You lucky son of a gun...
The more I think about it, the more I am forced to admit it that I probably will never go to one of her concerts. Why? It isn't just the distance or cost involved, but would also be the fact that I would have nothing to do at a concert. I don't dance. I don't sing along. I probably would just stand there staring at her with my arms crossed. And knowing what she does to people, it would probably an awkward stare with a goofy grin on my face.
Probably would be like this:
