OMG We're a Cult

[jung_adore_ALIZEE]

Originally Posted by The Gate Keeper

1. Thou shall have no other French Goddess before Alizee
2. Thou shall listen to Alizee everyday
3. Thou shall ummm I done writing these things someone else do it.

well to bad I can't be a part now

Originally Posted by The Gate Keeper

NO we need to wear pants with a gold fish on the rear end.

pretty sure the gold fish is a thing of the past

maybe it should be "The Cult of Alizee past"

[The Gate Keeper]

Originally Posted by jung_adore_ALIZEE

well to bad I can't be a part now
maybe it should be "The Cult of Alizee past"

BLASPHEMY

No more goldfish this saddens The Gate Keeper

[user472884]

Les Dix Commandements d'Alizée
1: Thou shall be no other Alizée.
2: Alizée is the only one with soft skin and true "baisers sont vrai gourmandises".
3: Thou shall embrace all who follow Alizée.
4: Thou shall not resist THIS

5: Thou shall make pilgrimage to Ajaccio, Corsica at least once in thy life.
6: Thy daily music intake shall be at least 3/4 Alizée.
7: Thou shall care for red fish in thy home.
8: Thou shall meet with other followers and initiate the sacred dance of

9. Thou shall make an effort to learn "un peu français pour Alizée"
10.




(somebody can probably draft some better rules, its 3 in the morn and im tired)

[Van]

GIF overload.

[dreamer]

Nice, I'm following most of these.

[TheBarrett]

Yeah, i'd rather not do 6 and 8.

[Srbski-kralj]

all of them except number 8 lol. Meat with otheres yes dance in public no thank you .

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by TheBarrett

Now replace the heads with the faces of the many men of this forum.
Not so mesmerizing now is it?
Scratch that cult greeting.
I'd rather die before I see a bunch of healthy heteros ram their rear ends onto the front ends of the next member in line.

yea.. good point there. but im sure we have figurely females in this forum too right? that i wouldn't mind. espeically the cheerleader verison of Alizee i heard about.

and.. Jalen = Moses?
lolz

[banshee]

Alizee cult is the best cult.

[user472884]

I as Moses, I'm up to the challenge........

I can wear some robes with a little sailor's neck thing. Can I have a staff with a red fish on the end?

I can be all like "Since you are all too afraid to show your devotion to our Alizée, you shall all sit and chant 'AAAAAAaaaaaa Mademoiselle, Mademoiselle.. AAAAAAaaa' while I dance both the pink and the black dances from MJ at the same time! SING DISCIPLES!"