[Fall]

Originally Posted by Fall06

Sure but Alex will have to help with some bits, especially the lines under "Francia" (Cachondean? ) . I will edit this post with the translations.

I hope the French who read this are not offended, this is a translation of the article, not my words in any way.

GENERAL FACTS:
Capital: Paris
Language: French
Population: 148.2 million
Women: 50.8%
Mascot: Ratatouille
Exports: The famous smell of PASUCO (PAtas SUdor y COla = feet, sweat, and ass)
Who to party with: Obviously with the author singer Carla Bruni, whom at 42 years old looks tremendously sexy and b-e-autiful. (please help with the following, Alex, Tip: Bajasela a Sarkosy, esta facil! No? )

THE WOMEN:
Prominent cheeks and lips, white skin and blue eyes. Are said not to shave or bathe, but are the prettiest in the world.
How to get one: Never even think of making fun of their accent, but if you gain their trust, you'll get more than a French Kiss.
What drink to buy them: Pastis? is a perfumed liquor which is typical in <st1:country-region w:st="on">France</st1:country-region>, served cold (and aperitivo? help Alex ) in the regions of <st1:state w:st="on">Provence</st1:state> and <st1><st1:city w:st="on">Marseilles</st1:city></st1>. Wine is a traditional part of life. To your health! (Cheers!)
The sexy woman: The sexy singer, Alizée who is known for her her song Moi... Lolita. What a woman!

SCORE A GOAL:
The trio French kiss. One of them (two women) must be in doggy style position while the other is behind you (I will not write the rest, look at the picture)

EXTRA!:
Ethnic roots: face of a baby with the lips of a woman (Don't ask me. Alex? )
Learn more: don't miss the video of Moulin Rouge, Lady Marmalade
Joke: Where do the French keep their money? under the bar of soap and deodorant

FYI: 25% of French people admit to infidelity

NETAS DEL FUT? (Alex once again, help lol)
Les Bleus, the Blues as the French team is nicknamed, is one of the teams who have won the most important titles organized by FIFA: World Cup (1998) Olympic Games (1984) FIFA Confederations Cup (2001, 2003) and Euro Cup (1984, 2000)
Regulating body: Federation of French Football
World Cup History: in 1930 France came in 7th place, in 1986 3rd, crowned winner in 1998 and 3rd in 2006. <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1>France</st1></st1:country-region> has played in 13 World Cups.

WHO TO FOLLOW:
Thierry Henry: from AS Monaco, he is 32 years old and has played in 118 international matches.

UNIFORM: just see the pic
FACT: the record is 51 goals by Thierry Henry, hey, you try and beat that!

QUINIELA? (Alex? lol)
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1>France</st1></st1:country-region> has dreamed of and achieved number one titles as world champions, so we have no doubt they will at least make it out of the quarterfinals

Phew. Glad that's over.