So…
More IG posts?
There may be a few…
Sunday “fun”…
Looks like “heaven”, doesn’t it…
“
Retrouvailles”, roughly translates as “
Reunion”…
“Koala lover”..
Cutest, sweetest bébé “Bear”, ever…
Just, awwwwwww…
<cutesy little wave>
Speaking of “cute” and “sweet”…
Omigosh…
Princess Lili of the Rebellion…
A Princess, worth fighting for, indeed…
Hmm, now which side would I fight for/on???
Oh dear, can't resist this one...
Ah, I can feel an “alter ego”, my “dark side”, come to the fore…
“Major RedRafe, Imperial Intelligence”…
<Well, I’ve got the “accent”, and “everything”>
Lets see, it would probably go something like “this”…
(Cast: MR = “Major RedRafe”, PL= “Princess Lili”, ST = “Some “random” Stormtrooper”.)
MR: “Ah, Princess Lili, enchanté, ma petit chou, please, make yourself comfortable”
PL: <Ptui>
MR: <Sighs>
MR: “And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of the Rebel Base”...
PL: “Eat Bantha poo and die, Rosbif scum”.
MR: My, my, charming, to the last, Princess”.
ST: “Sir, shall I bring in the Interrogation Droid”.
MR: “Hmm, no, bring me… The “Nutella”. A large jar, and some warm, just baked fresh bread. Maybe some Strawberries, and some Cherries, some sliced Banana too. Oh, and a large, warm, spoon”.
ST: “Is this for the prisoner, sir?”
MR: “No, it’s for me, this is torture, ooops, sorry, I mean interrogation, and if she cooperates, then maybe, just maybe, the Princess may get to play, too”. Also, bring me, “The Pictures”, just in case.”
ST: “My god sir, no, not… “The Pictures”. That’s, that’s just inhumane”.
MR: “Yes, “The Pictures”. One look at some “pictures” of me in a “kilt”, will freak her out, so much, that she will tell us everything, that we’ve ever wanted to know, about anything.”
The Result: After being subjected to such “byzantine”, “inhumane”, and really rather sweet “torture”, sorry, “interrogation” methods, Princess Lili “succumbs” to her “dark side”, forsakes the “Rebellion”, which gets “roflstomped” into “oblivion”, in favour of the Empire, and becomes the first “Dark Empress”, of the Empire...
Major RedRafe, well, he gets promoted to “Grand General”, and eventually retires to the Pleasure Planet, Zeltros, where he lives, happily ever after, on the “royalties” generated by his three epic novels, “
The Princess and I”,
“69 uses for Nutella”, and it’s award winning, blockbuster sequel, “
Moar Fun, with more Nutella”, and, a “huge fat pension”.
Ooooo...
Dark Empress Alizée...
YES PLEASE!!!
Oh my, Star Wars will never quite be the same, after reading that...
Y'all take care, please be safe, and, stay warm...