video but with the man saying:

- Vote!
- Vote!
- Have you voted yet?

:D

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2HCdRk0o5yk?fs=1&amp;hl=sv_SE"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2HCdRk0o5yk?fs=1&amp;hl=sv_SE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Karlalizee
12-16-2010, 06:36 PM
I very truly fucked up the neck

so did lee harvey oswald.

user472884
12-17-2010, 01:56 PM
oh ho ho there whoa now nelly

*high fives Karla*

user472884
12-25-2010, 03:24 AM
HAHAHAH I LOVE IT

the contents of my stocking would lead you to believe it was the stocking of a sixty five year old man! four slimjims, one of those long packs with the 4 packs of gum in it, altoids, werthers, and a 5in diameter pan

MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Fèvier
12-30-2010, 08:49 PM
you know you're a math nerd when you actually tried this :rolleyes:

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/e_to_the_pi_minus_pi.png

user472884
12-30-2010, 08:53 PM
I'm kinda glad I don't understand that... I think my head would explode.

Fèvier
12-30-2010, 09:07 PM
well I was talking about e^π - π on my calculator, but yeah that's cool too :p

user472884
12-30-2010, 09:09 PM
I know I learned about that whole log and e and stuff.... still don't understand what the crap they do

Edit:

And also, why is it that instead of meeting a cool internet meme, all I get to meet is Danny Boodmann T.D. Lemon Nineteen Hundred?

Fèvier
12-30-2010, 09:10 PM
I know I learned about that whole log and e and stuff.... still don't understand what the crap they do

as long as you're not going to do anything with math or science, you'll be fine. unless you're into business :eek:

user472884
12-30-2010, 09:52 PM
as long as you're not going to do anything with math or science, you'll be fine. unless you're into business :eek:

I know how to incorporate log into something with like "With a 1000 investment with 4% interest over thirty years, how much blah blah" (not off the top of my head, but if faced with the problem *not in word form* I'd be able to figure it out)

e.... I haven't a clue.... not in the slightest.....

Iz hoping to double major in civil engineering and architecture.... SO I HOPE TO FUCK THAT ALL I NEED IS SIN-COS-TAN AND THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM

Fèvier
12-30-2010, 09:54 PM
I know how to incorporate log into something with like "With a 1000 investment with 4% interest over thirty years, how much blah blah" (not off the top of my head, but if faced with the problem *not in word form* I'd be able to figure it out)

e.... I haven't a clue.... not in the slightest.....

Iz hoping to double major in civil engineering and architecture.... SO I HOPE TO FUCK THAT ALL I NEED IS SIN-COS-TAN AND THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM

Don't forget Calcus!!!! oh derivatives and integrals are so much fun!!! :D

user472884
12-31-2010, 12:09 AM
Those terms alone confuse me.

And apparently something like 4/√3 is possible?

http://files.sharenator.com/wtf_is_this_shit_Very_Disturbing_Childrens_Book-s400x297-59009-580.jpg

Edit:

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2010-12-30at100733PM.png

SRSLY YOU GUYS I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP SINGLE HANDEDLY

wasabi622
12-31-2010, 12:09 PM
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2010-12-30at100733PM.png

SRSLY YOU GUYS I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP SINGLE HANDEDLY

Oh please. Aaron and I have been doing it alone for ages.

user472884
12-31-2010, 02:10 PM
Okay, I think this is absolute solid proof that dogs are better than *shudder* cats.

WOULD A CAT DO THIS? I DON'T THINK SO

http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?l=3774749&v=7652402

DrSmith
12-31-2010, 02:16 PM
Wrong thread, mate.

wasabi622
12-31-2010, 02:29 PM
Okay, I think this is absolute solid proof that dogs are better than *shudder* cats.

WOULD A CAT DO THIS? I DON'T THINK SO

http://comedy.video.yahoo.com/?l=3774749&v=7652402

Aww, such a cute clip!

But still, wrong thread bud.

user472884
12-31-2010, 02:51 PM
It's so epic it wouldn't even fit in the other thread

wasabi622
12-31-2010, 03:26 PM
If Alizée can be mentioned in said threads, nothing is too epic for them.

user472884
12-31-2010, 06:29 PM
Nah, this forum was created to be able to just barely handle the epicness of Alizée, which *starts saying random math and physics words* is square in nature, versus the *repeats nonsense* triangular nature of the dog,

and as you can see, a triangular *physics stuff, I think I even heard "corndog"* cannot be properly contained by said square shaped containment system.

I don't know either, don't worry.

user472884
01-03-2011, 05:15 AM
yeah.. nevermind....

there's no way in hell I'm going to try and fix all the indents and such right now

wasabi622
01-03-2011, 12:35 PM
Nah, this forum was created to be able to just barely handle the epicness of Alizée, which *starts saying random math and physics words* is square in nature, versus the *repeats nonsense* triangular nature of the dog,

and as you can see, a triangular *physics stuff, I think I even heard "corndog"* cannot be properly contained by said square shaped containment system.

I don't know either, don't worry.

http://i52.tinypic.com/a4ri8x.jpg

(I think you might've started something here Jalen)

Fèvier
01-04-2011, 10:12 PM
just cause I felt like sharing, here's two pics of the catapult my group made in Physics class. It works pretty damn well with the rubber bands and very portable. definitely going to make one once I get the chance :D

http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1628

http://alizeeamerica.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1629

user472884
01-05-2011, 01:07 AM
You you gotta attach that to your arm, and do some run-by catapultings

Fèvier
01-06-2011, 11:15 PM
You you gotta attach that to your arm, and do some run-by catapultings

Jajaja I so will! :D

Fèvier
01-06-2011, 11:16 PM
Oh and I would love to get this as my tattoo! :D

http://184.72.239.143/mu/47b7a176-93b4-e078.jpg

wasabi622
01-07-2011, 12:10 AM
I've seriously considered getting this on my chest.. but I decided a long time ago it was against better judgment.

http://i56.tinypic.com/zwe0wk.jpg

user472884
01-07-2011, 12:13 AM
I once considered getting a tiger tattoo (when I was all grow'd up) on my shoulder like my dad... but it's only been like 18 years and the lines are all blurry and smudgy and you can barely read my name on there

wasabi622
01-07-2011, 12:19 AM
Once I man up some more, I figured I'd go ahead and give Ranger school a shot. If I did manage to survive, I will get this tattoo, or something similar.

http://i393.photobucket.com/albums/pp17/twtch11289/Ranger.jpg
(This one is specific to the 3rd Battalion Rangers, but if I don't get sent to the 75th, I'll just leave that part blank and leave it as the usual Ranger tab.)

user472884
01-07-2011, 12:25 AM
If I had some serious balls I'd get the entire peyote music video sequence from Beavis and Butthead Do America on my back.

That'd be kick ass.

wasabi622
01-07-2011, 12:34 AM
I'd just like to associate my tattoo with something meaningful to mean, and something that I can say that I've earned. Ranger tab? Hellz yeah.

user472884
01-07-2011, 12:40 AM
I can only think of two meaningful things to me that I'd like to have tattooed on myself... but I couldn't imagine where, and how to represent them

wasabi622
01-07-2011, 11:47 PM
EDIT: Wrong thread.. sort of. Moved it. My bad.

Fèvier
01-09-2011, 12:01 AM
Well, today I spoke at an Eagle Court of Honor (boy scout thing) and realized how badly I've started to pronounce words and trying to read outloud. I fully blame my passion for European music and trying to look up lyrics to see how the words are pronounced. :rolleyes:

user472884
01-09-2011, 02:46 AM
I've accidentally adopted French grammar, and every now-and-then I accidentally use it.

One instance, I said "th'apple" rather than "the apple"... I've made this mistake with a few words

DrSmith
01-11-2011, 05:54 PM
I like to say ‹&nbsp;t'Internet&nbsp;›, because I heard Carol Vorderman say it like that.

user472884
01-12-2011, 09:51 AM
Uglyprinciple is blocked.

Just saying.

Azhiri
01-12-2011, 11:35 AM
Not on miiiiiiiiiiine.

Iwillmeether
01-12-2011, 12:13 PM
It was about that time, I noticed that the girl scout was actually a 40 foot long lizard from the mesezoic era.

user472884
01-12-2011, 08:18 PM
Everytime I see someone chewing gum quite aggressively with their mouth open, I get thoughts of hurting small children with rusty garden tools.

Just saying.

Edit:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2n6pzp.jpg

Just saying

Iwillmeether
01-12-2011, 08:38 PM
IWMH off topic comment #2:

This makes me giggle.
1152

user472884
01-12-2011, 10:30 PM
http://rollinsd.com/wp-content/uploads/teddy_bear-539.jpg

Iwillmeether
01-12-2011, 10:51 PM
1155
I demand it.

user472884
01-12-2011, 10:58 PM
http://rollinsd.com/wp-content/uploads/teddy_bear-539.jpg

Iwillmeether
01-12-2011, 11:06 PM
1156
This is my internets.

user472884
01-12-2011, 11:14 PM
http://rollinsd.com/wp-content/uploads/teddy_bear-539.jpg

user472884
01-14-2011, 05:39 PM
Today:

- I saw someone smoking a pen*
- I was finally, concretely convinced that everyone in my French class is retarded**
- It was made more evident that my counselor is completely retarded***
- Made the government FRQ my bitch
- Made the trigonometry test my bitch
- Made the geography test my bitch
- I was completely convinced that all the freshman in my geography class are completely retarded****
- I grew to hate the three archetypes***** even more
- I had to wait three minutes outside of my own damn car, because my mom couldn't figure out how to unlock the door, or roll down the window


*Some faggot (you know, the one who wears all black, which black leather boots with buckles n' shit on them and talks like he's so much smarter than everyone else) walked through half the school (I was behind him, we take the same path) holding a pen like a cigarette, bringing it to his mouth feigning a drag, putting back down at his side, and even tapping it as if to tap off the ashes

**Even if you've never learned a European language, I would think that with our unconscious familiarity with English would instinctually tell us that "mon/ma/mes" is "my", and not "their"... and that "mère" is "mother", not "father".... Especially the chick that sits behind me, took a full 6 minutes (6.13, I used my ipod timer) for her to give up trying to understand why "Elles" and "leurs" are not the same thing, that there is no masculine form of "leurs", and that "Leurs sont noirs" makes absolutely no sense (I'm not one for genocide, but I'm calling for a genocide of dumb people like her)

***So I sit down, and explain that I want my 3rd and 4th switched back around, because it was completely ridiculous to switch them in the first place (in fact, I got moved into an overcrowded class, while my previous period didn't gain not one student)... she "fixes it" and hands me a printout of the schedule... She changed the wrong kid's schedule... fixes it.... goes to mine (common sense would tell you to ask for the name of the kid you're talking to, right?), switches my 6th and 7th.... fixes it.... completely forgets the whole thing about 3rd and 4th, having me to re-explain.... then says "well, it'll be really difficult but I'll see what I can do".

I walk down the hall in the office to the administrator lady, fixes it in about fifteen seconds.

****If I can memorize all fifty states and capitals in the fifth grade, I think 9th graders should have the capacity to learn the original thirteen colonies (and not even their capitals)... also, I never thought I would see the day when someone marked Connecticut as "New York City"

*****Will all be explained in time.

Fèvier
01-15-2011, 07:55 PM
Today I got a letter from school that it's time to pay for graduation gowns/caps. After reading it I almost shed a tear knowing that my highschool career is almost up. (I'm an emotional guy. I blame my mom :p)

user472884
01-16-2011, 02:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxs2D0wLD8g&feature=fvw

Edit:

I... I don't even know....

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115256PM.png


Azhiri, this is where you did your thing


http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115303PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115311PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115351PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115403PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115409PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115417PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115425PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115452PM.png

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115511PM.png

Edit:

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-16at120905AM.png

DrSmith
01-16-2011, 02:12 AM
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-15at115256PM.png

Who is the ‹&nbsp;her&nbsp;› you're referring to?

user472884
01-16-2011, 02:13 AM
zach's ho of a chick he's trying to get a date with

Azhiri
01-16-2011, 02:24 AM
He's tryna make him "jelly"

user472884
01-16-2011, 02:28 AM
dunno if you wanna screen cap your messages with him and show his retardedness for thinking you were trying to argue... just saying

Azhiri
01-16-2011, 02:41 AM
Nah bro I deleted it

SORRIES

user472884
01-16-2011, 01:07 PM
it's all good

Edit:

igloo try #2 today

Edit:

yea... fuck igloos...

It took me four hours to make like half a snow picket fence...

user472884
01-19-2011, 03:17 PM
Im no doctor, but I think I'm having a panic attack right now... My heart is beating way too fast and I'm super hot and somewhat sweaty... But everything right now is going fine

Chuck
01-19-2011, 05:54 PM
Could be an allergy thing - ask a doctor! Cereally!

user472884
01-19-2011, 06:39 PM
Screw doctors... my doctor told me I was fat n' lazy and needed to start eating breakfast again


(a doctor who scolded me on not being healthy? who the fuck does she think she is?)


The only thing I'm allergic to is pennicilin, and uh... don't ask.... but it's not my heart I'd be worried about

DrSmith
01-19-2011, 06:41 PM
The only thing I'm allergic to is pennicilin, and uh... don't ask.... but it's not my heart I'd be worried about

Latex.

We found that out the hard way. :rolleyes:

user472884
01-19-2011, 07:05 PM
Latex.

We found that out the hard way. :rolleyes:

giggity

to those of you who aren't cursed as we are, you can't possibly imagine the pain

user472884
01-24-2011, 08:04 PM
I've committed yet another hypocritical sin today.

When I was walking out of school some guy was standing among his friends, and then some girl runs up, screaming at the top of her lungs and jumps into his arms and he screams "God damn I love you"

At the time, I was annoyed and I thought "jeez, how gay"

But then I realized "owait"

Azhiri, when ever we chill irl, I'm totally going to run and jump into your arms while screaming like Timmy Turner's dad

user472884
01-26-2011, 01:19 AM
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/ASDF.jpg

Yes, the shark is flying above the water

U jelly?

Azhiri
01-26-2011, 01:21 AM
you
me
kansas city
tomorrow

DrSmith
01-26-2011, 01:27 AM
Is that, like, a halfway point between Colorado and Alabamaland?

user472884
01-26-2011, 01:30 AM
As a matter of fact, from my house to hers, Kansas City is almost exactly halfway, milewise

What? I'm not creepy!



Though if you want to be even more accurate to what happened,

Take that, add a dozen or so more t-rex-shark mobiles riden by The Others, the Telmarines, and Jack Black, and you pretty much have my entire evening

user472884
01-26-2011, 01:50 AM
I don't think the schedule would allow for that.

Would you accept a rock with "ohai AI" written on it to be dropped onto your lawn from a hot hair balloon?

user472884
01-26-2011, 02:10 AM
Make it say "Taz'dingo"

We'll then know it's you.

user472884
01-26-2011, 02:19 AM
IT'S NOT A PICTURE GAWD

kthx

Edit:

lol... just saw this on facebook and it made me lol a great deal.

CG<

DrSmith
01-26-2011, 02:26 AM
lol... just saw this on facebook and it made me lol a great deal.

CG<

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101016225420/taxon/images/0/0c/Shaking_head.gif

user472884
01-26-2011, 02:35 AM
+1 to the man in whose carpet matches the drapes

Edit:

I just have to share this

<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/JTMf40ORFE8" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>

Azhiri
01-26-2011, 10:26 AM
I still prefer Dramatic Chipmunk

user472884
01-26-2011, 10:39 AM
Your face is dramatic chipmunk

Azhiri
01-26-2011, 07:20 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a1Y73sPHKxw" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe>

I.. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG

user472884
01-26-2011, 07:30 PM
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=166381183394453&set=a.161321503900421.35989.100000677169660

There's an uncanny likeness, I tells ya

Azhiri
01-26-2011, 07:41 PM
I don't see it.

user472884
01-26-2011, 08:41 PM
http://i360.photobucket.com/albums/oo48/Sadams1030/TacticalFacepalm.jpg

You gotta click it











lol






maybe you don't see it because you're not looking at the screen, your head is turned to the side looking dramatically the other way

Edit:

Well, I was planning on posting a few lolz I found throughout the day, but I can't seem to figure out how to get the damn pictures off of my ipod

DrSmith
01-26-2011, 10:39 PM
I still prefer Dramatic Chipmunk

*cough*Prairie dog*cough*

user472884
01-28-2011, 09:38 AM
+1 for smarts

Edit:

fiddy-fi' owda fiddy-fi'

http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/DSC_2239.jpg

The quiz was all "come at me bro" and I was all "pshh" and it was all "yeah that's what I thought, pussy-ass bitch!" and I was all "oh hells no" and it was all "ohshi-" and I was all "you're about to get pwnd, motherfucker"

Edit:

I just saw a chick (if you would call her that) that I'm not kidding, looked like the Crocodile Dentist game's face on Mr. Potatohead's body

Fèvier
01-30-2011, 08:38 PM
Soft kitty, warm kitty
Little ball of fur
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty
Purr purr purr

*that is all I have to say for now. Thank you* ^_^

user472884
01-31-2011, 07:41 PM
http://i451.photobucket.com/albums/qq231/King_Ocarina/Screenshot2011-01-31at53417PM.png

DrSmith
01-31-2011, 07:53 PM
I just saw that on Facing-Book and it made me laugh.

user472884
02-01-2011, 02:55 AM
http://www.helian.net/Witch%20of%20East.jpg

The stalker.... is no more....

I love you, Azhiri, seriously...

DrSmith
02-01-2011, 03:34 PM
What does that mean? Azhiri killed your stalker? Details!

Edit:

Hey guys…

I just ate an abacus…

Because it's what's on the inside that counts.

:B

user472884
02-01-2011, 03:53 PM
+1
Nothin' better on a cold, blustery day than a nice pot of spicy ramen