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DJwise:

There he stands,
A formidable foe against time,
The Viking with a gun.
Wielder of the Epic Beard Shield
With a swig of the famed elixir,
He sets out across the land,
Chants of Wodka filling the air.
Tis Jung, the greatest Viking
Of them all. Standing at 20 ft. tall,
As big as a giant,
Letting the hammer fall
And showing no mercy to those
Who may stand in his path.
For this is his story,
His tale, his legend.
A journey of epic proportions.
One that only he can face.
For with the might of the Norse Gods
And the Power of the Metal
Always by his side,
Jung rules all
And he shall never fall,
So long as the beard stays strong,
And the gun stays armed.
Against the evil aaroniuses he fights,
striving to keep the world in the light.
Protector of all things Soshi,
He leads his people faithfully
Into the New World and beyond,
Making the devil run, run, run.
With Jung at the front,
You know the war will be won
And the most important thing is
His epic journey has only just begun...

~The Wise One

This thread made me remember this....