"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me"

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Fall because I'm bringing sexy back.

[Azhiri]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I brought it back way before he did

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than the former because I'm bringing back actual sexy*, not that stupid candy-ass crap.


*something like this

[Azhiri]

It would appear that you and I have very different concepts of the word 'sexy'

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I am an official member of the Ministry of Silly Walks

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because she doesn't even know what sexy is, and that walking = fail

segway ftw

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because she doesn't even know what sexy is, and that walking = fail

segway ftw

I'm more awesome than Jalen because:

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and also



Also I totally know what sexy is so shhhh

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because when you google my full name, you get sixteen consecutive links that actually refer to me (the rest of the pages are links to AAm posts), versus her twelve

[Azhiri]

I only have twelve? -check-

CRAFTY.

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I'm one of exactly four people in the entire country (most likely the entire continent and then some) with my last name - the other three being my dad, my aunt, and my grandmother.

[user472884]

I love ellis island.

There's exactly one person in United States history to enter the country with the name Fabisinski, you must be proud.

http://www.ellisisland.org/search/ma...et=0&dwpdone=1

http://www.ellisisland.org/search/pa...0550926098304&

(you have to have an account to view it, I'll let you use mine if you want because they spam the fuck out of you when you register)

[Azhiri]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I'm moving this into our thread