I stumbled upon this "fictional" page about Mylene Farmer which concerned Alizée and I got a few good laughs out of it and I needed a few good laughs. Like I said it's fictional and because of that, I put it in the off topic thread.
I've said a hundred times I have a lot of respect for Mylene Farmer. She's very good at what she does. A lot of times she uses sex to sell, but she certainly doesn't need to.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Myl%C3%A8ne_Farmer