What makes you happy? - Page 148

WhiteFeather · #**1471** 02-03-2012, 06:46 PM

On occasion, I'll buy strange and sometimes frightening items at the store just to see what the cashier's reaction will be.

One day I bought a 8.5" Bowie knife and the cashier's eyes literally bugged out of their head. Another day, I bought a tomahawk, but that was disappointing as the cashier was a guy and he thought it was cool.

But today took the cake. I got me a SOGFARI Machete, and I think I scared this old lady to death. She looked at me bring it up, and the first words out of her mouth were, "Oh lord, He's going to kill someone..." And then when I used my employee discount, she followed up with, "And he's an employee. Please don't go crazy when I'm here."

Ah, goooood times.

Azhiri · #**1472** 02-03-2012, 10:44 PM

user472884 · #**1473** 02-04-2012, 12:49 AM

cold thick-cut bacon.

Taxi Driver Aaron · #**1474** 02-04-2012, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Azhiri

Azhiri... I'm sure she does look pretty from another woman's perspective.. but from a guys perspective, mainly myself, she is only celebrity beautiful... not true beauty... her personality is much like Eminem's where people think she is great and pretty because of her charisma .. much how like women followed Eminem... but then again.. that is just what we know about them from a celebrity stand point.. we don't know them by their true identity and their real personalities.... so it's hard to tell how she really is in real life...

with that said... I think Alizée is more beautiful... and she makes me happy!

user472884 · #**1475** 02-04-2012, 04:01 AM

- when someone here creates the opportunity for me to use this awesome gif.

Tchaikovsky · #**1476** 02-04-2012, 04:17 AM

-when someone here creates the opportunity for me to use this awesome gif.

SaintÀlizee · #**1477** 02-05-2012, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jalen

- when someone here creates the opportunity for me to use this awesome gif.

Haha, funny...

Azhiri · #**1478** 02-05-2012, 04:19 AM

"May your enemies run far away from you. If you acquire riches, may they remain yours always. Your beauty will be that of Apsara. Wherever you may go, many will attend, serve and protect you, surrounding you on all sides."

Beautiful life <3

Tchaikovsky · #**1479** 02-05-2012, 05:01 PM

The Superbowl!!

Go Giants!!

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Azhiri · #**1480** 02-05-2012, 08:34 PM

Dreamy Olive Garden waiters