one morning alizee smiled so brightly that life formed on the earth. today we call that smile the 'sun'.
alizee was at the manger during the birth of Christ. she gave Him the gift of song. Christ so loved this gift that He carried it with Him for the rest of His life. the three wise men were so jealous that they bribed the apostles not to include her. chuck norris read about this and went back in time and, later that same day, all three wise men were mysteriously killed by a round house kick to the head.
alizee vs green bay packers: alizee wins by a touchdown, in overtime.
how do you know if alizee was in your refrigerator? you can see her footprints in the butter.
how many alizee's does it take to screw in a light bulb? none. the guys at alizee america will be more than happy to do it for her.
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