Because I'm such a normal and average person...
- I put gel in my hair for the sole reason of being able to feel the little spikes (especially the really thick ones, oh mama) throughout the day
- I
cannot have anything in my pockets.
- I can't sleep in pure silence
-^ I can't sleep without listening to podcasts of Frosty, Heidi, and Frank
- It takes me about an hour to eat a 3-entree meal at Panda Express
- I'm afraid (but working on it, currently) of talking to workers at stores, or calling the store even to find their hours.
- I own and wear 15 identical pairs of khaki Legendary Gold pants from target,
exclusively.
(they're just so simple, clean looking, and most importantly, comfortable)
- I don't like eggs that were cooked in oil, rather than butter
- I can't stand wearing hats.
- I can't physically vomit or burp (I had a stomach surgery a few years back that prevents either from happening. Thus, I can
never get drunk, and the way I have to burp now sounds like the battle cry of a Tusken raider)(Fundoplication surgery, if anyone cares)
- For 7 years now, I've worn the same brand/model of wristwatch.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
http://www.amazon.com/Timex-T71912-C...5223723&sr=1-5
Over those years I think I've purchased about 9 of them.
- I don't sneeze properly (I guess the normies call it "stifling")
- I cannot stand capital J's with the long horizontal line across the top
- I LOVE orange juice, not too fond of oranges