I don't understand the point of sharing "inside information" if you refuse to back up the claim and give us condescending one-liners when we ask about it. You might as well just keep quiet unless you're trying to mess with us, which is equally useless.
I don't understand what's funny. If there's some underlying humor I'm not seeing please do explain; I'm not very intelligent, you see.
Mon Maquis, how do you know that she speaks english? That is news to me and I'm curious to know where you found that out.