I'm going to have to say that I think that "Here steps Miss Hilton" makes far more sense than saying that she's not there. For one thing, Paris Hilton at the very least spent most of her life in New York, and I assume that she's still there.
Secondly, the song Lilly Town is all about what you can find there, and how awesome it is. The only line possibly describing a lack of something is the line about Paris Hilton. It seems to me that saying, "The only thing that we don't have is Paris Hilton. Isn't that awesome?" is totally cruel.
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