An honest outlet where I can ask all of my questions about all the mysteries of the female universe?
*cracks knuckles*
1. Uggz. Why?
2. Why do the chicks at my school (and presumably everywhere else) always carry like four or five different types of hand moisturizer?
3. Jessica Rabbit-Red lipstick... why?..... it looks like clown makeup
4. Excessive eye schmear. Why?
5. Makeup, perfume, and other appearance-aura augmenting aides... I understand that in human nature at its very roots, we're constantly seeking a feasible mate to reproduce with the one goal of attempting to create the strongest possible offspring. I understand that we find these mates based on who has the best genes (i.e. teh faec, boobs, buttox, etc) and our attraction to these potential suitors also is partially determined by whether or not we like the other's pheromones. I understand that makeup changes malekind's perception of female facial features, and perfume gives malekind a false pheromone to lust over. But all these efforts would be specifically to find a mate to have sex with, which I'm pretty sure neither men or women are constantly trying to do (well... okay, men probably do). So if a female is not out actively seeking a male mate to court and reproduce with, what is the point of wearing makeup at all times? Especially at this day in age?
6. How do "measurements" work? like on IMDB sometimes it'll list an actress's measurements/size and it'll be something like "34B-30-36"... what the hell does that mean
7. What are split ends?
I do recognize of course, that the answers to all of these I could easily find online... in fact I even prefer a non-partisan, sterile answer devoid of any bias or otherwise... but sometimes it's fun to hear an actual person's personal opinion or take on something... and of course since you've gone to the trouble to making an entire thread and donating your time to the cause, I might as well participate!
8. I've been stalker-free (thanks again Dacotaness) for a few months now... and she is a pretty crazy mother fucker... should I be cautious of any "revenge" she might take out on me? I have no clue how the female mind works (well, I understand it as a primatologist understands why monkeys do, which simple and logical reasoning) so I really have no idea what you/she'd be capable of.
9. What's up with this one ho (acquaintance through Zach) trying to convince me that she is and always has been a natural blonde... when she's quite clearly not? (Azhiri- t'is the ho in my Retards album)
10. Is there any other point to a tramp-stamp other than to call attention to that area? any other reason at all?
11. What's up with chicks doing the whole raccoon eye thing? isn't the whole point of makeup to be subtle so as not to make obvious that something is out of the ordinary?
12. (feel free not to answer if it's too bold of a question) I understand why some chicks would prefer one style of tampon to the other, but which one works the 'best'? (I'm pretty confident I know the answer but I've been wrong before)
13. What's the point of tongue piercings? (I hope it's not what I've heard)
14. How come chick shorts are SO short? I mean really... I get the aesthetic benefits for both genders, but really... maybe I'm just too utilitarian with clothing... but I feel like more fabric goes into my socks than into those shorts... they are called 'shorts' right? there's not some different name for them? They don't provide any protection for your guy's thighs, I'm sure you guys get pretty cold in them (like last Tuesday, 21˚F and alas, there be a gaggle of girls walking in the parking lot freezing their asses off (literally and figuratively))..... are they at least cheaper than pants?
15. What's this obsession with being tan and tanning? Personally I don't find 'darker' girls more appealing than pale ones... and scientificallymiantalessencallyness, people who have whiter/paler skin are thus because originally their race lived somewhere where geographically there wasn't a lot of sunlight, so their skin had to become paler to take in as much light as possible to make a decent amount of vitamin C... (ex: ireland and irish lassies), versus somewhere where sunlight is abundant and the skin needs to be more resistant to light because it has no problem creating vitamin C (ex: mexico, africa, etc)... so what's the point of being tan? Is it a simply visual thing for courting the other gender? Are races of sunnier origins viewed as more attractive/appealing than caucasian ones?
16. what are your guy's favorite pizza toppings? I'm a pepperoni-mushroom-sausage-bacon type of guy mahselfs
17. We all know that 7 8 9, but what if 9 8 7? Where would we be then?
18. Out of sheer curiosity, if you had to change one thing about yourselves, what would it be
19. What are your guy's opinions on traditional gender roles?
20. I had a bro fight with some random douche at school on viernes (i'm going to refrain saying the English translation for a while) about guys growing out their hair to gay lengths (
like this), and he said that he and other douches do it because "girls dig it"...... please tell me he's wrong? or
do you guys 'dig it'? (in the latter case, I'll lose my very last shred of hope in humanity and promptly fly to Paris to swan-dive off of the Eiffel Tower)
21. I quite like this guy, but most people hate him. What sayeth thou?
22. What's the point of high-heeled shoes? Is there any reason to them other than appearing taller?
I'm sure I'll think of more later.
(in case you haven't noticed, all the above was fer teh lulz, and if you don't want to answer any of them I won't be offended)
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Oh aye... I wonder which one?
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1. Except for the monthly thing, it is working well.
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Lulz
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thought of another one
23. What is the female opinion (assuming of course a survey of two at most is accurate) of guys wearing their pants hanging off their asses?