Misheard Lyrics

[AmericanFan]

This should be interesting... Post your best "misheard lyric" stories. Here are some examples to get you started...

Peter Paul & Mary - Blowin' In The Wind... "The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind..."
Should be... "The answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind..."

CCR - Bad Moon Rising... "Don't go out tonight, there's a bathroom on the right..."
Should be... "Don't go out tonight there's a bad Moon on the rise..."

I can't wait to see what this evolves into!