An American in Paris

[Matrix]

Here is your typical American in Paris and what they sound like, mispelled for emphasis... feel free to correct spelling if you just can't help yourself, lol

1. I don't want snails, give me a hamburger and french fries! It's called what? escargo?

2. Where is the love museum?

3. Where is nearest red light district, that mulan rogue thingy, la cage ox follies?

4. Wow look at that, the eiffel tower, it looks like a.. (i wont go there)

5. Why is everyone looking at me funny, am I dressed the wrong way, what?

6 Excuse me sir, have you seen this small petite woman named Alizee, she's a big pop star here in France? Alizee, that french singer. What do you mean she is not popular anymore? huh? She's big in USA, everyone knows about her! What do you mean I'm 5yrs behind the Alizee curve?

7. I know she lives somewhere here in Paris. Alizee! where are you!!!!

8. 12 million people live in and around Paris... wow!

9. Where can I get a hotdog around here?

10. This is a cool street.. the Champs ellisis, alot of trees

11. Look at that Arch.. its huge! A whole army could walk underneath that thing!