On occasion, I'll buy strange and sometimes frightening items at the store just to see what the cashier's reaction will be.
One day I bought a 8.5" Bowie knife and the cashier's eyes literally bugged out of their head. Another day, I bought a tomahawk, but that was disappointing as the cashier was a guy and he thought it was cool.
But today took the cake. I got me a SOGFARI Machete, and I think I scared this old lady to death. She looked at me bring it up, and the first words out of her mouth were, "Oh lord, He's going to kill someone..." And then when I used my employee discount, she followed up with, "And he's an employee. Please don't go crazy when I'm here."
Ah, goooood times.
