What pisses you off?

[user472884]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

-Those idiots who get all geared up at the gym with addias shorts, tank tops, those more expensive ipod holders, and gloves.. yet fails to lift anything and doesn't break a sweat. If you aren't going to work out, get the hell out of my way!!

I know that guy. He was asking if anybody would give him an old iphone "for the gym". Needless to say, with my quick temper, I tore him several new ones, basically all going on the fact that he was a faggot that wanted the iphone just for the air of being someone with an iphone and to be envied by the other worker-outers because he has an iphone (I also correctly guessed that he bought an expensive arm band, which was why he was specifically asking for a 3g one). What also pissed me off was he failed to see that if he wants to be an attention whore, he would accomplish it better by buying one of the newest ipods (like half the cost and 15% the size/weight or something... I did the math properly then but I don't remember), and also if size/weight wasn't a concern (fag elitists usually don't), the ipod classic was 2.5x the storage of the largest iphone and also half the cost or something like that.

Did I mention he's in a wheelchair? and constantly reminds you of it in ways such as having to this day "7" different blue/white handicap pictures in his profile pics album, posting or saying "that's how I roll" about as often as "um".

Also, his girlfriend (who happens to bear a remarkable resemblance to the goblin thing from Labyrinth, but with worse skin) is real into that fucking twilight shit... and so, I could even show you the pictures of him going from a normal looking person (besides the dumbfuck grin), to styling his hair (pretty much hair for hair) like that robert faggotson and even to the point of wearing white power makeup shit (I can show you the pic where his dumbass didn't apply it far down enough, so it's white face, tan neck, and at that it's not even an even line)

He failed Spanish 1, not once, twice, but three times

Always, always, always, always, always, always has to one-up you
"I shot a glock for the first time yesterday"
"Well I shoot my two desert eagles every weekend"

"I'm going to be leaving early because I'm flying to Colorado to go house shopping"
"Fag, I own a house in Big Bear and Huntington Beach"

"When I was born my dad still had his 6 rottweilers and my mom would freak out because I'd just be sitting there babying it out and then freaking a thousand pounds of dog would just come and start licking me and pushing me (I have video of my mom screaming at them) and she got rid of them"
"Wow, you must be a fag, I still have my two german shepherds"
(^I can't even begin to understand nor explain)

so...

- ^ That guy