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Old 12-20-2022, 03:46 AM
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Default Le Hornets Attack the Fairy Kingdom !

Now; as you know, the Fairy Kingdom near Paris is invisible to humans. However insects have different type Eyes; so it was that a Hornet Scout saw that Fairies were buzzing in and out of the Fairy Queen's KIngdom and thought that he had found a Bee's Nest !
So he went back to the Hornet's nest and Riled them all up to attack the Bee's nest and steal their Honey ! So All of the Hornets set off in a swarm and flew back to The Fairy Kingdom to attack it !
Unfortunately for the Fairies, their Drone Sentries had fallen asleep at their Posts; so before the Fairies knew it they had Hornets breaking in all over ! They had no time to close their windows or their doors or their gates or the main drawbridge ! And so it was that the Fairies were in a battle Royale with 200 or more Hornets swarming all over them !
Now the Fairies; of course, were smart enough to use a Human's insecticide against the Hornets, However Fairies dislike those types of things, as they clean up pollution. And so it was that the Fairies and Drones had to fight hand to hand against the Hornets to protect their Queen Mylene and the Fairy and Drone Baby Nursery ! So the Fairies fought with Bows and Arrows, and Swords, and Battle Axes, and Spears against the Hornets. Hornets tend to attack singly while the Fairies; being more intelligent, would gang up on a Hornet. And so Finally the Fairies Prevailed against the Hornets dispatching them all; except two they took Prisoner with Nets.
Now the Fairy Queen Mylene was very wroth with her General Drone and Officers because they had no warning. And the Fairies had huge losses being about 40 Fairies wounded and 50 Drones killed or Wounded !
So the Queen chewed out her General and told him to relieve the sentries every 2 hours so they wouldn't fall asleep in the future. and told him to take half the army and tie steamers to the tails of the two remaining hornets and let them fly back to the nest and then cut the nest down and take all of the dead hornets back to it and then destroy the nest with fire. And make sure you don't burn down the forest with it ! And so the General did.
And all the Fairy and Drone Wounded were in their Hospital. However, since Fairies are Magical creatures; their wounds would eventually heal with rest !
And then the Fairies; like the Ancient Greeks, sang a Victory Poem for their win and to their Queen, Mylene.
Of course ; being Fairies, the Fairy Band and Singers sing this Very Fast !

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