Alizee for president of Corsica

eru777 · #1 03-21-2018, 03:25 AM

Hello everyone.

I've heard that Corsicans wanna be independent. So what a perfect moment to have a president who would be , none other than Alizee!

Think about it, no nation would invade, and all nations would want to help the island.

It's a perfect plan.

Scruffydog777 · #2 03-21-2018, 05:44 AM

That will probably never happen because she ran for president of the U.S. in 2008 and lost by a narrow margin. She lost to the evil Alizée!

evil alizee.jpg

CleverCowboy · #3 03-21-2018, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by eru777

Hello everyone.

I've heard that Corsicans wanna be independent. So what a perfect moment to have a president who would be , none other than Alizee!

Think about it, no nation would invade, and all nations would want to help the island.

It's a perfect plan.

What would be her campaign promises?

I think their new flag design would have a peace sign on it. The outer fringe of the flag would be long false eyelashes sewn on end to end.

Corsica is the murder capital of western Europe, mainly by organized crime, so she would have to deal with that. All citizens would be required to take dance lessons weekly. Maybe if the citizens keep dancing, they would not whack each other as much. I think Gregoire could organize this.

Annily would be in charge of reading political forums to see what they are saying about Mom, I mean, President Mom. She would prepare a report for President Alizee each night at 1800 hours, and of course be paid milk and cookies.

She would launch a new TV program called Dancing with the President.

The first national holiday she institutes would be Nutella Day. All businesses would be required to close for the day except, of course, grocery stores.

eru777 · #4 03-21-2018, 09:25 AM

Hahaha, nice responses people.

Her campaign will promise "Free sweets for all, diet cola on the fountains."

Nutella day would be instituted,and the bank notes for 20 euros would have "I am twenty" on them.

The national anthem would be "Moi..Lolita" and the flag would have a small fish on it too. (with the eyelashes)

Anyone who criticizes her tattoos publicly would be revoked of their privileges to buy nutella, and receive a verbal chastising by Annily at the end of her daily report to her Highness Alizee.

CleverCowboy · #5 03-21-2018, 10:47 AM

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and the bank notes for 20 euros would have "I am twenty" on them.

Good one!

Question: What about all the other denominations? Would they be marked "I am NOT twenty"?

Scruffydog777 · #6 03-21-2018, 12:55 PM

As far as the flag, I think she'd put Tinkerbell on it, along with the eyelashes.

kulli · #7 03-21-2018, 01:23 PM

National dance would be the J'en ai marre choreography?

CleverCowboy · #8 03-21-2018, 02:20 PM

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As far as the flag, I think she'd put Tinkerbell on it, along with the eyelashes.

Yeah, we forgot about how to incorporated the Disney and Anime characters. Tinkerbell would definitely belong on the flag.

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National dance would be the J'en ai marre choreography?

Of course. I cannot think of a better national dance.

Ajaccio, the capital city, would have to be renamed to Lilly Town.