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Old 08-11-2024, 03:14 AM
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The knight managed to escape back to Rome. He went to his Favorite Inn he hadn't seen for five years , because of the wars ! What's your Pleasure; sir Knight said the Girl waitess; sort of like an Arya/Lilly ? I want your Best Dinner; a Roasted Turkey with Stuffing, Baked Potatoes, Sausages, Vegetables, and 3 pitchers of Wine to start out with ! Do you have some money, sir Knight ?
Yes I have Gold ! Here's a Gold piece for you and two for the Cook ! Yes; sir knight, and the girl ran off to the kitchen. Shortly she brought him back a Pitcher of wine and he downed it without a glass ! Another he said ! A young Priest came in and sat down at his table. Did I tell you you could sit down ? The Priest said; the Pope wants to see you ! I don't know any Pope ! He knows you ! And he says you Owe him Twice ! I know a Priest who would say that, but not a Pope ! He just got elected last year ! Well; I just ordered the best Dinner in Rome, and I'm not leaving till I eat it ! How does the Pope know I am in Italy ? The Priest says the Pope has spies everywhere ! Well; since he is my old friend, he is going to have to wait !
Two of the garrison knights walked up to him. The old one said; since you are new to the Inn, you must buy our group some flagons of wine. I'm not new to the Inn, since I was here five years ago ! Perhaps you must renew your membership ! And you are going to make me, said the Knight ? Your sword is hung on the wall and there are five of us !
Well, said the Knight; I suppose I should warn you I have killed five men at a time and I am never disarmed and so he pulled two short swords out of his cloaks and stuck them in his table ! I suggest you leave before I forget you are both "knights" yourselves. The old knight thought better of testing him and so they left ! The waitress Arya/Lilly came back with some of his food and so he grabbed her to sit her down with him. She squealed Sir Knight ! ? You can help me eat some of this. I thought Knights were Chaste, said the Priest ? You've got a lot to learn about the world yet said the Knight ( to be continued )

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