9/ You actually go into the tattoo parlour clutching a copy of Psych and ask how much to do the logo from the cover? (£100 if anyones interested).

15. Your heart leaps every time you feel a strong gust of wind. :p

HAHAHA :D. That's the best one so far, LeFantôme. I wish I'd thought of that :p.

16. You covince yourself that Decollage isn't really all that bad.
17. You tell your Surgeon about her during your Barium Enema.
18. You try and convince your girlfriend/wife that her hair really would be nice like that.

Both of those for sure.

I also tend to not be able to get over even the slightest resemblances between some people and Alizée.

19. You buy "A Good Year" just because it has Moi... Lolita on it.
20. You know all the words to Moi... Lolita and can sing it yet don't know any French.

21. You buy a whole new hard drive because all the Alizée videos and mp3's you download are well over 1gig. (I was guilty of this before youtube back in 2002)
These are more geared towards us guys:
22. You become more interested in dating French/foreign or non-local women. (the real reason I enlisted)
23. Your standards for dating women have gotten ridiculously high because of Alizée.

23. Your standards for dating women have gotten ridiculously high because of Alizée.

:D

You know ur a fan of Lili when:
24. You take ur mp3 to work, and it playes all day in ur ear. (Me) today.
25. Basting Lili out of your sterio while driving around town.
26. Nearly getting pulled over by a cop while listening to Lili's Moi...Lolita.
27. Talking about the same cop, realazing that the cop was lip singing Moi...Lolita when he was driving next to you. (happend to me last week freaked the shit out of me).
28. Actualy thinking getting a tattoe of Lili on your back.
29. trying to get a crash course in Franch.
30. Cant let a single moment go by without hearing her voice.
31. day dreaming about her while at work. (Had to say happened today at work, snaped out of it when I cut my-self on the grinder)

32. You only date women who are 5'3" :p