[QUOTE=Scruffydog777;255893]I was thinking of sending the Chez Paulo family some type of gift for the great way they treated me while I was over there. I wanted to get something particular to this country.
I'd like to be of help. I agree that something distinctively American would be appropriate, so I've made a list:
A Donald Trump T-Shirt
A Confederate flag made in China
A bag of fortune cookies (They were invented in USA)
A box of Freedom Fries
A plastic Jesus for their dashboard
An autographed photo of Miley Cyrus on the wrecking ball
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich on Wonder Bread
A package of Twinkies
A bottle of California wine (I recommend Thunderbird)
Mom and apple pie
One of the Kardashians or Honey Boo Boo
A U.S. Marine armed with an M-16A1 with a banana clip
A pocket sized copy of the Constitution
A Buffalo
