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Old 02-16-2024, 09:05 PM
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Default Jokes Not meant to offend anybody; but to lighten up the world

Some Jokes I will try to get in to lighten up the world.
First is Batman confronts Darth Vader in the subwayConfrontation4.jpg

Second is "Subway Maniac" still on the Loose !SubwayManiac.jpg

Third is not a joke but kind of too bad. Girl gets Pizza for Dinner; but then falls asleep on the subway from work !
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Sorry to be all about the Subway !

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Old 02-26-2024, 12:45 AM
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Default Just for Fun; The My Blue Heaven Dance sequence

The My Blue Heaven Movie dance Sequence

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Old 09-21-2024, 11:25 PM
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Default Knock Off Halloween Costumes

I try to get this in; but maybe it won't work ? Sorry I try to get some other things in

Little girl who asked her grandparents for an Ipad; but gets an Eyepad !

Safari Guide says I think there are lions over there under that tree ?
But the Lion standing next to the jeep says No, Those are Hyenas !

Maybe I will Quit when I am Ahead ! Nothing works right for me tonight !

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Old 10-08-2024, 12:11 PM
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We always have fun with the newest new guy at work by sending him down to the supply room to find:

- Roll of film for the digital camera

- Hundred feet of shoreline (or chow line)

- Can of snew (guy asks "What's snew?" and you say "Not much, what's new with you?")

- Bucket to catch the packets that fall out when I unplug an ethernet cable
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