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Old 08-25-2010, 09:17 PM
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Dear Jalen,

At this point I feel inclined to inform you that I am the one responsible for sending those monster spiders after you. Ever since you denied my friend request on facebook, I sent wave after wave of spiders to attack you. So far my efforts have failed and you have entrapped my soldiers in little bottles, but rest assured that the next wave of spiders will be better trained and much more deadly than the previous. You deserve this, you sexy beast!


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Old 08-31-2010, 11:27 AM
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NICE!!! Lol I love spiders! Glad you got a picture of it!
Also, this is probably the only forum on EARTH you wouldn't get banned from for using such a thread title.

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I think you should let the poor little guy go.
Also, I agree with this.
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:54 PM
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For you Jalen...



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Old 08-31-2010, 09:39 PM
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for you jalen...



god damn it. Wtf. Gtfo. Kill it!!!
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Old 09-01-2010, 01:52 AM
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It reminds me of the snail guy in Delicatessen

Seriously, I could never be that spider. I can't stand a fucking chick's hair getting all intwined with my head or arm hair, let alone all my kin clinging on to my ass

I wonder what would be the most entertaining way to kill all of them... it's between dropping them in a canister of liquid nitrogen and putting them in a pan with about half an inch of salt in it on high heat

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I found out that spider is a wolf spider, that is "far larger than it's supposed to be" and pretty poisonous.

oh btw I've been told it had already laid it's eggs... that would explain the 3 spiders I kill daily and the one in my car.... somewhere... plotting against me...
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Old 09-01-2010, 07:55 AM
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blowtorch that shit.
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:09 AM
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I can't see tchaikovsky's pic.
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Old 09-01-2010, 01:38 PM
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I can't see tchaikovsky's pic.
Does this help?

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Old 09-01-2010, 01:39 PM
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Old 09-01-2010, 04:43 PM
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Actually, that's just a regular house spider, believe it or not. I've been biten by one before. They have a name, but I can't remember it.
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