>second day of school, freshman year
>getting to know campus more
>every little thing's gonna be alright
>get on bus to go to class
>see girl
>9/10 hawt
>go up to talk
>sudden urge in my pants
>stitches rip
>all of my spaghetti spills out on the floor
>start throwing up out of embarassment
>homeless guy eats vomit spaghetti
>ask for her number through embarassment
>she writes it down
>she screams "Sike! That's the wrong number!"
>get off bus in shame
>walk back to dorm with no pants and no spaghetti
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Be the leaf.
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