OK...but remember, you asked for it:
Me singing rather poorly in a lower key
Me singing in a higher key, also quite poorly
I post these publicly to effectively lower the bar for everybody else. No matter how bad you
think you sound, you cannot
possibly sound as bad as me. Mock me as you will.
But I still participated. 
Man up, ladies. This is the single most important bit of karaoke you'll do in your lifetime.
