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Old 11-24-2022, 04:58 PM
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Default American Football is my game

American Football is my game; although I do not watch it as much in the past because I realized I was losing the equivalent of a whole day in my life every week during the season watching games on Sunday and Monday night football. I was so bad I would even watch games that my team didn't play in ! And English and Australian Rugby players will tell you That is Not Football ! Ha! Too many games are decided by bad referee calls any more ! During one game a player shoved the opponents man into the Referee ! So the Referee tossed the guy out of the game ; even though he told him the other guy shoved me ! And it was on camera so everybody knew it; but the guy was still tossed ! Ha! Another time the Oakland Raiders ( the 'Bad Boys' of the leagues ) were playing a hapless Atlanta Falcons team. The Raiders won the opening coin toss; but they elected to Kick-off giving the ball to the Falcons. The Kick was High and hung in the air; so the Falcons receiver called for a fair catch ( to catch the football without being tackled ). But the First Raider down the field Clothes-lined him and the Raiders told the ref they recovered the Fumble ! But the Referee told them Clothes-lining somebody on a fair catch is a 15 yard penalty ! so the Falcons instead of starting the ball on their 20 year line; go to start it on their 35 yard line !
I decide to branch out and learn Hockey; so I tune into a Hockey game on TV; the Puck was faces off; but the two teams must have dis-liked each other immensely as both benches emptied into one big fight ! After about 5 minutes of this; the 5 referees or so couldn't break it up; so they called the game off. The TV Station was surprised; so that they had to put on 3 stooges re-runs for 2 hours ! Ha! So I never learned the rules of Hockey! A good old time movie to watch is "Slap Shot" movie with Paul Newman and Strother Martin ! Strother goes into the locker room at half time and asks "What the Heck is going on ? We're Losing !" But the team says we promised the coach we would play an old time hockey game with no fighting or Penalties ! But Strother says "The heck with that ! We're Looooosissing !" Ha! Another good Hockey move is "Goon" about an Enforcer on the team ! With Sean William Scott and Alison Pill as his Hockey groupie girl friend. He thinks the girl is beautiful and he's talking to her when this drunk comes over to talk to her and spills his beer on her; so the enforcer does what enforcers do and punches the guy out. But the girl likes it ; that he protected her ! At another part of the movie an audience girl is selected to sing the Canadian National Anthem 'Oh Canada' ; but she messes it up; so the announcer says "We didn't hit the Beaches at D-Day to have somebody commit Borderline Treason with the National Anthem !' Ha! I never did learn the rules of Hockey; but I like the movies ! Ha!

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Nice Pictures Ben.Daly ! Alizee looks really Happy to get her Football Jersey ! I read somewhere that one year they had her kick out their first Football for the Season !

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