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Originally Posted by RadioactiveMan
I'll have to remember to do that when I'm a celebrity.  |
ah, I can see this already in the works...*cues cloudy 80s-style dream sequence*
Host: "Hey, we're here live in Paris with the one and only Alizée promoting her new album!" "Hello, Alizée, how are you today?"
Alizée: "Very well, merci"
Host: "And it seems we have a caller on the line, caller please tell us your name and where you're from"
Caller: "Hello, this is *snicker* "Bob" from Southern California"
Host: "Woah, an international fan, hey "Bob", did you have a question for Alizée?"
Caller: "Yes, *snickers*, Alizée, will you marry me?"
Host: "Woah, easy buddy, I believe she's taken"
Alizée: "Of course, I am happily married and have a child, but it is very flattering though"
Caller: "bahaha, just kidding, it's really me, bt_bird_90"
Alizée: "pardon me?"
bt_bird_90: "me of course! bt_bird_90, from moi-alizee.us?"
Alizée: "have we met before?"
bt_bird_90: "well, no... but hey, it's me, you're biggest fan!"
Host: "um... we seem to be having technical difficulties, sorry caller, we seem to be loosing you" *signals to cut the line*
bt_bird_90: "b-b-but, Alizée, ALIZEE, AAALIZEEEE!!!......"
Host: "boy, sorry for that, there sure are some strange people out there"
Alizée: "I love bt_bird_90"
THE END