Crimes of Passion
 

If you are given the chance to commit one major international crime, what would it be?

Mines: I would blow up Maryland, the USA state capital. I would do it with a squadron of British Commandos. I take out airport personel, hop on board a plane headed for Washington D.C. Drill a big hole in the cargo bay, hop off the plane and glide down at night into an empty park. Then we move on foot into the city and take out someone who has there car started and the window open, then we drive up directly across the street of the White House. We make a quick and mad dash across the lawn, killing anyone in site with silenced and blackened guns. Grapplehook the way up to the white house and plant a nuclear bomb on the presidents desk. If the President is up there, then ooooh how sweet this victory is gonna be. But it'll only be logical to choose a day when hes not up there, or we probably wont make it across the lawn. After we secured the office, we make a deal with the world, the death of 5 senators, george bush, those ridiculously fake WWE wrestlers and a movie where WallE dies. Which definetly wont be considered, since WallE is the only good thing america's got going for itself atm. Bush just got saved by a fictional character:blink: Then we blow the bomb up within 2 mins of the deal and get sent to heaven for destroying an upside down country, traitor of its origins.

Okay....?

My crime:
I would disrupt the frequencies and waves of the American radio that I despise so much, and replace it with my pirate network that plays constant Alizée music and the occasional Opeth epic.

America would indeed be a better place if Barrett controlled the waves. Be sure you throw some J-Pop, acid rap and free jazz in the mix as well.

I'd blow up parliament.


Nobody's ever thought of that!

I would forcefully annex all of Europe so that Alizée would finally perform in the US(technically speaking).

Destroy the White House, Pentagon, Capitol building, kill all the senators, force the pres and vp to watch Fahrenheit 9/11. (You get the gist.)

My crime would be kidnapping Jeremy so I could have Alizee all to myself!

Then I would save Jérémy, return him to Alizée, get her thanks, and be her friend!

Than I will kidnap you and Jeremy and once again, have Alizee all to myself lol

Then me and Jérémy would work together to take you down, I end up befriending both Alizée and Jérémy, and be the guitarist of her next tour!

(evil laugh*)