An American in Paris
 

Here is your typical American in Paris and what they sound like, mispelled for emphasis... feel free to correct spelling if you just can't help yourself, lol

1. I don't want snails, give me a hamburger and french fries! It's called what? escargo?

2. Where is the love museum?

3. Where is nearest red light district, that mulan rogue thingy, la cage ox follies?

4. Wow look at that, the eiffel tower, it looks like a.. (i wont go there)

5. Why is everyone looking at me funny, am I dressed the wrong way, what?

6 Excuse me sir, have you seen this small petite woman named Alizee, she's a big pop star here in France? Alizee, that french singer. What do you mean she is not popular anymore? huh? She's big in USA, everyone knows about her! What do you mean I'm 5yrs behind the Alizee curve?

7. I know she lives somewhere here in Paris. Alizee! where are you!!!!

8. 12 million people live in and around Paris... wow!

9. Where can I get a hotdog around here?

10. This is a cool street.. the Champs ellisis, alot of trees

11. Look at that Arch.. its huge! A whole army could walk underneath that thing!

you'll go to France?

Hmm, well Le Moulin Rouge is near the Montmarte region of Paris, and you said you were in Las Vegas right Matrix? Well Cirque du Soleil is performing there maybe some of the women acrobats could give you French lessons. :)

You can also add this to the list:


1. You would think an expensive restauraunt like this could keep the snails off of the food. Now go take this back and bring me the escargot like I asked for.

2. YO! Madam-mizel. You wanna humma-humma?

3. Why is everybody speaking in a funny language?

4. Is my beret on straight?

5. Hey garson! Excuuusee moi. Got any ketchep for this?

6. So that's the famous Moaning Lisa huh? Didn't our nephew do the same thing using a paint by number?

7. You can't arrest me, I'm an American citizen.

8. Hey you, frenchie! Where can I find Al-ee-zee?

9. Cool arch! I think the Cardinals should build one just like it for Tony LaRussa.

10. A bidet? I thought it was a fancy water fountain.

Nice Rocket :) But if any of you do go to Paris saying most of those things will probably just piss off the French. I know were all just joking, but just in case someone thought to give it a try...

Thank you Captian Obvious!

Hahahha, that's so true. Any american, if they happen to get arrested in Paris, would probably think that. Like just because we are visiting we got some diplomatic immunity or something..lol

I like number 10 too... a fancy water fountain.. roflmao :p

What? I liked it, really. It was funny, although maybe a little insulting to the French. And you never know the obviousacity to those whose English is not that great. (like mine, what the hell kind of word is obviousacity?)

PS: I like that Captain Obvious:D

http://www.adamsweb.us/master_obvious.JPG

:)

Hear hear!