It would be nice
if there was an alternative universe and
Simon Cowell, for example, was the first to discover
Alizée!
I’m pretty sure if anyone, then he would have made Alizée big in the US and the English-speaking world as well, for example, 50% English-language songs and 50% French-language songs with a "playbook"! however, suitable songwriters can always be found.
And for Alizée, everything is crowned by her overwhelming sexyness,
both in her looks and her singing voice.
The legendary saying that many listen to Alizée, even if she just reads the phone book, is a clear fact!
The only downside in this scenario ... There wouldn’t have been these legendary songs we know like JEAM, ML, JPVA, Gourmandises L’alize, etc. And the music industry would enslave her more than she wants.