-Alizée's phone rings by itself because it wants her attention
-She can break God's heart
-Stars twinkle because they're waving to Alizée
-If she made an educational kid's show, kids really would be the future

I think that can be interpreted to mean the opposite of what you are trying to mean :(

hmm...I meant it as it's so awesome that it can overcome itself. I'm not really good with words =P

1. Alizee can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

2. When you say "no one's perfect", Alizee takes this as a personal insult.

3. When Alizee plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

4. There is no such thing as homosexuals, just a man who has never met Alizee.

5. Alizee can sneeze with her eyes open.

- Alizée can make a hole in one on a par 7....... with her eyes closed...... hands tied behind her back....
- Alizée can get a royal flush in go fish
- Alizée can make the 'Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
- Alizée day hasn't been declared a global holiday because mathematically, the full celebration would require 366 days
- No, actually it's your fault
- If just one of the Alizée dances were converted into energy, it would power manhattan for a month and a half
- I renamed my character in Civilization 3 "Queen Alizée". I just scored over 4 million culture points and all other civilizations committed suicide out of fear of having to go against Alizée.
- Alizée played Donkey Kong, got to the kill screen, and beat it.
- Alizée has only had one pimple in her entire life. She popped it and named it Chuck Norris.
- Alizée played "Through the Fire and Flames" on the hardest setting and beat it with 100% accuracy and a multiplier of X457

Alizee's JEAM dance was scored a 500 on the APFT. Too bad the APFT is out of 300.

It has been known that hip displaysia in dogs can be cured by teaching them the JEAM dance.

all i can come up with at the moment.. :D

"They didn't broadcast Alizee in the United States because if they had, no young American men would have served in Iraq." Found on YT, quite interesting

It doesn't snow in Southern California because I always have the JEAM video playing

If you play Alizée while preparing food, it will automatically taste better.

Alizée can text on a rotary phone

There are no lights in Alizée's house, she glows enough to light the whole house.

If Alizée didn't exist..... *head explodes*

If you have 5 Euros and Alizée has 5 Euros, she more money than you do.
Apple pays Alizée 99 cents every time she listens to a song.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Alizée loves.
Alizée has two speeds. Sing, and dance.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Alizée in. It failed miserably.
Alizée can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Alizée is the only person to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Someone once tried to tell Alizée that her songs aren't the best. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Time waits for no person. Unless that person is Alizée.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Alizée thinks are good.
When Alizée calls 1-900 numbers, she doesn't get charged. She holds up the phone and moneys falls out.
Alizée can divide by zero.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Alizée is worth 1 billion good words.
When taking the SAT, write "Alizée" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Alizée ordered a croissant at McDonald's, and got one.
Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannot change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Alizée can change the laws of physics. With her singing.
Alizée is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what she calls everything around you.
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Alizée to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Alizée had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. She just allows others to run the country in her place.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Alizée.
Alizée can judge a book by its cover.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Alizée.
Ever wondered how the Titanic didn't see the iceberg? They were blinded by Alizée's beautiful performance.
Alizée can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam got out looking for an Alizée concert.
Alizée doesn't wear a watch, SHE decides what time it is.
I'm sorry if some of these are stupid, wrong, and are hurtful to Alizée but it's all I could come up with.

dude these are golden haha! :D