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Bleed through from the Future
I cannot help it; I am a Writer ! Or, at least I think I am ?
Bleed through from your Future ! The agent and the criminals were having knock-down Buijutsu fight ! In the course of which one criminal was knocked up against the machine switch ! In an instance; the combatants were transported to the Alpha Initiator Plane. The Alpha asked the main man; What is your Function ? I am the Boss, I tell the others what to do ! Alpha said; I have no need of you and he Disappeared ! Then he asked the other man; what is your Function ? I am a Guard, I can Guard You ! Alpha said; I have no need of you and he disappeared ! Then he asked the Girl Agent; what is your Function ? I Eliminate the Bad Humans and the Bad Computer Systems ! You can eliminate the Bad Humans ? I am Licensed to Kill, she said ! I have need of You, said the Alpha ! What is your name, unit ? _____ ____ ( redacted for now ) said the Girl ! Then you are Initiated as the _____ ____ Unit; said the Alpha ! What do you Need to accomplish your Function ? |
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Le Squad of Soldiers
Sorry; but another book ? ( and I go crazy again ! ? )
The Master Sergeant entered the Squad Bay. His Squad of Female Robots came to Attention ! What is This ? he said ! His Sergeant said we read where male humans liked large ones; so we all got upgraded in supply ! Well I don't like it ! He said, they make all your chests too Big ! Can you still do your Duties ? Get them reduced back to their normal size at once ! The next day ! The Master Sergeant told them Gear Up !; we move out in 30 Minutes to Patrol ! He assigned them to their duties; Scouts, Flankers, Rear Guard, Main Body ! They moved Out into no mans land ! At a rest time, Susan , one of the main body said You know how you always assign me to you ? Yes said the sergeant ? Well Dolores, one of the rear guard said it was because you Liked me ! A lot ! The Sergeant said; Do you Discuss things like this ? Well Susan said we are programmed to analyze all situations in the squad and this is a situation ! well said the Sergeant; I assign troopers to the duty they are experienced in; and since you are a new troop; I keep you with me. ( possibly to be continued ? ) But she said; If you did like me; I am anatomically correct ! Uh; said he; but sergeants are not supposed to fraternize with the Troops ! Last edited by Marshal Davout; 07-11-2024 at 10:34 PM.. |
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another story; The Old Queen looked at the Girls; So You want to be the Queen of all the Tribes ? Yes, Please; said Francine ! But Lilly said No. What ? What are you doing in the Contest, if you do not want to be the Queen. Lilly said; My mother and Father said I should compete, since I am good ! We shall see, said the Old Queen ! Battle-Axes she yelled ! They weren't the same size as the mens; but if you got hit with one in combat; you were going to be injured ! When you throw, you can fall over the Line, but you may not step over it or your throw is disqualified ! Lilly threw first and took a good running start! It was a long way to the target; so she knew she had to get some height on the axe to make it to the Target ! She threw falling over the line. The Axe angled up; it was a good throw ! The men of her tribe, roared approval. She was as astounded as any ; when the axe came down in the center of the Target. A Kill; said the scorerer ! Last edited by Marshal Davout; 07-11-2024 at 10:32 PM.. |
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New Queen in the Beehive
Lilly had win the Contests; She had Beaten Francine in the Battle-Axe, the Spear, and the Bow and Arrow ! Shouldn't I be Queen now ?, She asked the Old Queen !
You'll be Queen; when I say you are ! She told Francine to go sit in her Queen Chair on the sidelines ! I may yet pick Francine for the Queenship ! I don't like your attitude ! You don't know your own mind and you may be a Wimp ! Francine Smirked at Lilly from the chair ! The Old Queen circled Lilly ! I Challenge You ! You must Defeat me to be Queen ! ( A Challenge was a serious thing in the Tribes; and could not be avoided, as anyone could terminate you then ! ) The Queen rushed Lilly and knocked her down ! The Queen said; You won't win on your rear-end ! The Queen rushed Lilly again beating her about the Face and Back-handed her across the mouth; blooding her and knocking her down again ! The queen taunted her; on your rear-end, again ? For the third time the Queen rushed her hitting her in the Chest and Stomach and Upper-Cut her with a blow knocking her down again ! Your being on your rear-end is getting old; said the Queen ! I give you the option to withdraw your Bid and then Francine will be the Queen ! No; said Lilly ! She had to remember something her father had taught her in combat lessons to win ! The queen rushed in again; but Lilly side-stepped her and tripped her; then she jumped on her back and put her in a Choke-hold. It was the only way for her to win ! The Queen tried everything to break Lilly's hold. Throwing her over her shoulder; but Lilly recovered and put the choke-hold on again ! Then the queen threw herself on her back and on Lilly's back to break the hold; but Lilly would not relinquish it ! After pulling Lilly's hair and Elbowing her in the Ribs, and beating her about the Head; Finally the Old queen sank to her knees and eventually passed out ! Lilly stood up; the Old queen was face down in the dirt ! She looked at the tribes around; but everyone was silent ! Finally someone threw in a Spear and shouted Finish Her ! But Lilly didn't want to do that ! She rolled the Queen over and gave her mouth to mouth and CPR to revive her ! The Old Queen came to; and they both stood up ! You didn't finish me; when you had the chance ? I don't want to win that way; said Lilly ! The Old Queen raised Lilly's Right hand ! Behold Your New Queen; She said ! Last edited by Marshal Davout; 07-13-2024 at 11:16 AM.. |
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The Matrearchy of the Tribes
You See; through a Quirk of Nature, the Tribes produced mainly Male babies ! And so a Female Baby or Woman was most esteemed ! And so each Tribe had it's Queen; who told it's male members what to do ! And then a Queen of all the Tribes was selected also; that commanded all of the Tribes; whenever they were all threatened by an external source; such as the Norsemen from the North, or the Huns from the West, or the Druids from the South! Then all the Tribes would band together and fight off their enemies ! Then the Queen of all the Tribes commanded them all in Battle !
Now back in the Day; Lilly's Tribe was much in Demand; because her mother had produced two Girl babies and so Lilly had many suitors; because many of the Tribes had old Queens and thus they wanted a new Young Queen for their tribe ! Thus it was that a friendly local tribe and it's Chief had come to woo Lilly and offer her their Queenship; if she would marry the Son of the Chief ! But Lilly was only sixteen and her sister Rose was only thirteen and so they were uninterested in the marriage proposals ! But their Mother said they must entertain them for a while out of respect ! Thus it was that a Chief and his son and 20 warriers had visited Lilly's tribe to see if they could woo her ! And they offered her and her Tribe many fine gifts of Pelts , Clothes, Dresses of Lily and Rose's size, and Beads and decorations, Spears, Battle-Axes, Bows and Arrows, Headresses, Mocassins, and even Gold and Silver they had found and anything they could think of to woo the Girl ! Last edited by Marshal Davout; 07-15-2024 at 09:20 PM.. |
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