Le Adventures of Elloise in Paris !

[Marshal Davout]

Elloise's Father drove her into town ; because she was going to her Grand-Mere to celebrate her Birthday !
Her father had gotten laid off; so her mother had to work to support the family !
Her Grand-Mere, however was somewhat rich having married about 4 rich husbands, who had somehow all died in action, one on a sinking yacht, another hunting lions in africa, another caved in an Egyption Pyramid, and the last electrocuted on a sound stage !
Her father brought her to the Grand-Mere's door and it was opened by Lurch who was Grand-Mere's Butler and Chauffer ! When she was younger Elloise had been scared to death of Lurch; because, truth be told, he did look somewhat like lurch of the adamases or Frankenstein in the movies ! But she eventually learned that Lurch was a nice guy and Grand-Mere liked him, because nobody got past him into the house she didn't want!
Her father however, was still somewhat scared of Lurch and it amused Lurch to keep him so ! Yes ? He said to Elloise's father ? It's Elloise to see her Grand-Mere, her father said. Oh Yes, Lurch said This way and led them up the Grand staircase to Grand-Mere's sitting room. Elliose ran to her Grand-Mere whom she loved to hug her; as her Grand-Mere Loved her, too !
Hello Grand-Mere her father Lolly said. Oh, Hello, Grand-Mere said. Today is Elloise's Birthday so I am going to have her party here. we will have the party about 1 pm and so you can come back for that ? Oh, I have to do some things in town; so I will pick her up later said her father. Very well, I intend to keep her all day so comeback for her about 7:30 PM after dinner !
Yes said Lolly, her father. Here's 300 Francs for you and 300 Francs for your wife ! See that you give it to her and don't spend the other all in one place or casino ! No of course not said her father Lolly. I will see you later Elloise. Goodbye Daddy, said Elloise !
Lurch led her father back downstairs, but kinda acted like it was an imposition. Ha ! Thank you Lurch , see you later. Lurch kinda growled low at this under his breath and Elloise's father took off !
( to be continued hopefully )