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Originally Posted by Scruffydog777
I was thinking of sending the Chez Paulo family some type of gift for the great way they treated me while I was over there. I wanted to get something particular to this country.
I'd like to be of help. I agree that something distinctively American would be appropriate, so I've made a list:
A Donald Trump T-Shirt
A Confederate flag made in China
A bag of fortune cookies (They were invented in USA)
A box of Freedom Fries
A plastic Jesus for their dashboard
An autographed photo of Miley Cyrus on the wrecking ball
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich on Wonder Bread
A package of Twinkies
A bottle of California wine (I recommend Thunderbird)
Mom and apple pie
One of the Kardashians or Honey Boo Boo
A U.S. Marine armed with an M-16A1 with a banana clip
A pocket sized copy of the Constitution
A Buffalo  |
A buffalo!!!Are you crazy!!!! Do you have any idea how much it would cost to ship a buffalo to Ajaccio???
I got a good laugh out of reading your list.
As far as a confederate flag made in China. There are several shops in Ajaccio that sell the Moor's head flag and they are all made in China. In fact, most of the souvenirs there are made in China.
Wonder bread was my favorite growing up.
I wouldn't ship a Kardashian to my worst enemy.