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Originally Posted by Zeerre
"Wait!" screams Alizée in a heavy French accent as she bursts through the door. "This man is innocent, and I can prove it."
She reaches into her purse and slowly pulls out a mysterious item. Gasps quickly fill the courtroom as everyone focuses their eyes on the shiny object that now lies before them...
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Judge: "A... dildo?! What do you hope to accomplish with THAT, Miss?"
Alizee: "Sorry. My mistake." /Quickly switches item for an even more mysterius and shiny object, heavy sighs of relief are heard from the audience.