Yes.

Am I that can the talk an tan tand gibberstalk and und understalk and gibberish?

Yes.

Am I the only one that has never seen an episode of Doctor Who?

No.

Am I the only one who has played bagpipes for a wedding?

Nope.

Am I the only one who was late to class this morning because I stayed home to watch the Kony 2012 video, and the class I was late to was showing that movie anyway?

I would've told the teacher that "I studied that last night" and then left the class... yep... I was a defiant asshole at times when I was in school...

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Onay.

Am I the only one that still hasn't watched that Kony video yet?

Yep.

Am I the only one who thinks the whole Kony viral marketing scheme is completely retarded and everyone who perpetuated it by liking a Kony-related status or sharing a video is an idiotic sheep?

Nope.

Am I the only one here that likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic ?http://www.friendshipismagic.org/for...OHMAHGAWD!.gif

Yes.

Am I the only one that wants to know what ponies taste like?

Yes.
Am I the only one who returned to this forum after a long time ?