these are funny, they are on wiki
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aliz%C3%A9e
my favorites are
"I can fix a car, wrestle a bear, throw champaigne in your face mister, you will not stop me. I am going to take an army tank and take over the bank of England. This will be my finest hour and only an atomic bomb can stop me. I am going to get bussssssy on all yo asses. Watch the watch. In Totalitaria it's always six o'clock punk and by my watch it's five fifty nine"
"I don't want to tell it (the most romantic thing anybody has done to her). It's a secret. It was my ex-boyfriend, the new one will not be happy to hear it!"
and finally my all time favorite
" I once fought a man for the last beefburger at a food kitchen. I would have kicked his homeless @$&, but he had a samuri sword and took the burger and my money - fat b*t*h."wonder if thats really her, either way mad funny