[Taxi Driver Aaron]

Finish this sentence...

You know you got the Lilly bug when:


Whenever you initiate a text message beginning with the letter "A" your smart phone suggests "Alizée"... also, L ... "Lilly" ... D... "Decollages" .... and so on... even today I caught my phone suggesting "Alizée" when formulating the word "Paris" ... it was way off!... or was it?

You download all of her animaged .gif images... ALL OF THEM

You voted on her best nose scrunch picture and then you get all defensive when someone disagrees with you.

You stay up all night voting for her on a non-scientific internet poll as the best European artist or best "fill in the blank" just to give Alizée the bragging rights... (because I'll be damned if someone else is unofficially declared better than Lilly!)

You own at least one of her albums on a 12" vinyl even though you don't own a record player...I like to keep them framed and hung up on the wall.

Your "J'Ai Pas Vingt Ans" count on your iPod has over 6000 plays (btw, wasabi, did you ever get them back?)

You have an Alizée tattoo.

You don't speak french, but you speak/understand "Alizée" (words and phrases spoken in interviews by Alizée and lyrics from songs sung by Alizée)

You send Alizée fan mail

You sit through 3 hours and 45 minutes of a show just to catch a 6-minute glimps of Alizée

You have seen every bit of Les Enfoires 2001, 2002, & 2008-2011... even the low-quality versions.

You visit the building where A Contre Courant was filmed and pinpoint where Alizée was 8 years ago... (and don't worry Scruffy, I'm not going to mention any names... that was bad a$$ by the way.. and I wish I was there.)


and I'm sure there is more out there....